If you’re a sub 5 male and you’re having a medical emergency do not call 911

[wishIwasSalludon]

They don’t care about you 911 will take atleast 24 hrs for them to come if you’re a sub 5 if they come at all

By that time you’ll already be dead, instead door dash some McDonald’s to your house and have a good meal before dying

@cromagnon @Debetro

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

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[Jason Voorhees]

Being the cheapskate I am I'd probably rather have thr bystanders take me to thr hospital than the ambulance I

 

[Deleted member 97572]

Goyslop will get your heart racing like molly, this actually might save a life high iq post