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Decided since I actually interact with inferior humans & step outside, so I'd share this with y'all:
1. Coughs at least 50 times every day, or every other day
Coughing is NT and masculine as fuck. Coughing is a voicepill showoff -- tells others your vocal depth.
Coughing also means you have high prostaglandins/estrogen which MASCULINIZES dudes a lot.
Prostaglandin = inflammatory cytokine = higher aromization thus higher testosterone levels & shit.
Walking around coughing loudly also shows your energy/inner power -- bomb-like coughs = masc.
2. Has killed someone or threatened to kill another person openly
Sorry for you if you've never vocally -- around more than 2 or 3 people -- said you'd murder someone.
Masculine dudes will openly and powerfully state they'll kill a person if they are upset sometimes.
So if you have not either killed another person or said you would, even if you haven't, you're not masc.
A man is not supposed to be afraid of saying he'll kill or harm other people with 100% seriousness aloud.
3. You don't sleep deeply, snore, have a deep voice, or scream loudly
VERY, very sorry for my incel brothers on here or femboys in which none of this applies to much.
Everyone knows masculine men usually snore, cough a lot, sleep like sedated bears, & are loud/tense.
If you're too quiet, sleep lightly, very low sound/vocal presence, don't make much noise, etc. it's over.
It means you're gentle, soft, quiet -- a weak, beta nerd incel cuckold bitch who'll never be a real man.
4. You don't stare anyone dead in the eye with absolutely zero fear
You have to realize this goes without saying. Masculine men have that lead paint, thousand yard stare.
If you find you don't deathly hold gaze in a hyperNT & brazen, confident, powerful manner then sadly...
You are a beta bitch. You are insecure. You have not endured the challenges that make you a man.
And at this point -- especially if you're over 21 -- it's likely you'll never become a real man essentially.
5. You don't beat women, terrify children, or seem psychotic/crazy
All masculine men are seen as "crazy." Often "crazy" means dark triad, or hypermasculine -- or both.
If no one has ever been scared of you or found you "insanely scary" or called you "crazy" you're beta.
Alpha dudes ALWAYS have someone calling them crazy, or psychopathic, or dark triad, or etc., etc.
You also need to be bold enough to smack women around, particularly those who are your baby mama.
6. You find that girls generally dislike you = sign of a beta loser
Even if not Chad or conventionally attractive, true masculine dudes are still usually liked by women.
They may not see them as fuckable right off the bat, or visually sexy, but they are still liked.
Girls often like masculine, rugged dudes -- see them as strong dads, warriors, protectors, etc.
Even if they're not the first choice to fuck, they're far above the bracket of incel nerd for damn sure.
7. You don't always have friends, colleagues, acquaintances
Masculine men ALWAYS have a good rapport with their community & ALWAYS have friends.
They usually have more male friends than female, but some do have female friends too.
They usually have a good, strong bond -- & they usually never have trouble keeping friends.
They know lots of people -- lots of people know AND like them - & socially they're GOATED.
8. Is not a cop, hasn't been to the military or hasn't been to jail
If you find one day you've never had a job like cop, military past, firefighter, security, etc...
Then you're probably a beta nerd. Alphas do jobs like cop, sports, guard, firefighting or etc.
That or jail. It would seem jail/physical charges automatically makes ANY guy hypermasculine.
So if you're not a cop, security, firefighter, athlete & have NOT been arrested you're not masc.
9. Is afraid of fighting, has never been in a fight before, or etc.
Nothing screams major beta nerd incel wuss like having never been in a real, true fight before.
If you've never been in a true fight then you might be masculine if you're NOT AFRAID TO BE.
If you're both AFRAID to fight or have a fear of confrontation with ANY man, you're a beta nerd.
Masculine men have often been in fights, DO NOT FEAR confrontation & don't fear fighting.
10. Is not religious, very emotionally passionate, or driven
If there is no "higher power" you believe in then there's a good chance you're not masculine.
MOST masculine men either believe in God, some spiritual energy/power, or witchcraft, etc.
Basically it DOES NOT MATTER what kind of "religion" or "belief" -- you just HAVE TO HAVE ONE.
If you find you DO NOT have any deep passions, religious/spiritual leanings, etc. you're not masc.
