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How would you kill?
Who would you kill?
Would you try to be sneaky nd shit or would you challenge the police and send notes to journalists?
 
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bump for serialkillercels
 
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least obvious fed :feelshmm:
 
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ok nigga answer my questions :cop:
I'd probably kill people who are pieces of shit, like ex cons or people who beat their wives. I wouldn't try to be sneaky.

DISCLAIMER: EVERYTHING SAID HERE IS FOR COMICAL PURPOSES ONLY AND SHOULDN'T BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. EVERYTHING SAID IS SATIRE
 
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I'd probably kill people who are pieces of shit, like ex cons or people who beat their wives. I wouldn't try to be sneaky.

DISCLAIMER: EVERYTHING SAID HERE IS FOR COMICAL PURPOSES ONLY AND SHOULDN'T BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. EVERYTHING SAID IS SATIRE
I think I would kill foids.

And homeless people.

I would try to be sneaky and get caught in like 1 month

disclaimer: all myp osts are jokes ok fbi don't come after me please :owo:
 
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I think I would kill foids.

And homeless people.

I would try to be sneaky and get caught in like 1 month

disclaimer: all myp osts are jokes ok fbi don't come after me please :owo:
why homeless?
 
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Season 4 Showtime GIF by Dexter
 
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Im pretty light triad so I think I'd just kill bad people and stuff
 
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degenerates and impulsive slugs
 
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Killing bad people is the only correct answer here.
 
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michael c hall dexter GIF


I'd go after killers and chomos like dexter

I'd go after fags and trannies too
 
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How would you kill?
Who would you kill?
Would you try to be sneaky nd shit or would you challenge the police and send notes to journalists?
Id probably like inject posin in people while in clubs
 
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id start a campaign to raise the age of consent, get a bunch of agecucks to show up for a protest, then ride a tank through them
 
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How would you kill?
Who would you kill?
Would you try to be sneaky nd shit or would you challenge the police and send notes to journalists?
Id kill by nitrogen injections into their neck.
Id kill commies and libtards.
Id send fake notes to journalists all with different motives and ideas to throw police off.
 
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How would you kill?
Who would you kill?
Would you try to be sneaky nd shit or would you challenge the police and send notes to journalists?
I'd kill bad people

Pedophiles (not hebophiles :feelshah:)

I'd kill murderers, rapists

(Only ugly rapists, as girls enjoyed the attractive ones and probably orgasmed)

CEOs of unethical business

Jews of course

And I'd leave a calling card yes, I'd want to be known, but not at first, I'd need to get my skills up before taunting law enforcement

And for the record I'm talking about in the Minecraft GTA mod :feelsgood:
 
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How would you kill?
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Would you try to be sneaky nd shit or would you challenge the police and send notes to journalists?
just like dexter fr
 
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People trying to be Dexter Morgan are cringe. That doesn’t work. You need to target people who don’t have many people; you’d either have to know these folks yourself or take it as a given due to their actions and/or work.

Prostitutes are especially vulnerable, but they seem to have larger in-group connections nowadays.

It’s still very doable, you just need to keep concern over where the person is pretty low for as long as possible; by the time they care, there isn’t a trace and the timeframe of investigation is too large to concern themselves over.
 
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How would you kill?
Who would you kill?
Would you try to be sneaky nd shit or would you challenge the police and send notes to journalists?
I’d just snatch them (women) off the road and bury them somewhere in the woods, and since phones have finders I’d just throw it in the sea
 
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People trying to be Dexter Morgan are cringe. That doesn’t work. You need to target people who don’t have many people; you’d either have to know these folks yourself or take it as a given due to their actions and/or work.
Dexter Morgan's method actually is good

Nobody cares about convicted rapists, murderers

The problem is finding those people :lul:
Prostitutes are especially vulnerable, but they seem to have larger in-group connections nowadays.
homeless people too :owo:
It’s still very doable, you just need to keep concern over where the person is pretty low for as long as possible; by the time they care, there isn’t a trace and the timeframe of investigation is too large to concern themselves over.
just live in a third world country theory
 
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How would you kill?
Who would you kill?
Would you try to be sneaky nd shit or would you challenge the police and send notes to journalists?
Rape
 
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Dexter Morgan's method actually is good

Nobody cares about convicted rapists, murderers

The problem is finding those people :lul:
They do. These people will have parole officers if convicted that highly monitor them, usually indefinitely. Not to mention the criminals who get away with this stuff need to have closeness with others to maintain a solid excuse when inevitably questioned.
homeless people too :owo:
Yes.
just live in a third world country theory
Obviously, but what’s the fun in that?
 
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Killing without getting caught?
The thrill of being able to commit heinous crimes in the top surveilled/civilised places is far greater than shooting a homeless, Libyan slave dead.

Most killers have other motives than mere I enjoy killing else they’d go shoot a soybean farmer in Zambia.
 
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How would you kill?
Who would you kill?
Would you try to be sneaky nd shit or would you challenge the police and send notes to journalists?
i wouldn't want to be caught.

my every move would be to prevent that - this includes who i kill (probably isolated, meaningless, jobless people), how I kill (silently, with no trace), where i dump the bodies and more.

there's no reason for u to "challange the police" unless ur genuinely retarded and want to get caught. life isn't a movie, you won't get away with that for more than 2 weeks.
 
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If I had superpowers I'd kill other killers/violent criminals tbh. Which would low key suck because I'd prolly have to kill some of my fav hip hop niggers
 
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People trying to be Dexter Morgan are cringe. That doesn’t work. You need to target people who don’t have many people; you’d either have to know these folks yourself or take it as a given due to their actions and/or work.

Prostitutes are especially vulnerable, but they seem to have larger in-group connections nowadays.

It’s still very doable, you just need to keep concern over where the person is pretty low for as long as possible; by the time they care, there isn’t a trace and the timeframe of investigation is too large to concern themselves over.
Impossible to target high-profiles, someone like dexter wouldn't be a lone wolf would just be some government agencies proxy at best

Maybe in the 3rd world slums you could get away with murking regular people
 
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By drowning them upside down in a bathtub all tied and helpless then cutting up the body into pieces then using a meat grinder and grill the meat then feed them to my dogs
 
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How would you kill?
Who would you kill?
Would you try to be sneaky nd shit or would you challenge the police and send notes to journalists?
Would kill myself😂
 
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I wouldn't kill people 😇
 
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I’d just snatch them (women) off the road and bury them somewhere in the woods, and since phones have finders I’d just throw it in the sea
Wouldnt work, the phone finders would match ur car on cctv or even your face as most piers have cameras
 
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I'd probably kill people who are pieces of shit, like ex cons or people who beat their wives. I wouldn't try to be sneaky.

DISCLAIMER: EVERYTHING SAID HERE IS FOR COMICAL PURPOSES ONLY AND SHOULDN'T BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. EVERYTHING SAID IS SATIRE
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mama mia
 
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casual but also organized
 
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jews
 
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I would hide the bodies by throwing them into the sea or burning them directly in a crematorium as if they were jews
 
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I would hide the bodies by throwing them into the sea or burning them directly in a crematorium as if they were jews
Bones can be found it will be better to cremate the bones and then throw them
 
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