Im about to start lifeguarding next week

[Jamal2222]

Im kinda terrified of ruining my reputation the first few days there lol. It’s a new indoor waterpark, I have to appear nt at all costs. I just need to fit in with all the white males and appear attractive to all the foids. Fuck fuck fuck there are like 20 5psl+ foids that work there, one screwup with one of the foids and all of them see you as invisible. the average psl over there is literally 5, these are elite teenagers. They don’t hire subhumans. I’m already planning how im gonna act and who I’ll associate with. These people don’t know me, I’m seriously not tryna appear non nt and high inhib. That would be a disaster. I remember at my old facility when we had group rescues I looked high inhib asf. Cannot let that shit happen again

 

[Deleted member 9787]

go slay son

 

[brainded]

lifeguards have orgies tbh, don't fuck it up and you will laid regularly.

 

[Jamal2222]

lifeguards have orgies tbh, don't fuck it up and you will laid regularly.

im actually terrified. Ntness is the #1 thing over there

 

[brainded]

im actually terrified. Ntness is the #1 thing over there

Don't be too shy, but also don't be too obnoxious.

 

[Jamal2222]

Don't be too shy, but also don't be too obnoxious.

Fuck , if they find out I don’t have an Ig it’s already over for me. I deleted my ig last year to focus on improving myself. I only have a Snapchat, if they ask for my Ig I’ll be screwed won’t know what to say

 

[Jamal2222]

I’ll probably order a vape and hit it right before guarding. If you guys knew what type of foids work there I guarantee you’d be pissing your shit also. Tons and tons of 15-19 year olds in tight leggings or red bikinis. No subhumans at all, this ain’t McDonald’s JFL And the place is so huge that there are tons of nooks and crannies and secret rooms to have sex. It’s literally a chad paradise. The thing is they’re 20 people working one shift jfl. i have to compete with all these chads and high tier normies bruh why me. The rescue and cpr shit had me fucked up last time, everyone saw that I was nervous asf and knew I never touched a girl. Over for my reputation rip

@looksmaxxer234 @Tyronecell @Mirin2234 @SubhumanCurrycel @Latebloomer10 @lutte @alriodai @kjsbdfiusdf @PYT @tyronelite @MakinItHappen @Salludon

 

[Deleted member 7863]

I’ll probably order a vape and hit it right before guarding

Order a Gun and fuckin fire it up