Im 18 just fought a dude

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Just got into a fight with a 17 year okd at my work. He was saying all this shit I didn’t do. All kinds of bullshit that didn’t even happen. Trying to belittle me, I remembered how I used to get bullied when i was younger and I allowed it. So I sprang into action and called him a bitch ass nigga and his mom a bitch. He charged me and we fought, he got some good punches in my face and I almost got him on the ground until coworkers broke it up.
 
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Did u win
 
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and then you woke up
 
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As expected from a nigger
 
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Did u win
It was a draw, he was hitting my face and I almost flipped him over until coworkers broke it up. Police were called, if I get fired I go down as legend
 
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The other dude was black, we both punched at each other. I am confirmed high t now, I know now i stood up to injustice and whether he won or I did. Im legendary. I remembered how I used to be a pussy now I know I’m not a pussy
 
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Next time you get in a fight, always hit first, hit em in the face as soon as u sense something's going down
 
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He was like an inch shorter he was heavier, i kind of lost more like a drawn cuz it got broken up
 
mogs me at not caring about getting fired
 
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mogs me at not caring about getting fired
I’ll probably get fired who knows. Like 80% chance. Cops were low inhib asf didn’t arrest noone and left.
 
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Hes literally black
doesnt make him a "nigger"
Next time you get in a fight, always hit first, hit em in the face as soon as u sense something's going down
He was like an inch shorter he was heavier, i kind of lost more like a drawn cuz it got broken up
do what kjsb says. i got into a fight 2 years ago and i only kicked the dude (i started it) and he started punching me repeatedly. it was slippery outside due to a light rain earlier that night. i was also being held back with my arms behind my back while at the same time i got punches in the face which i couldnt protect myself from. i fell as well but i grabbed him and made him fall with me and then he mounted and started punching me more repeatedly. i just blindly kicked him i think but im not sure. my brother says his mouth was bleeding a bit so i think i kicked him in the face. i would say i lost the fight since i got hit the most and wasnt able to punch him back since i cant throw any punches but at the same time i didnt feel any pain where he hit me. had i started punching like he did then i think i would have won since its about who hits first (as long as you do it the right way, and not lousy kicks like me) but then again i cant punch at all or fight nor do i want to fight.
 
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Our 18 year old female coworker squatted on the ground and started balling loud. This shows women cower in the face of danger, it was funny she was crying so loud. My manager saw the whole thing escalate and didnt do shit. She told me to ignore him I said fuck that
 
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doesnt make him a "nigger"


do what kjsb says. i got into a fight 2 years ago and i only kicked the dude (i started it) and he started punching me repeatedly. it was slippery outside due to a light rain earlier that night. i was also being held back with my arms behind my back while at the same time i got punches in the face which i couldnt protect myself from. i fell as well but i grabbed him and made him fall with me and then he mounted and started punching me more repeatedly. i just blindly kicked him i think but im not sure. my brother says his mouth was bleeding a bit so i think i kicked him in the face. i would say i lost the fight since i got hit the most and wasnt able to punch him back since i cant throw any punches but at the same time i didnt feel any pain where he hit me. had i started punching like he did then i think i would have won since its about who hits first (as long as you do it the right way, and not lousy kicks like me) but then again i cant punch at all or fight nor do i want to fight.
yeah i was unprepared he ran toward me, i had the advantage i should’ve used an object to beat him or at least punched him first. It’s funny how i know this will be talk of the town at my job. Everyone likes a good fight tbh
 
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2 female coworkers trying to break it uo could not do it. They tried so hard it wasn’t possible. Until they stood between us, we didn’t hit them and they took him outside
 
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yeah i was unprepared he ran toward me, i had the advantage i should’ve used an object to beat him or at least punched him first. It’s funny how i know this will be talk of the town at my job. Everyone likes a good fight tbh
yeah lol i got recorded. was about to approach one of the guys recording me while i had blood streaming down my nose and i grinned like a madman and i walked towards him but he moved away his camera when i got closer and thats when my friend called me and said we should get outta here cuz if the cops come i will get arrested and spend six months in jail so i bounced. otherwise i was gonna pick a fight with the guy recording me probably lol. tbh now you have learned from your lesson and you know what to do next, but id say the best thing is to avoid all fights. since my fight from late 2019 i have been getting in a confrontation with at least 4 people that would have resulted in a physical fight (all 4 were strangers) if i didnt step down from it. i have ocd and i dont like being touched hence why i avoid fights. otherwise ill have to start cleaning and scrubbing myself for literally hours before i feel clean again. fuck this ocd tbh.
 
doesnt make him a "nigger"


do what kjsb says. i got into a fight 2 years ago and i only kicked the dude (i started it) and he started punching me repeatedly. it was slippery outside due to a light rain earlier that night. i was also being held back with my arms behind my back while at the same time i got punches in the face which i couldnt protect myself from. i fell as well but i grabbed him and made him fall with me and then he mounted and started punching me more repeatedly. i just blindly kicked him i think but im not sure. my brother says his mouth was bleeding a bit so i think i kicked him in the face. i would say i lost the fight since i got hit the most and wasnt able to punch him back since i cant throw any punches but at the same time i didnt feel any pain where he hit me. had i started punching like he did then i think i would have won since its about who hits first (as long as you do it the right way, and not lousy kicks like me) but then again i cant punch at all or fight nor do i want to fight.
Cope
 
Btw if u don't get fired, expect a lil bit of female attention if u aren't trucel tier bro
 
bro you lost jfl
 
Just got into a fight with a 17 year okd at my work. He was saying all this shit I didn’t do. All kinds of bullshit that didn’t even happen. Trying to belittle me, I remembered how I used to get bullied when i was younger and I allowed it. So I sprang into action and called him a bitch ass nigga and his mom a bitch. He charged me and we fought, he got some good punches in my face and I almost got him on the ground until coworkers broke it up.
Work? Summer Job?
 
I have fought a reptilian but not a real human
 
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Our 18 year old female coworker squatted on the ground and started balling loud. This shows women cower in the face of danger, it was funny she was crying so loud. My manager saw the whole thing escalate and didnt do shit. She told me to ignore him I said fuck that
Jfl this shit is too funny. Some low inhib sand nigger told all the female managers and supervisors to get fucked saying he wouldn't take orders from women. Hes still employed and doesnt have to deal with them at all
 

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