Ig it’s not that easy to couch surf as a NEET on tinder (just ended up getting rejected)

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Translation

Me: hey I gotta sleep at ur house today

Her: hey why?

Me: because I do it everyday on tinder

Her: I don’t understand

Her: need an explanation

Me: I’m homeless so I sleep with random girls every day

Her: yeah then ask someone else

Me: shit

Her: as if a girl would simply let some random dude sleep with her

Me: it has a 40% work rate

Her: then I’m one of the realistic 60%

Her: you look too cute to be doing this

Me: thank you that’s why it works every day

Her: then good luck




Bro I’m all honesty even tho he got rejected @WishIwasChico lives in easy mode lol

The girl literally kept talking to him called him cute and even said good luck with the next girls

Jfl if it was my subhuman ass she’d ghost me from the start

@the BULL @Beastimmung @Akhi @Manletmachine @dimorphism

 

[Deleted member 21182]

Bro she’s even worried about his safety

@WishIwasChico ur chad innit if anyone else was so straight foreword this girl wouldn’t even consider this and stop answering right from the start

 

[Deleted member 21182]

I’m trying with every girl

 

[Akhi]

brutal when not even those subhumans comply

 

[Deleted member 21182]

brutal when not even those subhumans comply

Tbh she was the first girl I sent it t

Maybe Donald Duck here will say yes

Imagine sleeping with Donald Duck

 

[Akhi]

Tbh she was the first girl I sent it t

Maybe Donald Duck here will say yes
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fakeupmaxxed ltb lol

 

[Deleted member 14693]

send me his pics

 

[Deleted member 21712]

it would have worked if your approach wasn't so autistic, she can tell you're just messing around