If you're young and don't know what to do, become a HS teacher

[romanstock]

my biggest regret is not becoming one. after highschool you'll look back on those days and realise you'll never have such overwhelming daily opportunities again.. unless you become a HS teacher. not only do you get to reenter the world of prime single girls everywhere, you get to do so in a position of authority and can single out any girl you want whenever you choose (to go over her essay or whatever or make her stay back for talking). It's literally an undefended buffet ready for the taking. You'll never get caught unless you're too dumb to not use a burner phone, nobody will ever have direct proof of you doing anything, just rumours.

not to mention during uni there's again way more girls than guys. same as during the profession to find someone to marry while keep trying to fuck the students on the side. it's pretty much guaranteed job unlike every other degree which scam u then expects u to jump like a seal begging to be a wage slave after ur doing be a study slave. the work is easy af if ur not dumb, just rapid mark the tests and give the kids an estimate grade, put on youtube videos in class and shit. as non-conformists most of u will love being the dictating master of a room anyways telling people what to think while they have to keep silent and listen.

 

[edodalic29]

A nice guide to get arrested, fired , sent to prison and ruin your record for life ! Love it

 

[romanstock]

A nice guide to get arrested, fired , sent to prison and ruin your record for life ! Love it

literally every teacher who gets caught has texts or snapchats proving it. just don't be dumb and have fun

 

[Deleted member 23558]

Would rather suicide

 

[johnsmithcel]

nah lol fuck that. I'd rather work in McDonald's than be a teacher.

 

[loksr]

Jesus christ dude

 

[Deleted member 23324]

my biggest regret is not becoming one. after highschool you'll look back on those days and realise you'll never have such overwhelming daily opportunities again.. unless you become a HS teacher. not only do you get to reenter the world of prime single girls everywhere, you get to do so in a position of authority and can single out any girl you want whenever you choose (to go over her essay or whatever or make her stay back for talking). It's literally an undefended buffet ready for the taking. You'll never get caught unless you're too dumb to not use a burner phone, nobody will ever have direct proof of you doing anything, just rumours.

not to mention during uni there's again way more girls than guys. same as during the profession to find someone to marry while keep trying to fuck the students on the side. it's pretty much guaranteed job unlike every other degree which scam u then expects u to jump like a seal begging to be a wage slave after ur doing be a study slave. the work is easy af if ur not dumb, just rapid mark the tests and give the kids an estimate grade, put on youtube videos in class and shit. as non-conformists most of u will love being the dictating master of a room anyways telling people what to think while they have to keep silent and listen.

Prisonmaxxing

 

[Ken]

HS teacher is the worst job you can have. You will be around prime 10/10 females but you will be raped in prison for life if you try anything. You will be forced to watch High school Chads live out your fantasies.

University professor is much better. There you can legally have sex with your students and you are more respected.

 

[johnsmithcel]

There you can legally have sex with your students

aren't there still laws against that?

 

[Deleted member 5815]

can you become a school teacher with any college degree tbh? I want to teach engrish in japan once I graduate

 

[Ken]

aren't there still laws against that?

No, maybe the schools has a rule against it but all they can do is fire you.

Thats how @New Poster still has sex with prime females even though he's nearly 40.

 

[romanstock]

you guys are paranoid. i saw this in offtopic just a few hrs ago. it's very common.

 

[cytoplasm]

Only works if you're good-looking

 

[Pendejo]

I remember girls simping for the PE teacher on HS, over.

 

[DoctorLooksmax]

I remember girls simping for the PE teacher on HS, over.

All the male teachers at my school were kinda subhuman tbh but I had one hot English teacher I’d fap to sometimes

 

[Ken]

you guys are paranoid. i saw this in offtopic just a few hrs ago. it's very common.

Lol at all the reddit cucks in comments calling him a groomer.

 

[Deleted member 22058]

my biggest regret is not becoming one. after highschool you'll look back on those days and realise you'll never have such overwhelming daily opportunities again.. unless you become a HS teacher. not only do you get to reenter the world of prime single girls everywhere, you get to do so in a position of authority and can single out any girl you want whenever you choose (to go over her essay or whatever or make her stay back for talking). It's literally an undefended buffet ready for the taking. You'll never get caught unless you're too dumb to not use a burner phone, nobody will ever have direct proof of you doing anything, just rumours.

not to mention during uni there's again way more girls than guys. same as during the profession to find someone to marry while keep trying to fuck the students on the side. it's pretty much guaranteed job unlike every other degree which scam u then expects u to jump like a seal begging to be a wage slave after ur doing be a study slave. the work is easy af if ur not dumb, just rapid mark the tests and give the kids an estimate grade, put on youtube videos in class and shit. as non-conformists most of u will love being the dictating master of a room anyways telling people what to think while they have to keep silent and listen.

rather die , y wld i get my ass back in skl 2 look at irrelevant tiktok hoes u cnt b trusted wit children fasho

 

[New Poster]

No, maybe the schools has a rule against it but all they can do is fire you.

Thats how @New Poster still has sex with prime females even though he's nearly 40.

I don't have sex with students. I would probably lose my job if I did. A better idea is to live near a university you don't work at.

