I’m addicted to kebabs

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

I have been turked, they have colonised my body my stomach and now it’s all I want


And when I can’t and don’t make the kebab I make the fajita so the spic also has colonised me

Why must the Turk and spic do this to me? I desire kebab all last week and it’s all I ate I can’t cope

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

This isn’t even a joke that’s the sad thing

This is probably how Germans feel

 

[Draak77]

That’s why I’m happy to be a turk

 

[Lefty Rankin]

I have been turked, they have colonised my body my stomach and now it’s all I want


And when I can’t and don’t make the kebab I make the fajita so the spic also has colonised me

Why must the Turk and spic do this to me? I desire kebab all last week and it’s all I ate I can’t cope

Lol, I had an Israel friend in Sihanoukville who got stabbed by a Turk for selling Kebab on the beach on his turf. The Turk went to jail for one year but after he got out him and the Israeli became good friends and drinking buddies.

 

[ahavik]

I have been turked, they have colonised my body my stomach and now it’s all I want


And when I can’t and don’t make the kebab I make the fajita so the spic also has colonised me

Why must the Turk and spic do this to me? I desire kebab all last week and it’s all I ate I can’t cope

@pashanimair

 

[zuffensons]

i love me a big juicy kebab, the owner calls me by my name now

 

[kief]

I have been turked, they have colonised my body my stomach and now it’s all I want


And when I can’t and don’t make the kebab I make the fajita so the spic also has colonised me

Why must the Turk and spic do this to me? I desire kebab all last week and it’s all I ate I can’t cope

After a while kebabs gets boring

 

[keife]

I have been turked, they have colonised my body my stomach and now it’s all I want


And when I can’t and don’t make the kebab I make the fajita so the spic also has colonised me

Why must the Turk and spic do this to me? I desire kebab all last week and it’s all I ate I can’t cope

U tried Hsp?

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

Lol, I had an Israel friend in Sihanoukville who got stabbed by a Turk for selling Kebab on the beach on his turf. The Turk went to jail for one year but after he got out him and the Israeli became good friends and drinking buddies.

Sounds surreal

How can you be buddies with a nigga that stabbed you over a ridiculous thing like that


Also what Kebab was the Jew selling?

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

After a while kebabs gets boring

True it’s prob cos I usually don’t eat that shit tbh.


But man oh maynnnn it’s the best MENA food

 

[Ghoulish]

built for big Turkish kebab

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

built for big Turkish kebab

I need to find me an oghuz baddy

 

[Ghoulish]

I need to find me an oghuz baddy

OgHuzz

 

[iblamemyurges]

I have been turked, they have colonised my body my stomach and now it’s all I want


And when I can’t and don’t make the kebab I make the fajita so the spic also has colonised me

Why must the Turk and spic do this to me? I desire kebab all last week and it’s all I ate I can’t cope

Discipline bro if you can’t resist a kebab you can’t resist anythint

 

[Lefty Rankin]

Sounds surreal

How can you be buddies with a nigga that stabbed you over a ridiculous thing like that


Also what Kebab was the Jew selling?

I don't know what kind of Kebab he was selling. I only met him like a month before the Turk got out of prison.

 

[kababcel]

I have been turked, they have colonised my body my stomach and now it’s all I want


And when I can’t and don’t make the kebab I make the fajita so the spic also has colonised me

Why must the Turk and spic do this to me? I desire kebab all last week and it’s all I ate I can’t cope

You should have tagged me in this thread

 

[turkcelfatcel]

objectively kebaps are the greatest turkish invention

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

objectively kebaps are the greatest turkish invention

I’d let the ottomans colonise me if they offered to cook their sexy foods etc