If you're 5'10" you're a MIDGET. Zoomer girls are OVER 5'8" in 2025. GET STILTS!

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You had better take to heart the fact you're gonna need lifts to appear normal height.

5'10" is not longer "tall enough to not be seen as a manlet." 5'10" is MIDGET-TIER.

5'10" even BAREFOOT is short as shit -- many girls will still be near eye-level with you.

You wouldn't BELIEVE how many girls < 25 I see that are near eye-level with me at 5'11".

If ANY girl > 5'6" wears heels, big lift sorta shoes, etc. you're motherfucking FINISHED.

6' barefoot is JUST ENOUGH to escape midget-territory, but barely ... You'd be "low tall."

Low-end tall = 6' to 6'2" -- that's "tall enough" but ideally you want to be 6'3" or 6'4" max.

But 5' ... If your height starts with ANYTHING that has a "5" in it, you're a fucking midget.

If you're 5'10" it's very much over. Imagine the shame in having to wear lifts everywhere...

To not be height mogged by TEENAGE FUCKING GIRLS or eye-level with many of them.

If girls are CLOSE to eye-level with you it means you're in a VERY compromising spot.

It means you are effectively JUST BARELY scraping past female height, which is BAD.

If you're under 5'11" you truly need to consider limb lengthening, suicide, or vanmaxxing.
 
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You had better take to heart the fact you're gonna need lifts to appear normal height.

5'10" is not longer "tall enough to not be seen as a manlet." 5'10" is MIDGET-TIER.

5'10" even BAREFOOT is short as shit -- many girls will still be near eye-level with you.

6' barefoot is JUST ENOUGH to escape midget-territory, but barely ... You'd be "low tall."

Low-end tall = 6' to 6'2" -- that's "tall enough" but ideally you want to be 6'3" or 6'4" max.

But 5' ... If your height starts with ANYTHING that has a "5" in it, you're a fucking midget.

If you're 5'10" it's very much over. Imagine the shame in having to wear lifts everywhere...

To not be height mogged by TEENAGE FUCKING GIRLS or eye-level with many of them.

If you're under 5'11" you truly need to consider limb lengthening, suicide, or vanmaxxing.
no man just liftsmaxx
 
stfu hang yourself from the ceiling
 
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rare talesfromtheslums W
 
No they're not you're pretending to be 5'10 when you're actually 5'6
 
You had better take to heart the fact you're gonna need lifts to appear normal height.

5'10" is not longer "tall enough to not be seen as a manlet." 5'10" is MIDGET-TIER.

5'10" even BAREFOOT is short as shit -- many girls will still be near eye-level with you.

You wouldn't BELIEVE how many girls < 25 I see that are near eye-level with me at 5'11".

6' barefoot is JUST ENOUGH to escape midget-territory, but barely ... You'd be "low tall."

Low-end tall = 6' to 6'2" -- that's "tall enough" but ideally you want to be 6'3" or 6'4" max.

But 5' ... If your height starts with ANYTHING that has a "5" in it, you're a fucking midget.

If you're 5'10" it's very much over. Imagine the shame in having to wear lifts everywhere...

To not be height mogged by TEENAGE FUCKING GIRLS or eye-level with many of them.

If girls are CLOSE to eye-level with you it means you're in a VERY compromising spot.

It means you are effectively JUST BARELY scraping past female height, which is BAD.

If you're under 5'11" you truly need to consider limb lengthening, suicide, or vanmaxxing.
im 5'6
 
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6’2 or death
 
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This constant reminder is getting pretty annoying tbh but you have a point. It really depends on time of day. If it's in the evening, then 5 ft 11.5 bare minimum but that also depends.
 
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It feels horrible going outside in a city of SHORT MEN I live in, yet even at 5'11" with BIG SHOES I still barely feel "tall."

It's like, meh, yeah, 5'10 or 5'11" can wear big shoes/VinDieselmaxx & shit, but it's still like you're not really making the "tall cut."

Plus proportionpill and all. If I wear too big lifts it looks hella gay/cringe/obvious. I can't do anything past 1.5 inches personally.

So AT BEST I could fraud to just bottom-end tall, like 6' or a little more, but even still it feels like it's not quite "tall zone" enough.
 
