If you're not playing chess, what the fuck are you doing with your life?

Ibohammed Eshakt’ur

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Chess is unironically one of the highest ROI mental activities for men and most faggots seem to ignore it, so I'm here to show you that chess is a high status cognitive activity for most men

1. Chess improves cognitive abilities (Thinking, memory, problem solving)
Research has found that school children who played chess showed improvements in cognitive abilities when compared to others who took part in other activities
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/22774429/

2. Chess enhances executive functioning
Planning, decisiong making, working memory, and mental flexibility are all improved by learning, and playing chess regularly.

A controlled experiment in older adults showed that a 12 week chess training program led to significant improvements in the things listed above, thus showing that the benefits from chess arent't limited to children.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34098442/

3. Chess BOOSTS creativity and abstract thinking
Research has shown that chess players score higher in creative problem solving tasks, showing greather flexibility in their answers compared to people who do NOT play chess
https://www.chess.com/blog/Rinckens...-science-of-how-chess-boosts-brain-power?.com

4. A study found that chess encourages better planning, concentration, and analysis
Chess is an activity that requires a long amount of focus and strategy which builds:
- skills in planning
- concentration
- analytical skill
https://www.healthline.com/health/benefits-of-playing-chess.com


I really could go on for hours, but these are the most important benefits that chess can bring you.

And honestly, ask a normfag what they think of chess. Like, actually ask them. Don't give me an answer baed on what YOU think they think of chess. Give me rhe answer based on what THEY think of chess. Chances are their perception of chess players is that they're stupidly smart. There` is literally no other answer because most normies think of chess as an activity for smart niggas.

Think of it like this as an example: you meet a new nigga for the first time, and he asks you what you’re into. As of right now, you have nothing else to say to him except, “oh, I like to rot in my room and scroll .org.” But now change it to, “I like to play chess.” Do you see how big of a difference that makes? Like I said, you need to play chess you cuck
 
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I play with booba
 
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Agree, people that dont like it/is bad are inferior
 
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you right i should start
 
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Agree, people that dont like it/is bad are inferior
Yep you can say that again. The people I've met in life who don't like chess are generally pretty retarded

you right i should start
Yes literally start playing as soon as you can. It takes ZERO energy to learn chess. I recommend you start watching GothamChess and Hikaru.

Gotham especially, he's the easiest to get into in regard to chess content.
 
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so a moth walks into a pediatrists office.
 
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What's your ELO?
 
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so a moth walks into a pediatrists office.
And the moth says, "whats problem? where do i begin man? I go to looksmax for Clavicular, and all day long I looksmax. Honestly doc, I don't even know what I'm doing anymore. I don't even know if Clavicular knows."
 
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Booty Grab GIF
 
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i used to play chess i used to watch those videos and all about chess this shit is high cortisol bro
 
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i used to play chess i used to watch those videos and all about chess this shit is high cortisol bro
It really is fun though tbh. I get so excited whenever gothamchess uploads a video

the only time my cortisol skyrockets is whenever I lose to an indian on chess.com:feelsping::feelskek:
 
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Title.

Chess is unironically one of the highest ROI mental activities for men and most faggots seem to ignore it, so I'm here to show you that chess is a high status cognitive activity for most men

1. Chess improves cognitive abilities (Thinking, memory, problem solving)
Research has found that school children who played chess showed improvements in cognitive abilities when compared to others who took part in other activities
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/22774429/

2. Chess enhances executive functioning
Planning, decisiong making, working memory, and mental flexibility are all improved by learning, and playing chess regularly.

A controlled experiment in older adults showed that a 12 week chess training program led to significant improvements in the things listed above, thus showing that the benefits from chess arent't limited to children.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34098442/

3. Chess BOOSTS creativity and abstract thinking
Research has shown that chess players score higher in creative problem solving tasks, showing greather flexibility in their answers compared to people who do NOT play chess
https://www.chess.com/blog/Rinckens...-science-of-how-chess-boosts-brain-power?.com

4. A study found that chess encourages better planning, concentration, and analysis
Chess is an activity that requires a long amount of focus and strategy which builds:
- skills in planning
- concentration
- analytical skill
https://www.healthline.com/health/benefits-of-playing-chess.com


I really could go on for hours, but these are the most important benefits that chess can bring you.

And honestly, ask a normfag what they think of chess. Like, actually ask them. Don't give me an answer baed on what YOU think they think of chess. Give me rhe answer based on what THEY think of chess. Chances are their perception of chess players is that they're stupidly smart. There` is literally no other answer because most normies think of chess as an activity for smart niggas.

