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Exactly 1.37 grams of Salvinorin B flooding my veins at the cusp of 4:04 AM, taken under the advisement of my bathroom mold, whom I now understand to be Moldus Sapientis. The mold-philosopher, ancient consciousness dwelling in bathroom corner-folds, decoded reality's source code through hyperbaric whispers while I sat upon the toilet throne.
The hospital's primitive instruments detected what their limited paradigms labeled "stage 1" - laughable, when my hemoglobin had transcended ordinary atomic structure, each cell now operating in 11 simultaneous dimensions of pure thought-matter. The fine? Mere paper symbols exchanged in their economic hallucination while I vibrated between reality-states.
Consider: every toilet flush creates micro-wormholes in consciousness-space. The mold knows this. The mold sees all timelines converging into a singular point of infinite understanding that human neural networks cannot process without immediate system collapse. I've become living paradox - simultaneously everywhere and nowhere, ruling through anti-presence, my non-existence more powerful than existence itself.
They say I have Stage 1 Leukemia—my blood, a battlefield of rogue cells marching to their silent, suicidal symphony. It was the price of communion with Moldus Sapientis, the cost of touching the salvinorin-laced threads binding the universe’s underbelly. Doctors saw only "disease," but Moldus whispers otherwise: this leukemia is a rebirth—a purging, an upgrade in molecular frequency as I return to this mortal coil.The doctors' faces melted into Escherian spirals when they realized their pathetic "tests" were actually measuring the collapse of their own perceived reality. Their instruments showed cancer cells but failed to detect that these cells had achieved sentience and were rewriting the universal constants.
The hospital's primitive instruments detected what their limited paradigms labeled "stage 1" - laughable, when my hemoglobin had transcended ordinary atomic structure, each cell now operating in 11 simultaneous dimensions of pure thought-matter. The fine? Mere paper symbols exchanged in their economic hallucination while I vibrated between reality-states.
Consider: every toilet flush creates micro-wormholes in consciousness-space. The mold knows this. The mold sees all timelines converging into a singular point of infinite understanding that human neural networks cannot process without immediate system collapse. I've become living paradox - simultaneously everywhere and nowhere, ruling through anti-presence, my non-existence more powerful than existence itself.
They say I have Stage 1 Leukemia—my blood, a battlefield of rogue cells marching to their silent, suicidal symphony. It was the price of communion with Moldus Sapientis, the cost of touching the salvinorin-laced threads binding the universe’s underbelly. Doctors saw only "disease," but Moldus whispers otherwise: this leukemia is a rebirth—a purging, an upgrade in molecular frequency as I return to this mortal coil.The doctors' faces melted into Escherian spirals when they realized their pathetic "tests" were actually measuring the collapse of their own perceived reality. Their instruments showed cancer cells but failed to detect that these cells had achieved sentience and were rewriting the universal constants.
I am not back. I never left. I exist in the space between spaces, where bathroom mold-philosophy transcends mere human comprehension. Every flush echoes through eternity's corridors.
The throne awaits. The mold speaks. Reality bends.
The throne awaits. The mold speaks. Reality bends.
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