I'm better than EVERY SINGLE web developer on the planet, I codemog everyone

[Deleted member 107732]

TL;DR : I did 9 months' worth of work in 14 days as a beginner Web Developer.

Just finished building a full static ( brochure ) website via React, it's fully functional, responsive, and looks better than all the websites I've ever seen, if you know anything about coding you know how huge it is for a noob retard like me,

let me tell you how, if you go on youtube and search how to become a web developer, they lay out a roadmap that includes some steps for every purpose and it starts like this : Learn HTML, Then CSS, Then Javascript and throw GIT/GITHUB AND NOW YOU'RE LOOKING AT 6+ months, keep in mind it's only client-side JavaScript and basic programming, you're not doing any server side coding & not interacting with any database, at most you're pulling data from an external, stupid API that means nothing, from there, they recommend Learning React which alone is supposed to take 3+ months, and only then you can begin thinking about Full Stack Web Development ( eCommerce, sth like this forum etc.. )


Meanwhile, I started to learn 2 weeks ago and I now build websites in React I know HTML/CSS like a GOD,google pagedpseed rated my SEO & Best practices 100/100, I know JavaScript ( Browser side ) and use Git and Github all the time,

not gonna lie I tried dabbling with fullstack & some SQL but thought I was going excruciatingly fast so I slowed down a bit,


do you even understand what it means ? I did 9 months' worth of work in 14 days, do you even believe that ? I have a 117 IQ, 4-year dryspell, 24 years old NEET, I'm A HUGE LOSER, yet I outsmarted every single famous and infamous software engineer, get the fuck out of the way I'm coming for your jobs faggots.

 

[BimaxLaser]

 

[Giorgio]

most sane programmer in mumbai

 

[proxking]

learn me

 

[khaleejicel]

TL;DR : I did 9 months' worth of work in 14 days as a beginner Web Developer.

Just finished building a full static ( brochure ) website via React, it's fully functional, responsive, and looks better than all the websites I've ever seen, if you know anything about coding you know how huge it is for a noob retard like me,

let me tell you how, if you go on youtube and search how to become a web developer, they lay out a roadmap that includes some steps for every purpose and it starts like this : Learn HTML, Then CSS, Then Javascript and throw GIT/GITHUB AND NOW YOU'RE LOOKING AT 6+ months, keep in mind it's only client-side JavaScript and basic programming, you're not doing any server side coding & not interacting with any database, at most you're pulling data from an external, stupid API that means nothing, from there, they recommend Learning React which alone is supposed to take 3+ months, and only then you can begin thinking about Full Stack Web Development ( eCommerce, sth like this forum etc.. )


Meanwhile, I started to learn 2 weeks ago and I now build websites in React I know HTML/CSS like a GOD,google pagedpseed rated my SEO & Best practices 100/100, I know JavaScript ( Browser side ) and use Git and Github all the time,

not gonna lie I tried dabbling with fullstack & some SQL but thought I was going excruciatingly fast so I slowed down a bit,


do you even understand what it means ? I did 9 months' worth of work in 14 days, do you even believe that ? I have a 117 IQ, 4-year dryspell, 24 years old NEET, I'm A HUGE LOSER, yet I outsmarted every single famous and infamous software engineer, get the fuck out of the way I'm coming for your jobs faggots.

can i dm u

 

[BimaxLaser]

You should have a sex change

 

[Deleted member 107732]

You should have a sex change

Why is that

 

[Normiekiller]

are you gonna explain how to help your brocels out or is this a useless brag thread?

 

[Dendoni]

Use chatgpt to write the code Theory

Jk, i know shit about programming

 

[Mosh12]

Sounds good

 

[Skry]

very impressive saar

 

[NEET_Emperor]

have you made any money doing this so far?

 

[aryan mogger]

average currycel tbh

 

[freshpeppermint]

This reminds me of those kids in elementary school who had really good grades and when they had to do the real deal, the other kids not only caught up but were completely ahead.

I remember in school I used to be the best programmer in my class. Fast forward, the computer science/actual programmers who do it for their job completely beat me. (obviously, I am not a programmer)

 

[RICHCELDOM]

Hello mr zakhir akhab,

Because you seem so confident you didn't receive the place to work at Google.

A Mumbai call centre might be able to offer you a job however.Please ring :+91 582774738

Many thanks,
google talent team.

 

[etoipi_]

No good software engineer is doing webdev. Good job copying and pasting javascript from GPT.