If you had enough money for ONLY ONE surgery, what would you improve?

[Deleted member 616]

.

 

[Insomniac]

No surgery for your toxic personality

 

[Pendejo]

Rhinoplasty.
I can fraud eye area by squinting but i cant fraud a good nose.

 

[Deformed Chico]

Even if I would be able to change one feature, I wouldn't become average looking. The only thing that can save me is a brain transplant surgery.
I would choose jaw/chin if I had to choose.
I literally look like a deformed Chico. Incel version of Chico.

 

[Dutcher]

Chin. Thats what makes you a man. Nothing can salvage a bad chin

 

[ElliotRodgerJr]

Height since its the most expensive.
Oh wait, does the title imply you can only get one surgery per lifespan?

 

[Deleted member 470]

genio easily

 

[Einon]

I'd fix my jaw,so that It's less recessed.For some reason I like my buggish eyes.

 

[mouthbreatheraf]

My fucking chin is killingme. My life would be aso easy with an average chin

 

[itsoverbuddyboyo]

if i choose height is it without the bullshit side effects?

 

[Deleted member 1182]

Dick. Thats what makes you a man. Nothing can salvage a small dick

 

[Swagwaffle]

I would donate it to u OP

 

[ElliotRodgerJr]

Bro are you jelqing? I am, really sick of people making fun of my small dick. @dicklet4incher

 

[Deleted member 656]

Rhino probably, maybe mouth widening.

 

[Deleted member 1182]

Bro are you jelqing? I am, really sick of people making fun of my small dick. @dicklet4incher

you dont have a small dick and no i not jelqing i cant risk doing it yet

 

[ElliotRodgerJr]

you dont have a small dick and no i not jelqing i cant risk doing it yet

What bro? It's clearly 5 inches, how am I supposed to ever use it? All women will laugh at me.

 

[Deleted member 1182]

What bro? It's clearly 5 inches, how am I supposed to ever use it? All women will laugh at me.

it isnt 5 inches stop larping it looked like 6-7

 

[Alexanderr]

Eye area.

if i choose height is it without the bullshit side effects?

Your proportions will all be messed up regardless, so yeah.

 

[ElliotRodgerJr]

it isnt 5 inches stop larping it looked like 6-7

Why are you making fun of me as well? 6-7 inches? I wish, maybe in anothER life.

 

[FrailPaleStaleMale]

I'd get a lobotomy if I could find someone to do it properly. Then I wouldn't have to give a shit about anything. I'd be as content as the retards that state at the wall drooling

 

[Thushespokeofit]

What are the prices for these?