Think of it like this as an example: you meet a new nigga for the first time, and he asks you what you’re into. As of right now, you have nothing else to say to him except, “oh, I like to rot in my room and scroll .org.” But now change it to, “I like to play chess.” Do you see how big of a difference that makes? Like I said, you need to play chess you cuck
it gets boring after some time, if u dont want to keep learning theory to improve u can improve very slightly, without knowing enough theory its literally impossible to climb past 1500
 
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Title.

Chess is unironically one of the highest ROI mental activities for men and most faggots seem to ignore it, so I'm here to show you that chess is a high status cognitive activity for most men

1. Chess improves cognitive abilities (Thinking, memory, problem solving)
Research has found that school children who played chess showed improvements in cognitive abilities when compared to others who took part in other activities
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/22774429/

2. Chess enhances executive functioning
Planning, decisiong making, working memory, and mental flexibility are all improved by learning, and playing chess regularly.

A controlled experiment in older adults showed that a 12 week chess training program led to significant improvements in the things listed above, thus showing that the benefits from chess arent't limited to children.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34098442/

3. Chess BOOSTS creativity and abstract thinking
Research has shown that chess players score higher in creative problem solving tasks, showing greather flexibility in their answers compared to people who do NOT play chess
https://www.chess.com/blog/Rinckens...-science-of-how-chess-boosts-brain-power?.com

4. A study found that chess encourages better planning, concentration, and analysis
Chess is an activity that requires a long amount of focus and strategy which builds:
- skills in planning
- concentration
- analytical skill
https://www.healthline.com/health/benefits-of-playing-chess.com


I really could go on for hours, but these are the most important benefits that chess can bring you.

And honestly, ask a normfag what they think of chess. Like, actually ask them. Don't give me an answer baed on what YOU think they think of chess. Give me rhe answer based on what THEY think of chess. Chances are their perception of chess players is that they're stupidly smart. There` is literally no other answer because most normies think of chess as an activity for smart niggas.

Think of it like this as an example: you meet a new nigga for the first time, and he asks you what you’re into. As of right now, you have nothing else to say to him except, “oh, I like to rot in my room and scroll .org.” But now change it to, “I like to play chess.” Do you see how big of a difference that makes? Like I said, you need to play chess you cuck
Nah I don't get time with all the slaying I am doing.

Really unfortunate.
 
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It really is fun though tbh. I get so excited whenever gothamchess uploads a video

the only time my cortisol skyrockets is whenever I lose to an indian on chess.com:feelsping::feelskek:
i used to love gotham chess lmao he gives good advice and is fun to watch

indians on chess.com are masters bro they have nothing else to do they grind it like crazy if you see the india flag ur cooked
 
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it gets boring after some time, if u dont want to keep learning theory to improve u can improve very slightly, without knowing enough theory its literally impossible to climb past 1500
tbh yeah i understand why you say it gets boring, but i'm only a 1110:feelskek:

i'm sure it only gets boring when you're at 1500 min.:feelskek:
 
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indians on chess.com are masters bro they have nothing else to do they grind it like crazy if you see the india flag ur cooked

true tbh

but honestly when I see the indian flag, I have this innate desire to try my hardest to makre sure I don't lose to a shit skin:feelskek::feelskek:
 
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Actually, after this thread I looked into chess. Besides gym this seems like a chill hobby and if I benefit from it mentally, why not.

Currently watching the beginner guide by gothamchess.
 
Tbh seems more about memorizing board positions and practice
 
Title.

Chess is unironically one of the highest ROI mental activities for men and most faggots seem to ignore it, so I'm here to show you that chess is a high status cognitive activity for most men

1. Chess improves cognitive abilities (Thinking, memory, problem solving)
Research has found that school children who played chess showed improvements in cognitive abilities when compared to others who took part in other activities
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/22774429/

2. Chess enhances executive functioning
Planning, decisiong making, working memory, and mental flexibility are all improved by learning, and playing chess regularly.

A controlled experiment in older adults showed that a 12 week chess training program led to significant improvements in the things listed above, thus showing that the benefits from chess arent't limited to children.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34098442/

3. Chess BOOSTS creativity and abstract thinking
Research has shown that chess players score higher in creative problem solving tasks, showing greather flexibility in their answers compared to people who do NOT play chess
https://www.chess.com/blog/Rinckens...-science-of-how-chess-boosts-brain-power?.com

4. A study found that chess encourages better planning, concentration, and analysis
Chess is an activity that requires a long amount of focus and strategy which builds:
- skills in planning
- concentration
- analytical skill
https://www.healthline.com/health/benefits-of-playing-chess.com


I really could go on for hours, but these are the most important benefits that chess can bring you.

