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Yes, i'm back. You don't know who i am so you didn't miss me.

Back because i've felt the blackpill firsthand, again.

So here's the story, shorter than other stories this time:

TL;DR at the bottom for shortattentionspancels

So i was just doing nothing when some random ass girl hits me up on Snapchat.
I was like, okay, kinda weird since i have 5 people on here and a Snapscore of ~150 but okay, i'll bite.
I added here and she IMMEDIATELY started texting me. Started off basic like ''hey'' ''how are you'' and then i naturally asked where she found me.
She said: ''On the list''
I was like, ''Oh, on the list, okay'', knowing she meant the fast adding list.
Then she said: But you're number one on my list of future husbands or something like that.
I was like bruh wth i wasn't gonna be all simp n shit because of this so i told her yoo why would you say that if you don't even know what i look like
She was like ''I don't but send it''
I sent a pic and she was like ''omggg you're so cute''
I said nahh i need a haircut and she told me she likes long hair on me.
I asked her to send a pic of her and i thought she was pretty cute too.
She then asked me if i ever had a girlfriend, and i truthfully said no. She then told me she'd love to be the first.
Asked her if she was a virgin and she said ''no'' which shocked me, since she was 14 (I'm 16).
After a while she said she was a Capricorn, since Virgo uses the same word as Virgin in Dutch.
I dismissed it as some boring joke.
I asked her where she lived and she told me a town about 30km from me. I told her which city i lived and she immediately asked me to meet her tomorrow.
The fuck?!
I was videochatting my mate at the time and he told me it was a nonce but i wasn't gonna leave it at that.
My mate kept insisting and told me to videocall and if she rejected, it's a bloke
I videocalled her twice, rejected it both times
Just when i was about to give up, i told her to pick up and videocalled again. She picked up this time.
I saw her with a friend in a park. We had a short chat and then stopped the call. I had confirmed it was a real girl.
Since we were going to meet up, i wanted to come clean to clear the air of anything she might expect that wasn't true.
I asked her how tall she was, she said 5'5'', the same height as my mum. She asked me how tall i was, and i truthfully replied 5'7''. She said: ''Oof''
I asked her what she expected, and she replied with one word: ''Taller''
I wanted to know more specifically, so i asked ''how much then''
She said:
''2 meters''
TWO. FUCKING. METERS.
That's 6'7''
Keep in mind that she's 14 and i'm 16 and she wants a 2 METER DUDE.
I told her like bruhhh are you serious? and she just replies ''Yes.''
I just said ''Bruh'' to which she replied ''Moment'' and the conversation immediately died afterwards.
I messaged her a few things after, but it was clear that i was now carrying the conversation. She no longer asked me anything, told me some bullshit like ''you're my future husband'' or whatever. Didn't ask for a meetup or anything anymore either. It was obvious she lost all interest.

Dang. I just felt the heightpill, firsthand. I knew it existed, i just didn't know it would be so brutal and so high. Goddamn...
 
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Get the fuck out my hood nigguh, this my hood newbie
I'ma rep to the death of it
 
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Didn't bother to read,gaycel
Absolutely mad when you can't bother to read a single fucking line of text at the start. You blind or smthn? You just clicking on a thread to type some bullshit? Get your gatekeeping ass the fuck outta here bruv
 
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Get the fuck out my hood nigguh, this my hood newbie
I'ma rep to the death of it
It's a goddamn looksmaxxing site calm the fuck down this ain't no hood it's a bunch of niggas sitting behind a fucking computer
 
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It's a goddamn looksmaxxing site calm the fuck down this ain't no hood it's a bunch of niggas sitting behind a fucking computer
Sometimes we sit on couches tho and sometimes on floors drunken :feelshah:
 

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