im a murderous ostrich

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[pentamogged9000]

Will you ever stop spamming you have cost psl forum admins like $200 in just hosting your ramblings

 

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Will you ever stop spamming you have cost psl forum admins like $200 in just hosting your ramblings

ostriches never stop

they attack and fuck ur mother

 

[Alucard69]

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Insane red hunter eyes and coloring, mogs me

 

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[LancasteR]

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Ostrich eggs are yummy in my tummy

 

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Is it true that if you go too near an ostrich, it could disembowel you?

Answer (1 of 2): Disemboweling is the removal of one’s organs. Most commonly the organs located in the stomach. I don’t see how it could happen unless they accidentally step on you and they’d have to remove your organs with their feet.

www.quora.com

 

[alurmo]

ostriches never stop

they attack and fuck ur mother

i rape ostriches faggot

 

[asdvek]

YOU are an ostrich? Wtf

 

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YOU are an ostrich? Wtf

im half human, half ostrich.

 

[AgentBlender]

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Ostrich meat is very tasty.​

 

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ostriches are fucking faster than usain bolt on 100 meter dash!

edit: maybe it takes the ostrich too long to accelerate so bolt might win a very short distance run, the longer the distance gets though like 200, 400 meters, bolt has no chance, as the ostrich max is 43 mph, bolt max is 27 mph

 

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[LancasteR]

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interesting