And honestly, ask a normfag what they think of chess. Like, actually ask them. Don't give me an answer baed on what YOU think they think of chess. Give me rhe answer based on what THEY think of chess. Chances are their perception of chess players is that they're stupidly smart. There` is literally no other answer because most normies think of chess as an activity for smart niggas.

Think of it like this as an example: you meet a new nigga for the first time, and he asks you what you’re into. As of right now, you have nothing else to say to him except, “oh, I like to rot in my room and scroll .org.” But now change it to, “I like to play chess.” Do you see how big of a difference that makes? Like I said, you need to play chess you cuck
Nigga I play fortnite
 
Title.

Chess is unironically one of the highest ROI mental activities for men and most faggots seem to ignore it, so I'm here to show you that chess is a high status cognitive activity for most men

1. Chess improves cognitive abilities (Thinking, memory, problem solving)
Research has found that school children who played chess showed improvements in cognitive abilities when compared to others who took part in other activities
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/22774429/

2. Chess enhances executive functioning
Planning, decisiong making, working memory, and mental flexibility are all improved by learning, and playing chess regularly.

A controlled experiment in older adults showed that a 12 week chess training program led to significant improvements in the things listed above, thus showing that the benefits from chess arent't limited to children.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34098442/

3. Chess BOOSTS creativity and abstract thinking
Research has shown that chess players score higher in creative problem solving tasks, showing greather flexibility in their answers compared to people who do NOT play chess
https://www.chess.com/blog/Rinckens...-science-of-how-chess-boosts-brain-power?.com

4. A study found that chess encourages better planning, concentration, and analysis
Chess is an activity that requires a long amount of focus and strategy which builds:
- skills in planning
- concentration
- analytical skill
https://www.healthline.com/health/benefits-of-playing-chess.com


I really could go on for hours, but these are the most important benefits that chess can bring you.

And honestly, ask a normfag what they think of chess. Like, actually ask them. Don't give me an answer baed on what YOU think they think of chess. Give me rhe answer based on what THEY think of chess. Chances are their perception of chess players is that they're stupidly smart. There` is literally no other answer because most normies think of chess as an activity for smart niggas.

Think of it like this as an example: you meet a new nigga for the first time, and he asks you what you’re into. As of right now, you have nothing else to say to him except, “oh, I like to rot in my room and scroll .org.” But now change it to, “I like to play chess.” Do you see how big of a difference that makes? Like I said, you need to play chess you cuck
most people who don’t like it are just low test retards who are scared to play bc they know they’re ahh. a high test male would enjoy competition. i love to play my high elo friends because i learn from them
 
Who cares about moving pieces of shit on a board. 💀
 
fondling breasts
 
Title.

Chess is unironically one of the highest ROI mental activities for men and most faggots seem to ignore it, so I'm here to show you that chess is a high status cognitive activity for most men

1. Chess improves cognitive abilities (Thinking, memory, problem solving)
Research has found that school children who played chess showed improvements in cognitive abilities when compared to others who took part in other activities
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/22774429/

2. Chess enhances executive functioning
Planning, decisiong making, working memory, and mental flexibility are all improved by learning, and playing chess regularly.

A controlled experiment in older adults showed that a 12 week chess training program led to significant improvements in the things listed above, thus showing that the benefits from chess arent't limited to children.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34098442/

3. Chess BOOSTS creativity and abstract thinking
Research has shown that chess players score higher in creative problem solving tasks, showing greather flexibility in their answers compared to people who do NOT play chess
https://www.chess.com/blog/Rinckens...-science-of-how-chess-boosts-brain-power?.com

4. A study found that chess encourages better planning, concentration, and analysis
Chess is an activity that requires a long amount of focus and strategy which builds:
- skills in planning
- concentration
- analytical skill
https://www.healthline.com/health/benefits-of-playing-chess.com


I really could go on for hours, but these are the most important benefits that chess can bring you.

And honestly, ask a normfag what they think of chess. Like, actually ask them. Don't give me an answer baed on what YOU think they think of chess. Give me rhe answer based on what THEY think of chess. Chances are their perception of chess players is that they're stupidly smart. There` is literally no other answer because most normies think of chess as an activity for smart niggas.

