If you sit down to piss you’re at least above average IQ

[Deleted member 3795]

Think about it, it makes much more sense.

I don’t even have to wash my hands after.
I either wrap my hand with toilet paper and throw it out afterwards or I just use my shirt to hold down my cock.
There is absolutely no advantage that the standing up method has over this one.
You’re just wasting your precious finite time on washing your hands because you foolishly decided to hold your cock, that you could be spending looksmaxxing.

 

[Gazzamogga]

If you sit down to piss your IQ is higher than your T levels

 

[Deleted member 5632]

If you sit down to piss your IQ is higher than your T levels

Does Non Bone Pressed Length matter.

 

[Beetlejuice]

Does Non Bone Pressed Length matter.

What matters more....

 

[Deleted member 4671]

i also have to wipe my dick with tisseus because my piss gets stuck under my foreskin

 

[Deleted member 5187]

High E to sit down and piss


DIMORPHIC TRAIT TO PISS STANDING

 

[Deleted member 1680]

If you have a boner and stand 5m from the urinal to piss, you have god-tier t levels

 

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[john2]

Think about it, it makes much more sense.

I don’t even have to wash my hands after.
I either wrap my hand with toilet paper and throw it out afterwards or I just use my shirt to hold down my cock.
There is absolutely no advantage that the standing up method has over this one.
You’re just wasting your precious finite time on washing your hands because you foolishly decided to hold your cock, that you could be spending looksmaxxing.

I piss in my bathroom sink everytime.

It's the most smartest and based decision I ever made in my life.

 

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Should we get corporate involved?

 

[Beetlejuice]

I piss sit many times because i go to the bathroom with my phone,once my phone fell into the toilet

 

[Gonthar]

Why should you wash your hands after you pee, there are less bacteria on a penis, then on your hands who touch everything...

 

[Deleted member 4209]

If you have a boner and stand 5m from the urinal to piss, you have god-tier t levels

one time i really had to go but i had morning wood and it hit the ceiling.

 

[Deleted member 5187]

I piss in my bathroom sink everytime.

It's the most smartest and based decision I ever made in my life.

Same but because I can look in the mirror mean while
I'm self centred narcy who falls in love with myself daily

 

[Deleted member 3795]

Why should you wash your hands after you pee, there are less bacteria on a penis, then on your hands who touch everything...

Idk, I heard it's a sign of good manners.

 

[Chadelite]

IF YOU DON'T WASH YOUR ASS WITH WATER AFTER YOU TAKE A SHIT

YOUR IQ = MARIANA TRENCH TIER

 

[Deleted member 1680]

one time i really had to go but i had morning wood and it hit the ceiling.

Mirin hard, your wang mustve been a hydraulics pressure chamber to do such a feat

 

[Chadelite]

Idk, I heard it's a sign of good manners.

ISLAM SAID SO

 

[Deleted member 3270]

ngl every time i piss standing there is zero way to stop splashback, even putting toilet paper in doesnt work at all

 

[Deleted member 3795]

ngl every time i piss standing there is zero way to stop splashback, even putting toilet paper in doesnt work at all

Yup. I realised that when I wore shorts and the piss splashed back onto my legs.
Another reason why standers are low IQ savages.

 

[Chad69]

i also have to wipe my dick with tisseus because my piss gets stuck under my foreskin

This

 

[Deleted member 206]

I sit down and still wash my hands when leaving the bathroom

 

[Chadelite]

I sit down and still wash my hands when leaving the bathroom

me too

 

[Deleted member 3795]

I sit down and still wash my hands when leaving the bathroom

Why bro? Do you still touch your cock?
Just use your shirt.

 

[Deleted member 206]

Why bro? Do you still touch your cock?
Just use your shirt.

No i don‘t. Got taught to always wash hands before leaving wc even though it‘s unnecessary i still do it, it‘s like some habit

 

[Incoming]

I grab my cock with the inside of my shirt so I don’t have to wash my hands jfl

 

[maxmendietta]

legit have never washed my hands after shitting even when i have some poop remaining i just lick it or remove it with my pants tbh

 

[balding17yomanletcel]

İ SQUAT TO PİSS

 

[john2]

Think about it, it makes much more sense.

I don’t even have to wash my hands after.
I either wrap my hand with toilet paper and throw it out afterwards or I just use my shirt to hold down my cock.
There is absolutely no advantage that the standing up method has over this one.
You’re just wasting your precious finite time on washing your hands because you foolishly decided to hold your cock, that you could be spending looksmaxxing.

Off topic but -


I saw a couple of girls chuckin a piss back when I was in 5th grade.

Idk what they have unlike, male unrinaries.... but they stand facing against the wall, pull their skirt up with their pelvis stickin out... and squirt.

It still questions me for some reason till this day, regardless of the fact that Ik that women have cunts to piss out of .

 

[stuckneworleans]

bro we have long range piss stream for a reason, if u sit down to piss u are simulating a vagina wtf is wrong with u

 

[Turanid_Bull]

Man just take ur piss like damn sometimes youre gonna piss standing up sometimes youre gonna piss sitting down. Just do what you feel like doing.

 

[Deleted member 3043]

no it's good + water to clean + wash afterward

 

[Tony]

No i don‘t. Got taught to always wash hands before leaving wc even though it‘s unnecessary i still do it, it‘s like some habit

u have been mind programmed by the elites and u are mindless obidient sheep @cocainecowboy