1. Coughs at least 50 times every day, or every other day
Coughing is NT and masculine as fuck. Coughing is a voicepill showoff -- tells others your vocal depth.
Coughing also means you have high prostaglandins/estrogen which MASCULINIZES dudes a lot.
Prostaglandin = inflammatory cytokine = higher aromization thus higher testosterone levels & shit.
Walking around coughing loudly also shows your energy/inner power -- bomb-like coughs = masc.
2. Has killed someone or threatened to kill another person openly
Sorry for you if you've never vocally -- around more than 2 or 3 people -- said you'd murder someone.
Masculine dudes will openly and powerfully state they'll kill a person if they are upset sometimes.
So if you have not either killed another person or said you would, even if you haven't, you're not masc.
A man is not supposed to be afraid of saying he'll kill or harm other people with 100% seriousness aloud.
3. You don't sleep deeply, snore, have a deep voice, or scream loudly
VERY, very sorry for my incel brothers on here or femboys in which none of this applies to much.
Everyone knows masculine men usually snore, cough a lot, sleep like sedated bears, & are loud/tense.
If you're too quiet, sleep lightly, very low sound/vocal presence, don't make much noise, etc. it's over.
It means you're gentle, soft, quiet -- a weak, beta nerd incel cuckold bitch who'll never be a real man.
4. You don't stare anyone dead in the eye with absolutely zero fear
You have to realize this goes without saying. Masculine men have that lead paint, thousand yard stare.
If you find you don't deathly hold gaze in a hyperNT & brazen, confident, powerful manner then sadly...
You are a beta bitch. You are insecure. You have not endured the challenges that make you a man.
And at this point -- especially if you're over 21 -- it's likely you'll never become a real man essentially.
5. You don't beat women, terrify children, or seem psychotic/crazy
All masculine men are seen as "crazy." Often "crazy" means dark triad, or hypermasculine -- or both.
If no one has ever been scared of you or found you "insanely scary" or called you "crazy" you're beta.
Alpha dudes ALWAYS have someone calling them crazy, or psychopathic, or dark triad, or etc., etc.
You also need to be bold enough to smack women around, particularly those who are your baby mama.
6. You find that girls generally dislike you = sign of a beta loser
Even if not Chad or conventionally attractive, true masculine dudes are still usually liked by women.
They may not see them as fuckable right off the bat, or visually sexy, but they are still liked.
Girls often like masculine, rugged dudes -- see them as strong dads, warriors, protectors, etc.
Even if they're not the first choice to fuck, they're far above the bracket of incel nerd for damn sure.
7. You don't always have friends, colleagues, acquaintances
Masculine men ALWAYS have a good rapport with their community & ALWAYS have friends.
They usually have more male friends than female, but some do have female friends too.
They usually have a good, strong bond -- & they usually never have trouble keeping friends.
They know lots of people -- lots of people know AND like them - & socially they're GOATED.
8. Is not a cop, hasn't been to the military or hasn't been to jail
If you find one day you've never had a job like cop, military past, firefighter, security, etc...
Then you're probably a beta nerd. Alphas do jobs like cop, sports, guard, firefighting or etc.
That or jail. It would seem jail/physical charges automatically makes ANY guy hypermasculine.
So if you're not a cop, security, firefighter, athlete & have NOT been arrested you're not masc.
9. Is afraid of fighting, has never been in a fight before, or etc.
Nothing screams major beta nerd incel wuss like having never been in a real, true fight before.
If you've never been in a true fight then you might be masculine if you're NOT AFRAID TO BE.
If you're both AFRAID to fight or have a fear of confrontation with ANY man, you're a beta nerd.
Masculine men have often been in fights, DO NOT FEAR confrontation & don't fear fighting.
10. Is not religious, very emotionally passionate, or driven
If there is no "higher power" you believe in then there's a good chance you're not masculine.
MOST masculine men either believe in God, some spiritual energy/power, or witchcraft, etc.
Basically it DOES NOT MATTER what kind of "religion" or "belief" -- you just HAVE TO HAVE ONE.
If you find you DO NOT have any deep passions, religious/spiritual leanings, etc. you're not masc.
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