Think of it like this as an example: you meet a new nigga for the first time, and he asks you what you’re into. As of right now, you have nothing else to say to him except, “oh, I like to rot in my room and scroll .org.” But now change it to, “I like to play chess.” Do you see how big of a difference that makes? Like I said, you need to play chess you cuck
As someone who played chess semi-pro with a peak of 2650 online ELO I can confirm that it is one of the better hobbies to have as long as you do not get really addicted with it and do not mention more than once or twice with someone in social situations. It will turn from being a small + and u being seen as smart to you being seen as an autistic freak.
 
There are loads of other games that do the same, most games even

Just dont see the point in playing chess when other games do the same and i can have more fun in them:bigbrain:
 
Title.

Chess is unironically one of the highest ROI mental activities for men and most faggots seem to ignore it, so I'm here to show you that chess is a high status cognitive activity for most men

1. Chess improves cognitive abilities (Thinking, memory, problem solving)
Research has found that school children who played chess showed improvements in cognitive abilities when compared to others who took part in other activities
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/22774429/

2. Chess enhances executive functioning
Planning, decisiong making, working memory, and mental flexibility are all improved by learning, and playing chess regularly.

A controlled experiment in older adults showed that a 12 week chess training program led to significant improvements in the things listed above, thus showing that the benefits from chess arent't limited to children.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34098442/

3. Chess BOOSTS creativity and abstract thinking
Research has shown that chess players score higher in creative problem solving tasks, showing greather flexibility in their answers compared to people who do NOT play chess
https://www.chess.com/blog/Rinckens...-science-of-how-chess-boosts-brain-power?.com

4. A study found that chess encourages better planning, concentration, and analysis
Chess is an activity that requires a long amount of focus and strategy which builds:
- skills in planning
- concentration
- analytical skill
https://www.healthline.com/health/benefits-of-playing-chess.com


I really could go on for hours, but these are the most important benefits that chess can bring you.

And honestly, ask a normfag what they think of chess. Like, actually ask them. Don't give me an answer baed on what YOU think they think of chess. Give me rhe answer based on what THEY think of chess. Chances are their perception of chess players is that they're stupidly smart. There` is literally no other answer because most normies think of chess as an activity for smart niggas.

Think of it like this as an example: you meet a new nigga for the first time, and he asks you what you’re into. As of right now, you have nothing else to say to him except, “oh, I like to rot in my room and scroll .org.” But now change it to, “I like to play chess.” Do you see how big of a difference that makes? Like I said, you need to play chess you cuck
I am ver sexually active with my penis,
 
mirin thread, whats your peak??
 
im 600 elo on lichess i dont use chess.com because i got banned for rage when i lost and called someone a nigger
 
Yep you can say that again. The people I've met in life who don't like chess are generally pretty retarded


Yes literally start playing as soon as you can. It takes ZERO energy to learn chess. I recommend you start watching GothamChess and Hikaru.

Gotham especially, he's the easiest to get into in regard to chess content.
chess is amazing but gotham has got to be one of the most annoying people ever
 
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How mofos act after reaching 1000 elo
 
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My town is famous for chess. We have 2 chess grandmasters
 
fk that

chess is too hard
 
Title.

Chess is unironically one of the highest ROI mental activities for men and most faggots seem to ignore it, so I'm here to show you that chess is a high status cognitive activity for most men

1. Chess improves cognitive abilities (Thinking, memory, problem solving)
Research has found that school children who played chess showed improvements in cognitive abilities when compared to others who took part in other activities
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/22774429/

2. Chess enhances executive functioning
Planning, decisiong making, working memory, and mental flexibility are all improved by learning, and playing chess regularly.

A controlled experiment in older adults showed that a 12 week chess training program led to significant improvements in the things listed above, thus showing that the benefits from chess arent't limited to children.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34098442/

3. Chess BOOSTS creativity and abstract thinking
Research has shown that chess players score higher in creative problem solving tasks, showing greather flexibility in their answers compared to people who do NOT play chess
https://www.chess.com/blog/Rinckens...-science-of-how-chess-boosts-brain-power?.com

4. A study found that chess encourages better planning, concentration, and analysis
Chess is an activity that requires a long amount of focus and strategy which builds:
- skills in planning
- concentration
- analytical skill
https://www.healthline.com/health/benefits-of-playing-chess.com


I really could go on for hours, but these are the most important benefits that chess can bring you.

And honestly, ask a normfag what they think of chess. Like, actually ask them. Don't give me an answer baed on what YOU think they think of chess. Give me rhe answer based on what THEY think of chess. Chances are their perception of chess players is that they're stupidly smart. There` is literally no other answer because most normies think of chess as an activity for smart niggas.

