I'm Convinced my Date Was a Federal Agent

[Shahnameh]

So online I met a French/German girl from Alsace here on an Aupair, now the suspicious part is that her surname is "Schmidt" which sounds very Jewish. Idk any Ethnic French people with a surname like that.

I googled the surname and it seems to be Jewish, Germans have it too but im not sure if it means German Jews.

Fast Forward to today, we met up for a Coffee, chatted for a bit. Date went really well, in fact it went "too well" she coincidencally seems to have the same kind of hobbies i have (Art,Tennis and Video games).

After we kiss and said our good byes, she texts me that she hopes i got home safe.

Im convinced that the Elites have sent in one of the federal agents to keep tabs on me since i have been getting too popular lately on Twitter, Tik tok and Youtube.

What do i do?

 

[myfaceremainsdull]

Tales

 

[Paul7]

mossad

 

[Shahnameh]

Tales

 

[myfaceremainsdull]

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Hahah is she a tranny hahahaha
Look at that horse face in the pfp
Hahahahahahahahahhbahahahahavahabababa

 

[Albarn]

 

[voluptuousness]

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lmfao

 

[bicromial]

So online I met a French/German girl from Alsace here on an Aupair, now the suspicious part is that her surname is "Schmidt" which sounds very Jewish. Idk any Ethnic French people with a surname like that.

I googled the surname and it seems to be Jewish, Germans have it too but im not sure if it means German Jews.

Fast Forward to today, we met up for a Coffee, chatted for a bit. Date went really well, in fact it went "too well" she coincidencally seems to have the same kind of hobbies i have (Art,Tennis and Video games).

After we kiss and said our good byes, she texts me that she hopes i got home safe.

Im convinced that the Elites have sent in one of the federal agents to keep tabs on me since i have been getting too popular lately on Twitter, Tik tok and Youtube.

What do i do?

All of the girls ive dated texted me to see if im home safe everytime we hanged, for some reason i wasnt much of a gentleman and didnt even bother to walk any of them home, which looking back was fucking nonsense. Btw they were all with the CIA so…

 

[LiL 369]

So online I met a French/German girl from Alsace here on an Aupair, now the suspicious part is that her surname is "Schmidt" which sounds very Jewish. Idk any Ethnic French people with a surname like that.

I googled the surname and it seems to be Jewish, Germans have it too but im not sure if it means German Jews.

Fast Forward to today, we met up for a Coffee, chatted for a bit. Date went really well, in fact it went "too well" she coincidencally seems to have the same kind of hobbies i have (Art,Tennis and Video games).

After we kiss and said our good byes, she texts me that she hopes i got home safe.

Im convinced that the Elites have sent in one of the federal agents to keep tabs on me since i have been getting too popular lately on Twitter, Tik tok and Youtube.

What do i do?

Wtf r these schizo ramblings...

 

[monkeypox]

Tales

 

[alriodai]

holy fucking my dream having a jewish girlfriend
please take care of her

 

[sub6manletnozygos]

It depends how popular you are and whether you are a threat to powerful people or interest groups (unlikely as they have more important things to think about that autistic looksmaxers). It's more likely that you are being a paranoid schizo autist.