I'm 14 years old, i feel at home here since ive heard its the average age; should i do bimax or inject roids first? my mum wont let me do it ;( why

[oldcelloser]

? please help me...my mum and dad don't want to buy me roids
ive told em this forum is my life and its impossible to ascend without LL, hgh and trimax and orbital box decompression
please help or imma rope
i plan to rope anyways in 5 years, cause life ends at 20
itsover

 

[Deleted member 16582]

Pray 5 times a day and you wont need any of that nonsense.

 

[RoundHouse]

ive told em this forum is my life and its impossible to ascend without LL, hgh and trimax and orbital box decompression

caging hard if you actually told your fucking parents that jfl, tell em youre just gonna get trt dose or some shit​

 

[Drew]

Why do u need steroids?

 

[BearBoy]

Pray 5 times a day and you wont need any of that nonsense.

ho vaynakh wu?

 

[TeenAscender]

Give us some of ur stats like height PSL

 

[Deleted member 16582]

ho vaynakh wu?

da, noxchi vu so

 

[BearBoy]

da, noxchi vu so

dikdu hun gho uschah tag me

 

[Deleted member 16582]

dikdu hun gho uschah tag me

megar du sa vash, you do the same

 

[ChristianChad]

P,M ME FACE

 

[Timelessbrah]

Start exercising and make friends. Aside from your physical limitations this what you need to do.

 

[Deleted member 16346]

Unironically over for you if youre here at 14. Dm me, @Preston, @Aloejuice, @MakinItHappenReturn or @Biiyo03 for looksmaxxing advice and leave the forum before your mental health gets tanked

 

[Deleted member 7725]

i plan to rope anyways in 5 years, cause life ends at 20
itsover

 

[Deleted member 2130]

? please help me...my mum and dad don't want to buy me roids
ive told em this forum is my life and its impossible to ascend without LL, hgh and trimax and orbital box decompression
please help or imma rope
i plan to rope anyways in 5 years, cause life ends at 20
itsover

You should softmaxx first. Start by tanning your balls

 

[thereallegend]

We have no context about your situation

So basically no one can help you

 

[oldcelloser]

Give us some of ur stats like height PSL

4'11" 2/10 PSL

 

[aspieSavage]

Inject hgh asap

 

[Deleted member 15302]

get your parents to get a court order so you can work and get hgh

 

[Deleted member 9819]

 

[Danish_Retard]

It's amazing how few posters here understand basic sarcasm

NTpill

 

[frendly]

4'11" 2/10 PSL

oh god.

 

[je3oe]

Pray 5 times a day and you wont need any of that nonsense.

my brother is islam'ed

 

[Deleted member 16204]

4'11" 2/10 PSL

/10 is not the PSL scale. PSL scale goes from 2 to 8.

 

[FastBananaCEO]

how's it going now that you're 15/16? Have you ascended?

 

[RoadtoCurryChad]

? please help me...my mum and dad don't want to buy me roids
ive told em this forum is my life and its impossible to ascend without LL, hgh and trimax and orbital box decompression
please help or imma rope
i plan to rope anyways in 5 years, cause life ends at 20
itsover

holy shit bro do not listen to any of this advice unless you want to end up like curly head james. Just NT max (build a good social circle) and just be first theory maxx (get with some girls who have never dated before). Boom saved you a bunch of mental health issues and saves you thousand of dollars.

 

[Foreverbrad]

holy shit bro do not listen to any of this advice unless you want to end up like curly head james. Just NT max (build a good social circle) and just be first theory maxx (get with some girls who have never dated before). Boom saved you a bunch of mental health issues and saves you thousand of dollars.

Legit, you are currently playing on easy mode. Just do all the soft maxes and NT max and I’m pretty sure virtually anyone can easily slay.

Difficulty curve goes exponential after 18, that’s when you’re locked out of easy JBs and every guy is now competing like mad. For example, if you’re a Manlet then life really does end at 18.

 

[FutureSlayer]

holy shit bro do not listen to any of this advice unless you want to end up like curly head james. Just NT max (build a good social circle) and just be first theory maxx (get with some girls who have never dated before). Boom saved you a bunch of mental health issues and saves you thousand of dollars.

just be first worked 10 years ago. It’s nightmare mode rn

 

[Deleted member 22623]

WHY R U GIGA AUTISTS NECROBUMPING A 2/10 TROLL KYS RETARDED ASPERGERS