I’m finally invited to a holloween partys now I need to fraud to death

[Qautiy.]

PREPARING FOR THE PARTYS

BB cream (i need a place to get it please tell me if you know)
Height insoles (3 to 4 inches I’m 5 foot 5 unfrauded)
Dying hair jet black (prob gonna get it from cvs)
Dying eye brows (gonna use da moms eye brow dye it’s jet black looks really good)
Hitting a little pre bonesmash(for swelling)
Trying to get as lean as possible before hand (probably gonna to just live of energy drinks)

THE PLAN

I get a right to a bonfire then I meet up with a body maxxed low mtb we then kick it for a hour or so then she gives me a ride to a party we then chill for like a hour then we get a ride to another party we then kick it for a bit.then we go to her house and watch scary movies together till we fall asleep we will be alone and I am really hoping for my first slay



THOUGHTS
I’m really nervous and don’t want to mess this up I’ve never really been involved in anything like this before please give me any tips you can think of thank you for reading!

 

[anythingtobenormal]

How old are u brah

 

[BaranPSL]

PREPARING FOR THE PARTYS

BB cream (i need a place to get it please tell me if you know)
Height insoles (3 to 4 inches I’m 5 foot 5 unfrauded)
Dying hair jet black (prob gonna get it from cvs)
Dying eye brows (gonna use da moms eye brow dye it’s jet black looks really good)
Hitting a little pre bonesmash(for swelling)
Trying to get as lean as possible before hand (probably gonna to just live of energy drinks)

THE PLAN

I get a right to a bonfire then I meet up with a body maxxed low mtb we then kick it for a hour or so then she gives me a ride to a party we then chill for like a hour then we get a ride to another party we then kick it for a bit.then we go to her house and watch scary movies together till we fall asleep we will be alone and I am really hoping for my first slay



THOUGHTS
I’m really nervous and don’t want to mess this up I’ve never really been involved in anything like this before please give me any tips you can think of thank you for reading!

Now this is good, don't forget using chapstick and brushing your lips before going and using mouth spray for your mouth smell. Lips are one of the most important things that attract kissing imo.
GL GGGGG Update me later

 

[Blazingly]

Only time of the Year where we can all get slays TBH

 

[Qautiy.]

How old are u brah

14

 

[ota.27]

height insoles are obvious and uncomfortable, use shoes with built in lifts

 

[Qautiy.]

Won’t be able to get here soon enough

 

[HundredManSlayer]

i hope you can slay man

 

[AverageNormie7]

Only time of the Year where we can all get slays TBH

Not me nigga

 

[AverageNormie7]

3-4 height insoles would prob be noticeable, but hope you go slay nigga

 

[xX_ovrb4itstrtd_Xx]

please give me any tips you can think of thank you for reading!

check before the day comes that your proportions dont look retarded with 4 inch lifts, take measurements if youre not sure

 

[savage21]

PREPARING FOR THE PARTYS

BB cream (i need a place to get it please tell me if you know)
Height insoles (3 to 4 inches I’m 5 foot 5 unfrauded)
Dying hair jet black (prob gonna get it from cvs)
Dying eye brows (gonna use da moms eye brow dye it’s jet black looks really good)
Hitting a little pre bonesmash(for swelling)
Trying to get as lean as possible before hand (probably gonna to just live of energy drinks)

THE PLAN

I get a right to a bonfire then I meet up with a body maxxed low mtb we then kick it for a hour or so then she gives me a ride to a party we then chill for like a hour then we get a ride to another party we then kick it for a bit.then we go to her house and watch scary movies together till we fall asleep we will be alone and I am really hoping for my first slay



THOUGHTS
I’m really nervous and don’t want to mess this up I’ve never really been involved in anything like this before please give me any tips you can think of thank you for reading!

Just wear makeup and say it’s part of ur costume

 

[_xClarityyyy]

Just wear makeup and say it’s part of ur costume

exactly, i believe attraaction as a prriimal instinctt is raw, all these frauds js make it more difficult if not done correctly.

 

[savage21]

exactly, i believe attraaction as a prriimal instinctt is raw, all these frauds js make it more difficult if not done correctly.

Only decent frauds are the dye tbh. The insoles might be too much 5’5-5’9 is crazy

 

[_xClarityyyy]

Only decent frauds are the dye tbh. The insoles might be too much 5’5-5’9 is crazy

exactly, everything too little and too much is a failo, needa find a sweet spot, 5'7 would be great.

 

[xX_ovrb4itstrtd_Xx]

exactly, everything too little and too much is a failo, needa find a sweet spot, 5'7 would be great.

2 inch lifts to go from 5'5 --> 5'7 + stretches beforehand + perfect posture = easy 5'8 fraud without anything too crazy

 

[_xClarityyyy]

2 inch lifts to go from 5'5 --> 5'7 + stretches beforehand + perfect posture = easy 5'8 fraud without anything too crazy

+ long haircut beforehand + tip toes before hand + hawk tuah + those who know

 

[xX_ovrb4itstrtd_Xx]

+ long haircut beforehand + tip toes before hand + hawk tuah + those who know

kill yourself

tippy toes is actually legit tho lmao i do it in packed clubs where no one could look straight down at your feet even if they wanted too

 

[_xClarityyyy]

kill yourself

tippy toes is actually legit tho lmao i do it in packed clubs where no one could look straight down at your feet even if they wanted too

"kill yourself" and i am 6'1 barefoot w/o your copes
fuckking grey

 

[xX_ovrb4itstrtd_Xx]

"kill yourself" and i am 6'1 barefoot w/o your copes
fuckking grey

bhai life doesnt start until 6'5 we're in the same boat...

 

[_xClarityyyy]

bhai life doesnt start until 6'5 we're in the same boat...

i aint an incel like you, life can even start at 5'9 if you have good face syfm and youur bullshit takes

 

[xX_ovrb4itstrtd_Xx]

i aint an incel like you, life can even start at 5'9 if you have good face syfm and youur bullshit takes

brother your cheeks are gonna get all puffy and bunny like if you dont control your cortisol levels rn, take these deep breaths with me bro we can do this...

 

[_xClarityyyy]

brother your cheeks are gonna get all puffy and bunny like if you dont control your cortisol levels rn, take these deep breaths with me bro we can do this...