I'll never forget the time when I used to work in a morgue

[asdvek]

Shit fucking traumatized the shit out of me. The dead bodies would still move out of reflexes.

 

[asdvek]

...

 

[lemonnz]

Did you ever fuck one?

 

[asdvek]

Did you ever fuck one?

No

 

[MoggerGaston]

what does dead pussy taste like?

 

[lemonnz]

No

Did you see any stacies or was everyone a sub 5?

 

[asdvek]

Did you see any stacies or was everyone a sub 5?

Its hard to tell ngl their eyes are closed

what does dead pussy taste like?

Never tasted it blud

 

[bourgeoizyzz]

Did you put your penis in a hand and wait for it to start jerking around?

 

[asdvek]

Did you put your penis in a hand and wait for it to start jerking around?

No. Guys ask proper questions or I'll delete this thread.

 

[bourgeoizyzz]

ask proper questions

I say, old bloke. Did you happen upon an opportunity to place your proboscis in a hand moments before it began to move?

 

[asdvek]

I say, old bloke. Did you happen upon an opportunity to place your proboscis in a hand moments before it began to move?

No

 

[The Grinch]

So you didn’t lie when you said you had sex. I understand now.

 

[n9wiff]