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It feels horrible going outside in a city of SHORT MEN I live in, yet even at 5'11" with BIG SHOES I still barely feel "tall."

It's like, meh, yeah, 5'10 or 5'11" can wear big shoes/VinDieselmaxx & shit, but it's still like you're not really making the "tall cut."

Plus proportionpill and all. If I wear too big lifts it looks hella gay/cringe/obvious. I can't do anything past 1.5 inches personally.

So AT BEST I could fraud to just bottom-end tall, like 6' or a little more, but even still it feels like it's not quite "tall zone" enough.
true jfl i literally get heightmogged by 75% of normies when i go to public sporting events n sheit

its to the point where when i see someone i heightmog i get a dopamine rush
 
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true jfl i literally get heightmogged by 75% of normies when i go to public sporting events n sheit

its to the point where when i see someone i heightmog i get a dopamine rush

I don't even get thrilled when I'm taller than anyone, which I often can be with big shoes.

All it does is then remind me of all other areas I'm lacking in, like frame, face, bones, etc.
 
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I don't even get thrilled when I'm taller than anyone, which I often can be with big shoes.

All it does is then remind me of all other areas I'm lacking in, like frame, face, bones, etc.
heavy on the framepill
one of my clavicles is longer than the other JFL it looks so retarded
 
You had better take to heart the fact you're gonna need lifts to appear normal height.

5'10" is not longer "tall enough to not be seen as a manlet." 5'10" is MIDGET-TIER.

5'10" even BAREFOOT is short as shit -- many girls will still be near eye-level with you.

You wouldn't BELIEVE how many girls < 25 I see that are near eye-level with me at 5'11".

If ANY girl > 5'6" wears heels, big lift sorta shoes, etc. you're motherfucking FINISHED.

6' barefoot is JUST ENOUGH to escape midget-territory, but barely ... You'd be "low tall."

Low-end tall = 6' to 6'2" -- that's "tall enough" but ideally you want to be 6'3" or 6'4" max.

But 5' ... If your height starts with ANYTHING that has a "5" in it, you're a fucking midget.

If you're 5'10" it's very much over. Imagine the shame in having to wear lifts everywhere...

To not be height mogged by TEENAGE FUCKING GIRLS or eye-level with many of them.

If girls are CLOSE to eye-level with you it means you're in a VERY compromising spot.

It means you are effectively JUST BARELY scraping past female height, which is BAD.

If you're under 5'11" you truly need to consider limb lengthening, suicide, or vanmaxxing.
now imagine how fucking brutal is it when you live in the fucking Balkans 🥹🥹 6'0 and I get heightmogged by women on a daily basis, wherever I go I see at least 10 women that are taller than me 🥹🥹
 
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You had better take to heart the fact you're gonna need lifts to appear normal height.

5'10" is not longer "tall enough to not be seen as a manlet." 5'10" is MIDGET-TIER.

5'10" even BAREFOOT is short as shit -- many girls will still be near eye-level with you.

You wouldn't BELIEVE how many girls < 25 I see that are near eye-level with me at 5'11".

If ANY girl > 5'6" wears heels, big lift sorta shoes, etc. you're motherfucking FINISHED.

6' barefoot is JUST ENOUGH to escape midget-territory, but barely ... You'd be "low tall."

Low-end tall = 6' to 6'2" -- that's "tall enough" but ideally you want to be 6'3" or 6'4" max.

But 5' ... If your height starts with ANYTHING that has a "5" in it, you're a fucking midget.

If you're 5'10" it's very much over. Imagine the shame in having to wear lifts everywhere...

To not be height mogged by TEENAGE FUCKING GIRLS or eye-level with many of them.

If girls are CLOSE to eye-level with you it means you're in a VERY compromising spot.

It means you are effectively JUST BARELY scraping past female height, which is BAD.

If you're under 5'11" you truly need to consider limb lengthening, suicide, or vanmaxxing.
Vanmaxxing? What's that?
 
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now imagine how fucking brutal is it when you live in the fucking Balkans 🥹🥹 6'0 and I get heightmogged by women on a daily basis, wherever I go I see at least 10 women that are taller than me 🥹🥹
If you're in the Balkan you're safe from Larry Lowe
 
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