If you’re below HTN never go outside

[xlimz]

I made the mistake of leaving my house this morning, and it ruined my week. I was heading to the grocery store and trying to be discreet, but everyone was staring and laughing at my flat maxilla. I managed to sneak into the grocery store, but the chadlite manager stops me and takes me outside. He told me that if he ever saw my sub 5 ass in his store again, he'd kill me. I had to run home, because everyone noticed me, and they started to throw tomatoes at me.

But yeah, I learned a very valuable lesson today, and I hope you all can too. The end

 

[Uua]

@Xangsane type of story

 

[xzx_]

sorry that happened to you

 

[pentamogged9000]

i make this mistake too often
i regret it every time

 

[pentamogged9000]

jews force me to go to school and get mogged every where i go in public

 

[edodalic29]

jews force me to go to school and get mogged every where i go in public

 

[cannotbeasked]

Yesterday someone socked me in the face repeatedly until I was bleeding and on the edge of death.

Then he reached his arm out and picked me up, dusted me off, gave me his handkerchief and told me “You’re welcome for the free bonesmashing session. It’s not over yet.”