if you look ugly in selfies

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it means ur ugly irl

I used to cope with lens distortion so badly

GL people look good in selfies
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Lens distortion!!!!
 
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that is the cold harsh truth

that you don't really look any better in the mirror than you do in selfies

you just look like shit in general

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Nah thx

I'll keep coping with lens distortion and jewish smart phone selfie cam conspiracy
 
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that is the cold harsh truth

that you don't really look any better in the mirror than you do in selfies

you just look like shit

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its a brutal pill to swallow so brutal
 
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id say u look 1 psl worse in selfies than cameras

no matter how GL u are
 
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i loook ugly in all pics so i was never decieved
 
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The main distortion is of your nose so gl ppl with small noses still look good in selfies
 
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i can tolerate myself in vids but i look mostly like complete shit in photos
 
Shit thread
 
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Are you sure that a selfie ? Sallu is on heroine again
 
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The main distortion is of your nose so gl ppl with small noses still look good in selfies
if you have a tall skull your face make look longer but if u zoom in all your ratios should still be on point
 
GL people look good in selfies
What if i look solid htn 80% of the time in both photos and vids but look subhuman the other 20% boyo

I never look good whenever flash is on because of nasojugal and nasolabial folds, they literally drop me down by 1.5 psl in photos with flash its actually brutal :lul:
 
obviously gl people look gl in series just less gl jfl. depends on the angle, camera, and distance there’ll always be a bit of distortion.
 
Selfie camera is cope. Back camera is more accurate
 
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If you look good in selfie then you look a lot better in real life
 
it’s definitely camera
 
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It’s because on of my zygo are bigger than other
 
nono but you gotta understand!! its the angle!! its lens desortion!! it depends where we shot how long we shot it from what quality what phone what lens, its only a cameara!! what the mirror sees is how we look, and I look like a CHAD in the mirror youd odnt understand, ofter the cold shwero lilevkik i slay so mucwha itwhout even trhying
 
Not true, get a true mirror and that’s your face irl with no distortion. Just shine a flashlight on ur face with different angles if u wanna see different lighting and stuff
 
I used to think that I looked worse in selfies compared to in the mirror but now I feel like I look the same. I think I just got used to it
 
Maybe it’s a good idea to learn about hardware limitations before making such a dumb thread.
 
This is a lost battle, Arbo. These retards compare good-looking people on a random Monday to a photoshopped picture of Chico Lachowsky wearing makeup, starved for two days, on a frauded angle. Then they'll claim that if you don’t wake up looking like that, you’re doomed for life.

This forum is the proof that behavior ACTUALLY matters, because it concentrates the weirdest people ever.
 
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This is a lost battle, Arbo. These retards compare good-looking people on a random Monday to a photoshopped picture of Chico Lachowsky wearing makeup, starved for two days, on a frauded angle. Then they'll claim that if you don’t wake up looking like that, you’re doomed for life.

This forum is the proof that behavior ACTUALLY matters, because it concentrates the weirdest people ever.
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