If you don't have a bulge when you wear skinny jeans it's over

[Marco Polo]

You can be a 7 foot Giga Chad with the face of Hexum, but if you have a micropenis it'll still be over for you, having a big dick bulge while you're wearing tight jeans is one of the biggest halos you can have as a man, if you don't have a tool, you better figure out how to fake it

 

[Deleted member 25938]

Asians on suicide watch

 

[Marco Polo]

Asians on suicide watch

This is the minimum to be regarded as having: "big dick energy":

 

[hypernormie]

true story

Got on a train once and it was packed. There was a lady in front of me, early thirties becky with a fat ass and a tight red dress. Due to the train being packed I was relatively close to her. Suddenly I felt my hand brush up against her ass rather aggressively, not a light brush, I noticed, took a step back and continued to stand there. Next thing I know her ass was brushing up against my hand again. It was peculiar because she was standing holding against a pole and we were in between stops so it’s not like she had to shift around and get closer to me, not to mention she was holding onto a pole in the middle of the train so she had no reason to be closer to my hand as she was in a very stable position. I did some quick calculations and realized that second brush was probably not on accident. Being low inhib I decided to not move this time, I figured if anything I have plausible deniability in a crowded train and get a fat ass rubbing against my hand for free. Next thing I know her ass is pressed up against my hand, again, no reason for this to be happening given her relative position to me as she could have easily moved closer to the pole and far away from my dangling hand if she was uncomfortable and it’s not like she couldn’t feel it, the back of my hand was pressed up against her asscheeks. Over the next few stops she proceeded to “bump” into my hand many times but it was more like rub the back of my hand in between her asscheeks. She didn’t look at me or acknowledge this was happening and she had ample space to move at any point. I realized this woman was purposefully rubbing her ass on my hand, I was high af at the time so sat back and enjoyed it, even at times pushing my hand deeper into her asscheeks. However deep in my low inhib ass touching trance I completely forgot about the fact we were on a crowded public train as the thoughts of anally fucking this fat assed 30 year old pervert ran through my head. When I snapped out of it I looked down and saw 5 women who were sat in front of me staring at my crotch, I was bricked the fuck up and my 7x5.5 nbpel penis was on full display in my skinny jeans. I cucked out, got a bit awkward and looked at the women therefore acknowledging the fact my hard dick print was fully visible. Women have a sixth sense for social anxiety and they all looked up at me. I couldn’t hold eye contact and kind of awkwardly looked away from them. I wish I didn’t because I would have also liked to enjoy the pleasure of them staring at my dick for the rest of the train ride. It was an enlightening moment for me as I realized the sheer sluttiness of some women and the kinds of behaviors they get up to given that they are shielded from negative social perceptions. This woman has probably rubbed her ass on innumerable men on crowded trains to get off and what are guys gonna do? Call her out? Most men would be just as happy as I was to participate in her debauchery and even if they did who would believe them? Then you have all these women staring at my dick. I was bricked up for atleast 10 minutes on that train in plain view of all these women and I doubt they started looking the second I noticed them, they were sat back enjoying the view.

Another story I have is of a time when I was in the city heading back from a bar with a friend. I decided to go out in my favorite pair of black champion sweatpants. My favorite because they were super comfortable and also because they gave me a massive bulge from the side. On the way home I was sat in the train station playing call of duty mobile and when the train came I got on mid game and sat against the doors. Halfway through the tunnel I lost connection and put my phone away. As I looked down to put my phone in my pocket I saw two teen girls sat in the seats next to me. The one closest to me gave a quick glance up in my direction. I thought this peculiar because she had no reason to glance at me so quickly. I laid back against the doors and looked down on her as she gave repeated glances at my crotch and whispered and giggled with her friend next to her. Due to me standing above her, she didn’t realize I could see the whole exchange. I sat back and enjoyed them admiring my bulge while looking down on them. Right as I was about to reach my stop the girl closest to me looked up and we held eye contact for a good 3 seconds she gave me a smirk the doors opened and I got off and went home.

