If you're on thin ice at work and are about to get fired or laid off .. you don't ever want to tell your wife

[swaggyp1]

she will not care

in fact, she will lose attraction, since you can no longer provide for her, thus becoming biologically useless to her

keep it hidden, and start looking for a new job if you're on thin ice

don't ever vent to your wife or even your male friends

 

[Gonthar]

Just reframe it - 'Honey, guess what! We're gonna have more free time for ourselves, to stay close together and appreciate how lucky we are...'.

 

[rl⠀]

More wisdom from 30 yo virgins

 

[Orvka381]

Just reframe it - 'Honey, guess what! We're gonna have more free time for ourselves, to stay close together and appreciate how lucky we are...'.

She'll see this as an April fools prank