Im 5"6, my dad told me height doesnt matter

[Gaygymmaxx]

I wasn't even mad at it tbh he's a nice guy and was giving me some advice

I made it clear I need to figure out my career and don't actually care rn

However this nigga was coping, saying he was 5"8 and he got a girl

But he was born in 1970

I deadass told the nigga I can't have kids because they will be doomed

And he didn't even disagree just said I'm gonna probably change my mind at some point snd that I'll want companionship, he said I could date a girl who's 5"9

I told him

"I'm not gonna date a girl who's taller than like 5"4, and so my kids will be 5"8 max, in roughly 2050 if I have kids, and they will be finished "

Nigga tried to cope, with money and shit

Then i explained the bioligcal imperative to mate with superior animals

he still coped

"I'm 8th percentile of course it matters"

He stopped coping.

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Tragic story me and my dad are chill tho I don't resent him for impregnating a midget he is a cooler guy than i thought after we had a nice chat this morning

My bhais:

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@CoreSchizo
@SidharthTheSlayer
@GlamourPursuer
@ryuken
@dalitboss
@MA_ascender
@HarshBDSMmaster
@HighTierSubhuman
@Vermilioncore
@Darkeningstar
@jxck5
@CopiumX
@debetero
@Pollorex
@<6PSLcel
@PARISIEN
@slimeszn3

 

[Gilbert_Durandal]

Tragic story me and my dad are chill tho I don't resent him for impregnation a midget he is a cooler guy than i thought after we had a nice chat this morning

Atleast he made you half white with the midget

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Atleast he made you half white with the midget

So true I can't diss a nigga when I got the baby blues and my brother didn't