if you're east asian, post in this thread

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[Water Bomb]

Fellow yellow.

What kind of East Asian are you?

 

[Looks over NT]

Fellow yellow.

What kind of East Asian are you?

im half korean, half anglo. its a culture shock to see east asians here since theyre so rare.

 

[Water Bomb]

im half korean, half anglo. its a culture shock to see east asians here since theyre so rare.

Are you in England or America?

 

[Looks over NT]

Are you in England or America?

im in the uk.

 

[Water Bomb]

im in the uk.

Yeah I figured, Asians would not be rare in America.

 

[ngannou]

There are quite a lot of east asians here
@thecel famous guy here is as well

 

[Vermilioncore]

I’m not, I’m white luckily

 

[Looks over NT]

Yeah I figured, Asians would not be rare in America.

i meant on this forum. i knew some irl but not a lot.

 

[Looks over NT]

There are quite a lot of east asians here
@thecel famous guy here is as well

hes like the only one i knew before @Water Bomb came

 

[Water Bomb]

i meant on this forum. i knew some irl but not a lot.

Ah okay, they are probably rare in England as well though.

 

[Looks over NT]

Ah okay, they are probably rare in England as well though.

in some parts theyre uncommon not rare tbh. i went to a grammar school which is a school that selects based on academic merit, so my school was disproportionately east asian

 

[ngannou]

hes like the only one i knew before @Water Bomb came

Its just because most of them are greys

 

[Water Bomb]

in some parts theyre uncommon not rare tbh. i went to a grammar school which is a school that selects based on academic merit, so my school was disproportionately east asian

I see, didn't know that.

 

[Looks over NT]

Its just because most of them are greys

i figured. he was the only non-grey east asian i knew

 

[Gengar]

I’m an East Asian übermensch in spirit (lol jk I’m a South Asian untermensch).

 

[Gengar]

I’m not, I’m white luckily

Unfortunately*

Because it means you have wet earwax.

@Water Bomb

 

[Vermilioncore]

Unfortunately*

Because it means you have wet earwax.

@Water Bomb

Nah I clean my ears every morning with a huge stick that goes so far in my ears one time I busted my ear drum and I had go yo the hospital

 

[Water Bomb]

Unfortunately*

Because it means you have wet earwax.

@Water Bomb

The ear wax pill.

 

[Gengar]

Nah I clean my ears every morning with a huge stick that goes so far in my ears one time I busted my ear drum and I had go yo the hospital

It’s not about cleaning your earwax. I mean, it’s good that you do… but earwax is linked to race. “Fortunate” Europeans such as yourself have wet earwax, which is linked to foul body odor. “Unfortunate” East Asians have dry earwax, which means they have little to no body odor. East Asians are the master race.

@Water Bomb

 

[Gengar]

The ear wax pill.

It’s too brootal.

 

[Vermilioncore]

It’s not about cleaning your earwax. I mean, it’s good that you do… but earwax is linked to race. “Fortunate” Europeans such as yourself have wet earwax, which is linked to foul body odor. “Unfortunate” East Asians have dry earwax, which means they have little to no body odor. East Asians are the master race.

@Water Bomb

Just kidding I’m East Asian too buddy and I smell like vanilla and figs. All is sunshine and unicorns with me!

 

[Looks over NT]

It’s not about cleaning your earwax. I mean, it’s good that you do… but earwax is linked to race. “Fortunate” Europeans such as yourself have wet earwax, which is linked to foul body odor. “Unfortunate” East Asians have dry earwax, which means they have little to no body odor. East Asians are the master race.

@Water Bomb

I think i inherited that as no one has ever said i smell, even after i played a footy game

 

[Gengar]

Just kidding I’m East Asian too buddy and I smell like vanilla and figs. All is sunshine and unicorns with me!

マジ？！

 

[Looks over NT]

マジ？！

Maji?

 

[Gengar]

I think i inherited that as no one has ever said i smell, even after i played a footy game

It depends on your European parent; if they have at least one recessive allele of the gene, then yeah you may have inherited it, but it seems unlikely since only 3% of Europeans have it. It’s possible, of course; but given the numbers.. I am not sure. I think because your Korean parent passed down at least one recessive allele down to you, that you now have reduced body odor compared to the standard. It’s important to know that sweat itself doesn’t stink; it’s the bacteria that gives off the foul body odor.

 

[Gengar]

Maji?

Yeah! I know a little bit of Japanese. Emphasis on “a little bit.”

 

[Vermilioncore]

マジ？！

Uh



Hey what’s that over there?

*runs off*

 

[Gengar]

Uh



Hey what’s that over there?

*runs off*

Oh, it’s nothing, I just like you, that’s all…

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

Yeah I figured, Asians would not be rare in America.

Asians aren’t that rare in the UK.
Sure when compared to the Africans and Curries they are but if you’re East Asian you’ll know several. For instance my neighbors a gay East Asian from Singapore and across the road is another one who owns a Viet restaurant so yeah they aren’t that rare every street has a Chinese shop

 

[Looks over NT]

Yeah! I know a little bit of Japanese. Emphasis on “a little bit.”

あなたのにほんごわとてもじょおずです

 

[Gengar]

あなたのにほんごわとてもすごいいです

Hahaha nah, mine is very basic. I’m only like N5, which is the lowest level! But thanks, I appreciate it. I should start self-studying it again… 本当にありがとうございます、俺の友達！^_^

 

[Looks over NT]

Hahaha nah, mine is very basic. I’m only like N5, which is the lowest level! But thanks, I appreciate it. I should start self-studying it again… 本当にありがとうございます、俺の友達！^_^

ぼくのおちんちんわ大きいです

 

[Gengar]

ぼくのおちんちんわ大きいです

HAHAHA

僕のちんぽわとても小さいですよ！

 

[Looks over NT]

HAHAHA

僕のちんぽわとても小さいですよ！

でもブラドピトツのおちんちんわ小さい

 

[Gengar]

I don’t know what the bolded part is. Katakana was always my weakest point.

でもブラドピトツのおちんちんわ小さい

 

[theRetard]

Yeah! I know a little bit of Japanese. Emphasis on “a little bit.”

konochiwa my dear onii chan

 

[Looks over NT]

I don’t know what the bolded part is. Katakana was always my weakest point.

Its brad pitt

 

[Gengar]

Its brad pitt

Ohhh right, Burado Pitto. I love how Japanese people pronounce it.

konochiwa my dear onii chan

Konbanwa!