I'm about to go to the kitchen for water I just finished jerking off

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Just finished jerking off I'm dehydrated af.

I'm gonna go to the kitchen now and if I don't find ice cold sparkling water in the fridge to hydrate with then I'm gonna have the crash out of the century (I might scream at the top of my lungs)
 
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THERES NO SPARKLING WATER

FUCCKCKKKKKKKK FUUUUUUUCKKKKKKK
 
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Well I'll just drink the normal cold water then that's fine too
 
Jerking off will keep you as an incel, you should get on NoFap and ascend
 
Just finished jerking off I'm dehydrated af.

I'm gonna go to the kitchen now and if I don't find ice cold sparkling water in the fridge to hydrate with then I'm gonna have the crash out of the century (I might scream at the top of my lungs)
Same shit HAHA
 
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U have 8k posts on an incel forum
1755314231480
 
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Get a towel and hang yourself
 
You need a gf 😭🙏
 

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