vanillaicecream
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I'll put on 30 or 40kg of muscle and get above 100kg (with steroids of course)
Thicken up my neck Mike Tyson tier
Get jaw, chin, and zygos fillers to change my gay alien skull and make it broader
Grow facial hair
Get tattoos
Paint myself black because jacked black bald men can't lose
See, I can't possibly lose. Will I disgust JBs? Yes, but that opens up a whole new pool of possibilities and men will be afraid of me, no one will make fun of me for being bald because my physique and blackness will overshadow it. Hahahahhaha. It's just so easy to solve balding.
Thicken up my neck Mike Tyson tier
Get jaw, chin, and zygos fillers to change my gay alien skull and make it broader
Grow facial hair
Get tattoos
Paint myself black because jacked black bald men can't lose
See, I can't possibly lose. Will I disgust JBs? Yes, but that opens up a whole new pool of possibilities and men will be afraid of me, no one will make fun of me for being bald because my physique and blackness will overshadow it. Hahahahhaha. It's just so easy to solve balding.