Im a 5’11 17 year old who mogs my 5’4 parents to oblivion.

[Jamal2222]

My 5’4 dad is obviously so insecure around me it’s laughable, he stand up straighter when I walk past him lol, and the funny part it he thinks he’s smarter than me.

Spoiler

he’s not

I think it’s tearing him apart inside how much taller I am. I need to move out ASAP.

 

[TsarTsar444]

Extremely shit thread, rope immediately you gaylord

 

[Jamal2222]

Extremely shit thread, rope immediately you gaylord

low t

 

[Raddemon]

that sheer luck you came out average, it could've been really over for you but then again you're here.


Also dads defo smarter than you ( he's had more life experiences).

 

[karbo]

Extremely shit thread, rope immediately you gaylord

 

[maxmendietta]

i wish i could mog my dad.

 

[Beetlejuice]

Brag

 

[MCIII]

My 5’4 dad is obviously so insecure around me it’s laughable, he stand up straighter when I walk past him lol, and the funny part it he thinks he’s smarter than me.

Spoiler

he’s not

I think it’s tearing him apart inside how much taller I am. I need to move out ASAP.

I can totally relate ! My parents are both 5’3 and I’m 6’1, that’s funny.
My father doesn’t care though.

 

[Boots]

Oh wow

 

[Jamal2222]

I can totally relate ! My parents are both 5’3 and I’m 6’1, that’s funny.
My father doesn’t care though.

How tf , you’re 6’1 fr

 

[Deleted member 3702]

Imagine bragging about your midget height

 

[Deleted member 1934]

Cringe

 

[Deleted member 3853]

Wow congratulations dude you’re only slightly below average you want a cake?

 

[Deleted member 5180]

Be glad you didn’t end up like your dads height

 

[MCIII]

How tf , you’re 6’1 fr

Yeah bro I swear, crazy luck !

 

[Jamal2222]

Be glad you didn’t end up like your dads height

That’s the only thing I’m grateful for but tbh I’m not satisfied I want 3 more inches

 

[Deleted member 6305]

mogs me by 1 inch

 

[Suave]

shittiest fkn thread on this forum go hang urself

 

[Jamal2222]

Wow congratulations dude you’re only slightly below average you want a cake?

No I want a rope

 

[Jamal2222]

shittiest fkn thread on this forum go hang urself

 

[Suave]

jamal is white, very nice

 

[Truecel14]

do you look anything like him? If not try to drop hints that your mom cheated on him thats why you are taller.

 

[Htobrother]

do you look anything like him? If not try to drop hints that your mom cheated on him thats why you are taller.

 

[Deleted member 6789]

5'11" is king of manlets.

 

[NothingCanStopMe]

Is this something to brag about you aspie

 

[Deleted member 5001]

Good thread op very relateable
5,5 ft mom
5,6 ft dad
6,2 ft me

 

[MusicMaxxingMidget]

He should be proud of you since youre his offspring. I am carefully looking for the right foid to bust my nut in so I can create the ultimate mogger, I want to be mogged by my genetically superior son.

I mog my father to oblivion as well and so will my son and my son's son.