Think of it like this as an example: you meet a new nigga for the first time, and he asks you what you’re into. As of right now, you have nothing else to say to him except, “oh, I like to rot in my room and scroll .org.” But now change it to, “I like to play chess.” Do you see how big of a difference that makes? Like I said, you need to play chess you cuck
Im starting out but im shit got any tips
 
Title.

Chess is unironically one of the highest ROI mental activities for men and most faggots seem to ignore it, so I'm here to show you that chess is a high status cognitive activity for most men

1. Chess improves cognitive abilities (Thinking, memory, problem solving)
Research has found that school children who played chess showed improvements in cognitive abilities when compared to others who took part in other activities
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/22774429/

2. Chess enhances executive functioning
Planning, decisiong making, working memory, and mental flexibility are all improved by learning, and playing chess regularly.

A controlled experiment in older adults showed that a 12 week chess training program led to significant improvements in the things listed above, thus showing that the benefits from chess arent't limited to children.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34098442/

3. Chess BOOSTS creativity and abstract thinking
Research has shown that chess players score higher in creative problem solving tasks, showing greather flexibility in their answers compared to people who do NOT play chess
https://www.chess.com/blog/Rinckens...-science-of-how-chess-boosts-brain-power?.com

4. A study found that chess encourages better planning, concentration, and analysis
Chess is an activity that requires a long amount of focus and strategy which builds:
- skills in planning
- concentration
- analytical skill
https://www.healthline.com/health/benefits-of-playing-chess.com


I really could go on for hours, but these are the most important benefits that chess can bring you.

And honestly, ask a normfag what they think of chess. Like, actually ask them. Don't give me an answer baed on what YOU think they think of chess. Give me rhe answer based on what THEY think of chess. Chances are their perception of chess players is that they're stupidly smart. There` is literally no other answer because most normies think of chess as an activity for smart niggas.

Think of it like this as an example: you meet a new nigga for the first time, and he asks you what you’re into. As of right now, you have nothing else to say to him except, “oh, I like to rot in my room and scroll .org.” But now change it to, “I like to play chess.” Do you see how big of a difference that makes? Like I said, you need to play chess you cuck
Started to play at 15 ,in less then 10 mounts reached 1600 elo on rapid on chess com, then stopped to play
 
Title.

Chess is unironically one of the highest ROI mental activities for men and most faggots seem to ignore it, so I'm here to show you that chess is a high status cognitive activity for most men

1. Chess improves cognitive abilities (Thinking, memory, problem solving)
Research has found that school children who played chess showed improvements in cognitive abilities when compared to others who took part in other activities
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/22774429/

2. Chess enhances executive functioning
Planning, decisiong making, working memory, and mental flexibility are all improved by learning, and playing chess regularly.

A controlled experiment in older adults showed that a 12 week chess training program led to significant improvements in the things listed above, thus showing that the benefits from chess arent't limited to children.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34098442/

3. Chess BOOSTS creativity and abstract thinking
Research has shown that chess players score higher in creative problem solving tasks, showing greather flexibility in their answers compared to people who do NOT play chess
https://www.chess.com/blog/Rinckens...-science-of-how-chess-boosts-brain-power?.com

4. A study found that chess encourages better planning, concentration, and analysis
Chess is an activity that requires a long amount of focus and strategy which builds:
- skills in planning
- concentration
- analytical skill
https://www.healthline.com/health/benefits-of-playing-chess.com


I really could go on for hours, but these are the most important benefits that chess can bring you.

And honestly, ask a normfag what they think of chess. Like, actually ask them. Don't give me an answer baed on what YOU think they think of chess. Give me rhe answer based on what THEY think of chess. Chances are their perception of chess players is that they're stupidly smart. There` is literally no other answer because most normies think of chess as an activity for smart niggas.

Think of it like this as an example: you meet a new nigga for the first time, and he asks you what you’re into. As of right now, you have nothing else to say to him except, “oh, I like to rot in my room and scroll .org.” But now change it to, “I like to play chess.” Do you see how big of a difference that makes? Like I said, you need to play chess you cuck
i'm 1k elo and started in december last year
 
im 600 elo on lichess i dont use chess.com because i got banned for rage when i lost and called someone a nigger
600 elo on lichess is like 200 elo chess.com
 
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As someone who is 1500 elo chess.com
1700 lichess
Chess is a complete waste of time except if you start when you are 8
 
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you are wrong lol chess.com elo is inflated

gotham chess is like 3k elo jfl
nah lichess elo is more inflated at lower levels.
use any elo converter that gives a rough estimate it will way lichess is way lower than chess.com cause they use a glicko system where you starts at 1.5k elo
 

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