I’m buying my daughter a Nintendo Switch when she turns 4 years old

[swaggyp1]

She will be a gamer

Better to be inside playing games than to be interacting with bad people

Her interaction will be with Christians and Muslims and through martial arts

 

[Deleted member 99995]

Nah she can message boys on that
Give her a board game instead

 

[moreplatesmoreweigh]

Bro has a kid and still lurks

 

[silently_said]

my life is like a video game
trying hard to beat the stage
all the while im still collecting coins

 

[Deleted member 104999]

She might grow a soy beard and install a cuck chair in her room if you do that

 

[SecularIslamist]

Genuinely a good idea. The only virgins past 15 years old will be rotters.

 

[swaggyp1]

Bro has a kid and still lurks

Yes, I recently had a daughter and I’m still going to be posting here

Nothing will change

 

[swaggyp1]

Nah she can message boys on that
Give her a board game instead

She will be learning to play chess too

I recently started playing on chess.com, and I’ll try to get to a decent level

 

[faustianspirit]

Muslims

she is getting groomed lil bro