 

[Fallencel]

This only works for women even Gigachad would face jail time for this

 

[Sprinkles]

Prisonmaxxing

Bad boy halo bro

 

[MoggerGaston]

Becoming a HS teacher is a best way to get JBpussy

 

[PYT]

A nice guide to get arrested, fired , sent to prison and ruin your record for life ! Love it

Yeah this isn’t happening ever, rumors are enough to get you fired

 

[sergeant blackpill]

this is basically the plot of GTO so it's a dope idea

 

[Deleted member 22829]

This is the most disgusting pedophilic thing I've read

 

[Deleted member 22829]

You are disgusting and I hope you burn

 

[Deleted member 16515]

I was thinking about this the other day, I even told my friends about my plan, but it seems risky tbh. I will probably just stick to being a normal child predator when I grow up.

 

[tallnegga]

There is no money in becoming a teacher. Capped salary. Feminine work environment. Looks matter biggggly for male teachers. Dumb decision imo

 

[latincell95]

All the male teachers at my school were kinda subhuman tbh but I had one hot English teacher I’d fap to sometimes

You were simping for your male teachers?

 

[Crustaciouse_]

There is no money in becoming a teacher. Capped salary. Feminine work environment. Looks matter biggggly for male teachers. Dumb decision imo

Tbh when you look at it objectively the job pays well for what your actually doing.
Teachers get more than 3 months of break if you count summer break, winter break, spring break, and all the other holidays.
So if a teacher is making 60k, and not working for more than 3 months that's mogger tier

 

[tallnegga]

Tbh when you look at it objectively the job pays well for what your actually doing.
Teachers get more than 3 months of break if you count summer break, winter break, spring break, and all the other holidays.
So if a teacher is making 60k, and not working for more than 3 months that's mogger tier

Yeah and you’re pretty much capped at that $60k for the rest of your life. With todays prices for everything that’s barely above poverty

 

[EggKing]

my biggest regret is not becoming one. after highschool you'll look back on those days and realise you'll never have such overwhelming daily opportunities again.. unless you become a HS teacher. not only do you get to reenter the world of prime single girls everywhere, you get to do so in a position of authority and can single out any girl you want whenever you choose (to go over her essay or whatever or make her stay back for talking). It's literally an undefended buffet ready for the taking. You'll never get caught unless you're too dumb to not use a burner phone, nobody will ever have direct proof of you doing anything, just rumours.

not to mention during uni there's again way more girls than guys. same as during the profession to find someone to marry while keep trying to fuck the students on the side. it's pretty much guaranteed job unlike every other degree which scam u then expects u to jump like a seal begging to be a wage slave after ur doing be a study slave. the work is easy af if ur not dumb, just rapid mark the tests and give the kids an estimate grade, put on youtube videos in class and shit. as non-conformists most of u will love being the dictating master of a room anyways telling people what to think while they have to keep silent and listen.

Cope kike

 

[malicieusss]

my biggest regret is not becoming one. after highschool you'll look back on those days and realise you'll never have such overwhelming daily opportunities again.. unless you become a HS teacher. not only do you get to reenter the world of prime single girls everywhere, you get to do so in a position of authority and can single out any girl you want whenever you choose (to go over her essay or whatever or make her stay back for talking). It's literally an undefended buffet ready for the taking. You'll never get caught unless you're too dumb to not use a burner phone, nobody will ever have direct proof of you doing anything, just rumours.

not to mention during uni there's again way more girls than guys. same as during the profession to find someone to marry while keep trying to fuck the students on the side. it's pretty much guaranteed job unlike every other degree which scam u then expects u to jump like a seal begging to be a wage slave after ur doing be a study slave. the work is easy af if ur not dumb, just rapid mark the tests and give the kids an estimate grade, put on youtube videos in class and shit. as non-conformists most of u will love being the dictating master of a room anyways telling people what to think while they have to keep silent and listen.

unironically works if you're gl. I've known a couple of hs teachers that used to slay stacies around 18 y.o when they were in their late 20s early 30s

 

[pardocel]

Get arrested and ruin your reputation theory.

 

[pardocel]

I will probably just stick to being a normal child predator when I grow up.

''And how exactly do you plan on achieving such a goal?''

 

[Deleted member 15302]

jfl at replies above. go for it. hs girls simp over any teacher that’s tall and white with a slightly deep voice. and jfl at retards saying “pedophilia” . how is it pedophilia if it’s legal nigga. and no you won’t go to jail, you’ll just lose your job if a girl reports you.

just spawn camp jbs theory is legit.

 

[Samiscool234]

my biggest regret is not becoming one. after highschool you'll look back on those days and realise you'll never have such overwhelming daily opportunities again.. unless you become a HS teacher. not only do you get to reenter the world of prime single girls everywhere, you get to do so in a position of authority and can single out any girl you want whenever you choose (to go over her essay or whatever or make her stay back for talking). It's literally an undefended buffet ready for the taking. You'll never get caught unless you're too dumb to not use a burner phone, nobody will ever have direct proof of you doing anything, just rumours.

not to mention during uni there's again way more girls than guys. same as during the profession to find someone to marry while keep trying to fuck the students on the side. it's pretty much guaranteed job unlike every other degree which scam u then expects u to jump like a seal begging to be a wage slave after ur doing be a study slave. the work is easy af if ur not dumb, just rapid mark the tests and give the kids an estimate grade, put on youtube videos in class and shit. as non-conformists most of u will love being the dictating master of a room anyways telling people what to think while they have to keep silent and listen.

youre an actual predator holy shit