If you could no longer ejaculate or engage in sexual intercourse, would you rope?

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Its officially over.

My testicles have gotten worse and yesterday they spasmed or something and I had a painful and extremely uncomfortable ejaculation.

Now all day I've had discomfort, pain, and a feeling of fullness in my testicles.

I cannot goon.

I cannot sex.

I cannot even piss properly.

Might have a infection or something related to epididymitis, its fucking over. If this doesn't resolve soon I will actually pop 50 mg of fentanyl into that good night.
 
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is it due to roids?
 
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is it due to roids?
no, its likely due to a asymmetrically developed left corpus cavernosum in the penile region where 1/3 of your penis is in your body at the root of the penis, so gooning has aggravated it over time and now its actually cooked.
 
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I would not.
 
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Its officially over.

My testicles have gotten worse and yesterday they spasmed or something and I had a painful and extremely uncomfortable ejaculation.

Now all day I've had discomfort, pain, and a feeling of fullness in my testicles.

I cannot goon.

I cannot sex.

I cannot even piss properly.

Might have a infection or something related to epididymitis, its fucking over. If this doesn't resolve soon I will actually pop 50 mg of fentanyl into that good night.
Have you consulted a doctor yet or do you prefer your balls exploding over talking to a real human?
 
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no, its likely due to a asymmetrically developed left corpus cavernosum in the penile region where 1/3 of your penis is in your body at the root of the penis, so gooning has aggravated it over time and now its actually cooked.
sounds fucked up shit
 
Have you consulted a doctor yet or do you prefer your balls exploding over talking to a real human?
i've been stalling but ye i gotta call a urologist but fuck its friday 😢
 
I'm incel anyway
 
i've been stalling but ye i gotta call a urologist but fuck its friday 😢
Hospitals usually have emergency staff even on weekends, you should seek out a urologist there. Stop stalling and see someone or you may never have functional balls again retard
 
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Hospitals usually have emergency staff even on weekends, you should seek out a urologist there. Stop stalling and see someone or you may never have functional balls again retard
i'd rather not have balls quite frankly, theyve only ever been annoying.
 
i'd rather not have balls quite frankly, theyve only ever been annoying.
You say that now as a cope, but once they're gone you'll never get them back.

Drive to the hospital.
 
You say that now as a cope, but once they're gone you'll never get them back.

Drive to the hospital.
nah i just popped some tylenol u can miss me on that 50k bill type shit for a old man to grope my balls !
 
wouldn't make a difference lol
 
nah i just popped some tylenol u can miss me on that 50k bill type shit for a old man to grope my balls !
All right you live in America, I'm sorry for your balls but wish them the best of luck and self-medication
 
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Are you on fin?

Can you link up your medical issue? Any anecdotal feedback on reddit?
 
Are you on fin?

Can you link up your medical issue? Any anecdotal feedback on reddit?
i think a combination of fin + beta blockers has reduced erection quality, making it more likely for penile damage and already having a curve its gotten even worse now and the fuckin ball nerves or whatever the fuck get so irritated if i goon

this is no way to live nigga i gotta get surgery on my dick there is a KNIFE that needs to slice open my balls and penis it is OVER.
 
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i think a combination of fin + beta blockers has reduced erection quality, making it more likely for penile damage and already having a curve its gotten even worse now and the fuckin ball nerves or whatever the fuck get so irritated if i goon

this is no way to live nigga i gotta get surgery on my dick there is a KNIFE that needs to slice open my balls and penis it is OVER.
Quit the beta blockers, I suppose you chug em up for anxiety?

Reduce fin dosage and frequency and gradually switch to topical application.

Quit gooning, take B12 injections.

Have it easy on yourself cuz anxiety worsens shit tenfold.

Consult a professional urologist who specializes in your exact condition with good reviews.

Get a good night sleep.
 
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there is more to life than gooning nigga

also go see a doctor that does not sound right
 
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Quit the beta blockers, I suppose you chug em up for anxiety?

Reduce fin dosage and frequency and gradually switch to topical application.

Quit gooning, take B12 injections.

Have it easy on yourself cuz anxiety worsens shit tenfold.

Consult a professional urologist who specializes in your exact condition with good reviews.

Get a good night sleep.
beta blockers imma stop for now

fin i wont reduce dosage, never had problems for years and if i wanted i'd take 5mg cialis for erection quality

b12 i have more than enough in my blood

i already know 2 urologists to see but i'll have to travel to visit them since most uro's don't have a damn clue about my issue, but i'll prolly go to a general urologist soon just to make sure i don't have cancer or some shit

i haven't slept well in days maybe i will have another 13 hour recuperation sleep tonight
 
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Most modern men’s reality
 
I regret pmo especially that one time a girl gave me a deep throat
 
my balls dont hurt but im scared to cum
 
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i would adopt
 
over 4 u nigga

I’ve been sexless for 42 years

All I have is my hand, body pillow, sex doll, and fleshlight
 
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Its officially over.

My testicles have gotten worse and yesterday they spasmed or something and I had a painful and extremely uncomfortable ejaculation.

Now all day I've had discomfort, pain, and a feeling of fullness in my testicles.

I cannot goon.

I cannot sex.

I cannot even piss properly.

Might have a infection or something related to epididymitis, its fucking over. If this doesn't resolve soon I will actually pop 50 mg of fentanyl into that good night.
I wouldn't rope but I'd be depressed for awhile or scared ngl
 

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