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You know who you are!
If you're shitting all day, you shouldn't be dating.
If you can't reach your butthole without breaking a sweat, you shouldn't be dating.
If you can't see your vagina without a mirror, you shouldn't be dating.
If you feel your partner has no right to complain about your stink, because you can't properly wipe, you shouldn't be dating.
If you're a man and can't bench press over your body weight at least three times, you shouldn't be dating.
If you're a skinny guy and think you look good, you shouldn't be dating.
If you think all women are whores, you shouldn't be dating.
If you think men can be women, and vice versa, you shouldn't be dating.
If anything I just wrote pisses you off, you shouldn't be dating.
If you're shitting all day, you shouldn't be dating.
If you can't reach your butthole without breaking a sweat, you shouldn't be dating.
If you can't see your vagina without a mirror, you shouldn't be dating.
If you feel your partner has no right to complain about your stink, because you can't properly wipe, you shouldn't be dating.
If you're a man and can't bench press over your body weight at least three times, you shouldn't be dating.
If you're a skinny guy and think you look good, you shouldn't be dating.
If you think all women are whores, you shouldn't be dating.
If you think men can be women, and vice versa, you shouldn't be dating.
If anything I just wrote pisses you off, you shouldn't be dating.