It is a truly good feeling to be able to show a nice print/bulge. Women get very primal at the sight of a large penis and most can’t help but stare.

Makes me think of what it must be like for true dick moggers like the one dude I saw while waiting in line for the gym during the pandemic who was proudly walking around in grey sweatpants boasting the biggest bulge I have ever seen. He knew what he was doing as there is no way he left his house not realizing what he was showcasing to the world. I figure he walks around displaying himself on purpose and gets a pleasure out of the stares of passerby’s on the street. He like anyone else has plausible deniability. What are you gonna tell him? Put your dick away? It is away, he “can’t control that it happens to be so big that it is outwardly visible in any pair of sweatpants he wears.” Stop looking at my dick bro! Sure. When you understand the reality of penis size it makes sense a man who is packing wants to show it off. Life isn’t a porno and most women he passes, even those with their boyfriends, probably cop a glance because they don’t see many or any at all who measure up. My gym was in a super gay area of the city though so there is a high chance he was only pounding men with his gargantuan member. Considering gay men are so openly sexual that was the best conclusion I came to. I don’t know if most heterosexual men are low inhib enough to do such a thing. If I was with my girl and this man walked past me I may have been filled with so much unbridled rage at the mog I would have brutalized him on the spot. God was surely with me that day. Inshallah.

 

[fauxfox]

I don't wear grey sweatpants when it's cold outside bc it makes me look like a dicklet

 

[Vermilioncore]

Whenever I wear Grey sweatpants my bulge shows and my girl comes up to me like “mmm that bulge” (literally her words)

 

[ElySioNs]

true story

Got on a train once and it was packed. There was a lady in front of me, early thirties becky with a fat ass and a tight red dress. Due to the train being packed I was relatively close to her. Suddenly I felt my hand brush up against her ass rather aggressively, not a light brush, I noticed, took a step back and continued to stand there. Next thing I know her ass was brushing up against my hand again. It was peculiar because she was standing holding against a pole and we were in between stops so it’s not like she had to shift around and get closer to me, not to mention she was holding onto a pole in the middle of the train so she had no reason to be closer to my hand as she was in a very stable position. I did some quick calculations and realized that second brush was probably not on accident. Being low inhib I decided to not move this time, I figured if anything I have plausible deniability in a crowded train and get a fat ass rubbing against my hand for free. Next thing I know her ass is pressed up against my hand, again, no reason for this to be happening given her relative position to me as she could have easily moved closer to the pole and far away from my dangling hand if she was uncomfortable and it’s not like she couldn’t feel it, the back of my hand was pressed up against her asscheeks. Over the next few stops she proceeded to “bump” into my hand many times but it was more like rub the back of my hand in between her asscheeks. She didn’t look at me or acknowledge this was happening and she had ample space to move at any point. I realized this woman was purposefully rubbing her ass on my hand, I was high af at the time so sat back and enjoyed it, even at times pushing my hand deeper into her asscheeks. However deep in my low inhib ass touching trance I completely forgot about the fact we were on a crowded public train as the thoughts of anally fucking this fat assed 30 year old pervert ran through my head. When I snapped out of it I looked down and saw 5 women who were sat in front of me staring at my crotch, I was bricked the fuck up and my 7x5.5 nbpel penis was on full display in my skinny jeans. I cucked out, got a bit awkward and looked at the women therefore acknowledging the fact my hard dick print was fully visible. Women have a sixth sense for social anxiety and they all looked up at me. I couldn’t hold eye contact and kind of awkwardly looked away from them. I wish I didn’t because I would have also liked to enjoy the pleasure of them staring at my dick for the rest of the train ride. It was an enlightening moment for me as I realized the sheer sluttiness of some women and the kinds of behaviors they get up to given that they are shielded from negative social perceptions. This woman has probably rubbed her ass on innumerable men on crowded trains to get off and what are guys gonna do? Call her out? Most men would be just as happy as I was to participate in her debauchery and even if they did who would believe them? Then you have all these women staring at my dick. I was bricked up for atleast 10 minutes on that train in plain view of all these women and I doubt they started looking the second I noticed them, they were sat back enjoying the view.

