im at the waterpark but in subhuman

[futureashtray]

im at this waterpark because my family forced me to go to this random family vacation and it’s it filled with people

From pedos to babies to chadlites to stacies to ugly sheboons

I see lots of htbs and stacies but I’m too subhuman.

If I was 6”2 and lean I would be in the pool doing whatever the fuck I want while slaying stacies but now im here sitting down watching my parent’s belongings so no one steals anything

I am literally wearing a shirt and sweater because of my overweight body

and I am at this hot ass waterpark

I wish I was chad

 

[futureashtray]

brutal no reply pill

 

[Vermilioncore]

Just be yourself. Be the sigma with the sweater at the water park. Main character vibes

 

[futureashtray]

Just be yourself. Be the sigma with the sweater at the water park. Main character vibes

the sigma is 6”4 + lean

I’m 5”9 + overweight + subhuman face

I am staring at my phone doing a while 90 degree angle with my neck so that I don’t accidentally stare at a girls ass or something and make people think I’m some creep because my subhumanity disgusts others

 

[Bojack]

At least try to have fun bro. Try out the rides or something

 

[klip11]

im at this waterpark because my family forced me to go to this random family vacation and it’s it filled with people

From pedos to babies to chadlites to stacies to ugly sheboons

I see lots of htbs and stacies but I’m too subhuman.

If I was 6”2 and lean I would be in the pool doing whatever the fuck I want while slaying stacies but now im here sitting down watching my parent’s belongings so no one steals anything

I am literally wearing a shirt and sweater because of my overweight body

and I am at this hot ass waterpark

I wish I was chad

Go cold approach. Be confident

 

[klip11]

the sigma is 6”4 + lean

I’m 5”9 + overweight + subhuman face

I am staring at my phone doing a while 90 degree angle with my neck so that I don’t accidentally stare at a girls ass or something and make people think I’m some creep because my subhumanity disgusts others

Are any Tyrones present?

 

[futureashtray]

Are any Tyrones present?

yes

 

[klip11]

yes

Go ask them for tips on cold approaching. Tyrone will be happy to help you

 

[futureashtray]

At least try to have fun bro. Try out the rides or something

Im not confident bro, and if I get wet I’m not tryna be that one guy who keeps his shirt on because he’s fat

 

[Bojack]

Im not confident bro, and if I get wet I’m not tryna be that one guy who keeps his shirt on because he’s fat

You need to be confident to stand in line and go on the rides ? Bro it’s over lol

 

[futureashtray]

You need to be confident to stand in line and go on the rides ? Bro it’s over lol

nah, I ended up going to the rides because I was so hot from sitting in front of the sun

it was cool

 

[Bojack]

nah, I ended up going to the rides because I was so hot from sitting in front of the sun

it was cool

at least you had a little bit of fun