I'm bored tell me your stories

[fashioncel]

I have no more stories to tell

 

[fashioncel]

Bump

 

[RXnd]

Fed

 

[NORDEN SLAVORUM]

All are illegal bud

 

[fashioncel]

Fed

No you fucking nigger I'm not a fed

 

[RXnd]

All are illegal bud

Stealing sushi

 

[fashioncel]

All are illegal bud

I don't wanna care I can tell you some illegal stuff

 

[RXnd]

No you fucking nigger I'm not a fed

Org doesn’t deserve my stories
Too good

 

[cpedy]

What do you wanna hear about?

 

[NORDEN SLAVORUM]

Stealing sushi

In my prime you should see how much I stole, more than a lifetime of 10 niggers

 

[fashioncel]

Org doesn’t deserve my stories
Too good

Then who does

 

[fr0st]

I have no more stories to tell

One time i got really horny waiting for my mom in the store so i jerked off in the car.

 

[fashioncel]

What do you wanna hear about?

Anything

 

[heightmaxxing]

I remember one time I woke up. The twist is i wasn't in my bed I was on my couch

 

[RXnd]

In my prime you should see how much I stole, more than a lifetime of 10 niggers

You fucking stealing ape

 

[albanianblackguy]

I have no more stories to tell

a girl told me once that her brother rocket league rank mogs me

 

[fashioncel]

One time i got really horny waiting for my mom in the store so i jerked off in the car.

What do you think about while jerking in your mom's car probably men

 

[fashioncel]

a girl told me once that her brother rocket league rank mogs me

Brutal

 

[fr0st]

What do you think about while jerking in your mom's car probably men

kys

 

[fashioncel]

I remember one time I woke up. The twist is i wasn't in my bed I was on my couch

crazy ass story too crazy even for me

 

[fashioncel]

kys

No wifey boo

 

[cpedy]

Anything

Hmmmm well let me think.

This is a younger me laugh whenever I think about. So it was me and 3 friends we were about 9 probably there was a house on the corner of the street and this day we had rang it about 5 times and we would always hide before the lady came out but we made one of my friends go up and we hid behind bushes up the street. He creeped up to ring it very timidly we chose him because we knew he was the most scared. Once he began to get closer twords the door from the angle we were at we could see that the lady was eating beside the door for when he rang it but he was clueless we were dying laughing. As he reached and pressed the button the door flew open and the look on his face was of shock and fear. The lady ran out my friend ran up the street like it was life or death. As the lady chased him she screamed “get back here you little faggot bitch” Ts was so funny. Also like a year before this me and my friend rang the same house and her husband came out and found us hiding in bushes way too close and he asked us why and we said we thought it was our friend Greg Heffley’s house and he told us to ring and hide in the bushes lmao

 

[johnypvpgod]

Walked 20km in snow to meet a girl. Then at the end 3km in knee deep snow cause i lost my bus money

 

[fashioncel]

Hmmmm well let me think.

This is a younger me laugh whenever I think about. So it was me and 3 friends we were about 9 probably there was a house on the corner of the street and this day we had rang it about 5 times and we would always hide before the lady came out but we made one of my friends go up and we hid behind bushes up the street. He creeped up to ring it very timidly we chose him because we knew he was the most scared. Once he began to get closer twords the door from the angle we were at we could see that the lady was eating beside the door for when he rang it but he was clueless we were dying laughing. As he reached and pressed the button the door flew open and the look on his face was of shock and fear. The lady ran out my friend ran up the street like it was life or death. As the lady chased him she screamed “get back here you little faggot bitch” Ts was so funny. Also like a year before this me and my friend rang the same house and her husband came out and found us hiding in bushes way too close and he asked us why and we said we thought it was our friend Greg Heffley’s house and he told us to ring and hide in the bushes lmao

Nigger you have a brain called Greg heavily

 

[fashioncel]

Nigger you have a brain called Greg heavily

*Friend

 

[cpedy]

Nigger you have a brain called Greg heavily

What

 

[cpedy]

*Friend

Oh lol no we just made that up was the first thing that popped in my head lmao

 

[fashioncel]

What

You have a friend called Craig heffley

 

[fashioncel]

Oh lol no we just made that up was the first thing that popped in my head lmao

You have a big imagination

 

[cpedy]

You have a big imagination

Was like 8 and used to like those books

 

[fashioncel]

Was like 8 and used to like those books

Okay thanks forgiving us a little 1% of your imagination

 

[Cyrus]

the sock lifts i ordered arrived and theyre shit

 

[cpedy]

Okay thanks forgiving us a little 1% of your imagination

Can’t release my unfiltered conscience

 

[cpedy]

the sock lifts i ordered arrived and theyre shit

wtf is sock lifts like height boosters?

 

[Cyrus]

wtf is sock lifts like height boosters?

yes

 

[fashioncel]

the sock lifts i ordered arrived and theyre shit

Soft lips I wanna kiss your soft lips

 

[Cyrus]

Soft lips I wanna kiss your soft lips

kiss my tip

 

[fr0st]

kiss my tip

And they call me gay

 

[fashioncel]

And they call me gay

No we call you women

 

[Cyrus]

And they call me gay

i wonder why someone would assume that
maybe the pfp? or the custom title? the banner? your face?

jfl if u call this gay
dont u have male friends ?

 

[fr0st]

i wonder why someone would assume that
maybe the pfp? or the custom title? the banner? your face?

jfl if u call this gay
dont u have male friends ?

Nigga whats wrong with my face

 

[Cyrus]

Nigga whats wrong with my face

gay face

 

[fr0st]

gay face

Have you even seen it JFL

 

[Cyrus]

Have you even seen it JFL

yes you showed me

 

[fashioncel]

gay face

Feminine face So you're gonna cum on

 

[fr0st]

yes you showed me

Alright i got new less gay pics let me pm you.

 

[fashioncel]

Feminine face So you're gonna cum on

Not by me BTW

 

[afroheadluke]

you wanna hear a story?

ill give you something to talk about alright

VIDEO OF ME GETTING JUMPED AFTER SCHOOL FOR WEARING GLASSES (VIDEO THAT MADE ME BECOME AN INCEL AND ALMOST GO ER)

Yo yo yo what’s up guys it’s afroheadluke a lot of you been wondering what made me end up this way well once you have been milked of all the things you enjoy lose your friends family get bullied severely and beat up you’ll start to become less caring of the human race! Before I joined looksmax I...

looksmax.org

 

[Cyrus]

Feminine face So you're gonna cum on

no hes not that feminine
just has low dimorphism and face fat

 

[fashioncel]

Alright i got new less gay pics let me pm you.

A man I'm also curious can you post me your face