"I’m a nurse, and little dick shaming is real"

[Tallooksmaxxer]

I’m an ICU nurse. During report if the patient is a man and does not have a foley in, we often use a condom Cath or sack that vacuums up their urine. When we get to the urinary system review, if the man is too small, these women (and some men) say the following. Often laughing.
“There’s nothing there” “Too tiny to stay on” “It’s an in-y, not an out-y” “Can’t even find It” “Can’t even hang in the bag” “He isn’t blessed” “Good luck finding It” “He needs a pure wick (the female version that literally rests in between the labia to suck urine)”

And It goes on, RUTHLESS. This is one reason I’m so motivated to gain size. To limit my Flacid shrinkage. I hope to never be that sick, but dick size is the only truly acceptable things that can be made fun of in our society that pertains to one gender. I would be devastated if my dick was shrunk up and heard a nurse/CNA saying this crap, but It happens and will continue to. It’s a ruthless worlds boys, toughen those dicks up.

On that note, what is a flaccid standard that doesn’t seem “small”? I know man frame size matters but there is a general acceptance in size I’m sure.

Edit. I’ve been in the medical field for years, and have worked tens of thousands of hours bedside, these thinking’s don’t happene often but they do happen. This is just a worry of mine and these low life moments don’t represent nurses in their entirety at all.

Yeah incel, size doesnt matter, its all in your mind.

 

[dimorphism]

machete to the neck, no more in laughs (in minecraft)

 

[5.5psl]

Damn imagine an incel getting fucked by his boss during work hours , fucked by the society and then laying on the hospital bed only to listen a nurse teasing his dick size

 

[cytoplasm]

I cant even rope now, nurses will see my tiny cock

 

[alriodai]

this is funny but why tf would u care about ugly ass nurses caring about ur dick size and other men judging it jestermaxxing for other foids to get laughs?

 

[Tallooksmaxxer]

this is funny but why tf would u care about ugly ass nurses caring about ur dick size and other men judging it jestermaxxing for other foids to get laughs?

"Just dont give a fuck bro works for me"

 

[alriodai]

"Just dont give a fuck bro works for me"
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if you give fuck about everything that happens in life and what people think of shit you can't control and live in fear you're the nerd here tbh srsly

on another note this doesn't affect anything in your life (nurses making mini jokes you won't even know off)

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Brutal as shit

This is why if you attempt to kill yourself you better do it properly, or you end up so much worse off than before. The nurses will make fun of you and your tiny cock, and your family will see you as scum for atleast a decade unless you happen to become rich and famous overnight. It'll fuck your life

So don't even try.

Tangent innit but yeah I'm doing pe too and my flaccid gains are good asf

Like 4 days of serious jelqing and its made a difference, especially erectile quality and erection angle

Jelqing is easy asf and you can pull ur dick outwards at the same time for length gains it mogs tbh

 

[Dr. Bludy]

Thats why I rather kms than rot in an hospital

 

[Dr. Bludy]

I cant even rope now, nurses will see my tiny cock

Just blow yourself up

 

[Deleted member 23391]

When I was a teenager I got blackout drunk once and my mom panicked and called 911. When I was lying in the bed at the ER the nurse had big tits and looked kind of fuckable so I told her "I can't piss, I think I need a catheter" because I wanted her to touch my dick. When she started touching and fidgeting with it to prepare for the catheter to go in I said "uh nevermind I think I'm good now". She gave me an angry and irritated expression.

 

[Tallooksmaxxer]

if you give fuck about everything that happens in life and what people think of shit you can't control and live in fear you're the nerd here tbh srsly

on another note this doesn't affect anything in your life (nurses making mini jokes you won't even know off)

having a small penis is an objectively bad thing to happen.

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

When I was a teenager I got blackout drunk once and my mom panicked and called 911. When I was lying in the bed at the ER the nurse had big tits and looked kind of fuckable so I told her "I can't piss, I think I need a catheter" because I wanted her to touch my dick. When she started touching and fidgeting with it to prepare for the catheter to go in I said "uh nevermind I think I'm good now". She gave me an angry and irritated expression.

low inhib bad boy.