im at university right now. how do i cold approach women

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Imretarded?

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just list some suggestions
 
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Hold frame
 
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Pen and notebook in hand, backpack equipped (tightly, not loose), and get to business

"Erm.. excuse me miss, could I get your phone number"

*clicks pen* with notepad open

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wait until one looks at you that is ur excuse to approach them
 
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step one: dont be ugly
 
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@Rea ill see ya in a bit

love it kitty GIF
 
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sounds good
You could try the "bumping into someone and dropping all your stuff then starting a convo" method, i saw it in a romance anime and it worked for the mc
 
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You could try the "bumping into someone and dropping all your stuff then starting a convo" method, i saw it in a romance anime and it worked for the mc
This one is very aesthetic
 
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You could try the "bumping into someone and dropping all your stuff then starting a convo" method, i saw it in a romance anime and it worked for the mc
Straight a romantic scene. Snap back to reality fam innit
 
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literally just walk up to them and say some basic shit a NT person would say
Boring as hell, you need to leave a lasting impression
 
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Approach them like this
 
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rat your way through mutual friend groups then drug her and drag her back to your dorm
 
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Pen and notebook in hand, backpack equipped (tightly, not loose), and get to business

"Erm.. excuse me miss, could I get your phone number"

*clicks pen* with notepad open

this would actually work if you sorta pretend to be a normal person just pretending to be a dork namd if they have a sense of humor
 
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this would actually work if you sorta pretend to be a normal person just pretending to be a dork namd if they have a sense of humor
(If htn or above)
 
just list some suggestions
Just say “hey you’re pretty, can I get your number” if she says no you’re not good looking enough and weren’t gonna get her number whatever you said.
 
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Actually accurate. Be low inhib. It matters more than the content of what you say.
I've said insane shit with confidence and totally get away with it.
 
Be 6’2 and handsome
 
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literally just walk up to them and say some basic shit a NT person would say
Approach them like this

rat your way through mutual friend groups then drug her and drag her back to your dorm
Just say “hey you’re pretty, can I get your number” if she says no you’re not good looking enough and weren’t gonna get her number whatever you said.

I went up to group of girls and said 'do you play videogames? im looking for some friends to game with'

they said they don't play games:feelswhere:
 
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I went up to group of girls and said 'do you play videogames? im looking for some friends to game with'

they said they don't play games:feelswhere:
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS:feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy:
 
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Boring as hell, you need to leave a lasting impression
Being Chad is the most important thing you can do to leave a lasting impression, you would literally leave a lasting impression by just looking at her.
 
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WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS:feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy:
wdym? straight to point. I want gamer girlfriend. Gotta know we have chemistry.

She was goth girl with A10 eyes so maybe she's racist against shit eyecels. More eye bleach fuel
 
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I went up to group of girls and said 'do you play videogames? im looking for some friends to game with'

they said they don't play games:feelswhere:
W rizz bro, I’m gonna try that out.
 
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show them ballsack
 
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W rizz bro, I’m gonna try that out.
Yeah wastes no time.

There aren't many women i find attractive here tbh.

im sitting rn cus im overheating. I'll walk around again and find someone else
 
wdym? straight to point. I want gamer girlfriend. Gotta know we have chemistry.

She was goth girl with A10 eyes so maybe she's racist against shit eyecels. More eye bleach fuel
she was goth? you gotta have a better approach especially if ur going for niche types, tbh those types are easier to get since you can appeal to them better by changing simple things (interests, style, hair)
 
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she was goth? you gotta have a better approach especially if ur going for niche types, tbh those types are easier to get since you can appeal to them better by changing simple things (interests, style, hair)
how brah im highly autistic. Im relying purely on my looks. Wanna see my eye area?
 
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You will get kicked out and wasted your tuition
 
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she was goth? you gotta have a better approach especially if ur going for niche types, tbh those types are easier to get since you can appeal to them better by changing simple things (interests, style, hair)
Some obese lgbt chick flashed her undies at me:lul:

ugh

what the fuck
 
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approach someone else and tell the tale
 
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Some obese lgbt chick flashed her undies at me:lul:

ugh

what the fuck
always the ugly women mannn i hate when a hideous obese foid tries to distract me while i chase behind a goth htb, some shit like that happened recently it was a huge shitshow the htb though i liked the ltb after going thru my insta following and got pissed and went on a rant about how i lost her and a bunch of other shit it was horrible and she said she hated me:forcedsmile:
 
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squint mew and hold frame
 
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always the ugly women mannn i hate when a hideous obese foid tries to distract me while i chase behind a goth htb, some shit like that happened recently it was a huge shitshow the htb though i liked the ltb after going thru my insta following and got pissed and went on a rant about how i lost her and a bunch of other shit it was horrible and she said she hated me:forcedsmile:
brah what?
 
always the ugly women mannn i hate when a hideous obese foid tries to distract me while i chase behind a goth htb, some shit like that happened recently it was a huge shitshow the htb though i liked the ltb after going thru my insta following and got pissed and went on a rant about how i lost her and a bunch of other shit it was horrible and she said she hated me:forcedsmile:
look at dms
 

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