Another story I have is of a time when I was in the city heading back from a bar with a friend. I decided to go out in my favorite pair of black champion sweatpants. My favorite because they were super comfortable and also because they gave me a massive bulge from the side. On the way home I was sat in the train station playing call of duty mobile and when the train came I got on mid game and sat against the doors. Halfway through the tunnel I lost connection and put my phone away. As I looked down to put my phone in my pocket I saw two teen girls sat in the seats next to me. The one closest to me gave a quick glance up in my direction. I thought this peculiar because she had no reason to glance at me so quickly. I laid back against the doors and looked down on her as she gave repeated glances at my crotch and whispered and giggled with her friend next to her. Due to me standing above her, she didn’t realize I could see the whole exchange. I sat back and enjoyed them admiring my bulge while looking down on them. Right as I was about to reach my stop the girl closest to me looked up and we held eye contact for a good 3 seconds she gave me a smirk the doors opened and I got off and went home.

It is a truly good feeling to be able to show a nice print/bulge. Women get very primal at the sight of a large penis and most can’t help but stare.

Makes me think of what it must be like for true dick moggers like the one dude I saw while waiting in line for the gym during the pandemic who was proudly walking around in grey sweatpants boasting the biggest bulge I have ever seen. He knew what he was doing as there is no way he left his house not realizing what he was showcasing to the world. I figure he walks around displaying himself on purpose and gets a pleasure out of the stares of passerby’s on the street. He like anyone else has plausible deniability. What are you gonna tell him? Put your dick away? It is away, he “can’t control that it happens to be so big that it is outwardly visible in any pair of sweatpants he wears.” Stop looking at my dick bro! Sure. When you understand the reality of penis size it makes sense a man who is packing wants to show it off. Life isn’t a porno and most women he passes, even those with their boyfriends, probably cop a glance because they don’t see many or any at all who measure up. My gym was in a super gay area of the city though so there is a high chance he was only pounding men with his gargantuan member. Considering gay men are so openly sexual that was the best conclusion I came to. I don’t know if most heterosexual men are low inhib enough to do such a thing. If I was with my girl and this man walked past me I may have been filled with so much unbridled rage at the mog I would have brutalized him on the spot. God was surely with me that day. Inshallah.

Dnrd

 

[germanlooks]

true story

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[hypernormie]

You mad?

 

[Dr. Bludy]

Cope foids love my dicklet

 

[Marco Polo]

true story

Got on a train once and it was packed. There was a lady in front of me, early thirties becky with a fat ass and a tight red dress. Due to the train being packed I was relatively close to her. Suddenly I felt my hand brush up against her ass rather aggressively, not a light brush, I noticed, took a step back and continued to stand there. Next thing I know her ass was brushing up against my hand again. It was peculiar because she was standing holding against a pole and we were in between stops so it’s not like she had to shift around and get closer to me, not to mention she was holding onto a pole in the middle of the train so she had no reason to be closer to my hand as she was in a very stable position. I did some quick calculations and realized that second brush was probably not on accident. Being low inhib I decided to not move this time, I figured if anything I have plausible deniability in a crowded train and get a fat ass rubbing against my hand for free. Next thing I know her ass is pressed up against my hand, again, no reason for this to be happening given her relative position to me as she could have easily moved closer to the pole and far away from my dangling hand if she was uncomfortable and it’s not like she couldn’t feel it, the back of my hand was pressed up against her asscheeks. Over the next few stops she proceeded to “bump” into my hand many times but it was more like rub the back of my hand in between her asscheeks. She didn’t look at me or acknowledge this was happening and she had ample space to move at any point. I realized this woman was purposefully rubbing her ass on my hand, I was high af at the time so sat back and enjoyed it, even at times pushing my hand deeper into her asscheeks. However deep in my low inhib ass touching trance I completely forgot about the fact we were on a crowded public train as the thoughts of anally fucking this fat assed 30 year old pervert ran through my head. When I snapped out of it I looked down and saw 5 women who were sat in front of me staring at my crotch, I was bricked the fuck up and my 7x5.5 nbpel penis was on full display in my skinny jeans. I cucked out, got a bit awkward and looked at the women therefore acknowledging the fact my hard dick print was fully visible. Women have a sixth sense for social anxiety and they all looked up at me. I couldn’t hold eye contact and kind of awkwardly looked away from them. I wish I didn’t because I would have also liked to enjoy the pleasure of them staring at my dick for the rest of the train ride. It was an enlightening moment for me as I realized the sheer sluttiness of some women and the kinds of behaviors they get up to given that they are shielded from negative social perceptions. This woman has probably rubbed her ass on innumerable men on crowded trains to get off and what are guys gonna do? Call her out? Most men would be just as happy as I was to participate in her debauchery and even if they did who would believe them? Then you have all these women staring at my dick. I was bricked up for atleast 10 minutes on that train in plain view of all these women and I doubt they started looking the second I noticed them, they were sat back enjoying the view.

Another story I have is of a time when I was in the city heading back from a bar with a friend. I decided to go out in my favorite pair of black champion sweatpants. My favorite because they were super comfortable and also because they gave me a massive bulge from the side. On the way home I was sat in the train station playing call of duty mobile and when the train came I got on mid game and sat against the doors. Halfway through the tunnel I lost connection and put my phone away. As I looked down to put my phone in my pocket I saw two teen girls sat in the seats next to me. The one closest to me gave a quick glance up in my direction. I thought this peculiar because she had no reason to glance at me so quickly. I laid back against the doors and looked down on her as she gave repeated glances at my crotch and whispered and giggled with her friend next to her. Due to me standing above her, she didn’t realize I could see the whole exchange. I sat back and enjoyed them admiring my bulge while looking down on them. Right as I was about to reach my stop the girl closest to me looked up and we held eye contact for a good 3 seconds she gave me a smirk the doors opened and I got off and went home.

It is a truly good feeling to be able to show a nice print/bulge. Women get very primal at the sight of a large penis and most can’t help but stare.

Makes me think of what it must be like for true dick moggers like the one dude I saw while waiting in line for the gym during the pandemic who was proudly walking around in grey sweatpants boasting the biggest bulge I have ever seen. He knew what he was doing as there is no way he left his house not realizing what he was showcasing to the world. I figure he walks around displaying himself on purpose and gets a pleasure out of the stares of passerby’s on the street. He like anyone else has plausible deniability. What are you gonna tell him? Put your dick away? It is away, he “can’t control that it happens to be so big that it is outwardly visible in any pair of sweatpants he wears.” Stop looking at my dick bro! Sure. When you understand the reality of penis size it makes sense a man who is packing wants to show it off. Life isn’t a porno and most women he passes, even those with their boyfriends, probably cop a glance because they don’t see many or any at all who measure up. My gym was in a super gay area of the city though so there is a high chance he was only pounding men with his gargantuan member. Considering gay men are so openly sexual that was the best conclusion I came to. I don’t know if most heterosexual men are low inhib enough to do such a thing. If I was with my girl and this man walked past me I may have been filled with so much unbridled rage at the mog I would have brutalized him on the spot. God was surely with me that day. Inshallah.

Nice story

 

[Gonthar]

Just put bulge cup in your underwear, many athletes use this to protect their precious.

 

[OldRooster]

It is over if your legs are so anemic that you can actually fit them into skinny jeans

 

[Deleted member 18522]

i have a subhuman grower

flacid is pitiful