I’m Finally Not Spending Valentine’s Day Alone – Got a Date

[zerotohero]

It’s happening. After years of spending Valentine’s Day alone, I’m finally going on a date with a girl I met on Instagram. We’re going to Starbucks, nothing crazy, but it’s a start. I’m actually ascending.

Here’s how it went down:
Her: This Friday is Valentine’s Day again.
Me: Yep, it is.
Me: Mmmm, then we should celebrate it properly, right? What’s your plan?
Her: None, I’ve only celebrated it once.
Me: That needs to change.
Her: How?
Me: We could grab a coffee and chill.
Her: I don’t like coffee, but okay.
Me: Perfect.
Me: Starbucks in the city center, Friday at 6 PM.
Her:Alright hahaha.
Me: See you there.
Her: I’ll dress up nicely then.
Me: Hehehe.
Me:Surprise me with the sexiest outfit you have.
Her: That’s reserved for more intimate moments, isn’t it?
Me: Hehehe, true.
Me: But surprise me anyway, dress up nicely.
Her: Alright, I’ll listen to you.
Me: Perfect.

 

[h111]

Good luck bro

 

[AverageTevvezFan]

My nigga

 

[Gonthar]

Is that real or an AI bot?

 

[deadstock]

Why does it read like something out of a redpill course

 

[panjeet currycel]

 

[zerotohero]

I was talking to her about what we’re gonna wear for the date, and she hit me with this:

Me: I’m sure it’s gonna look amazing on you
Her: I have to go try it on
Her: And if I like it, I’ll buy it
Me: I’ll have to see it on you
Her: Nope, because then you’ll take it off me

 

[chadhamed]

It’s happening. After years of spending Valentine’s Day alone, I’m finally going on a date with a girl I met on Instagram. We’re going to Starbucks, nothing crazy, but it’s a start. I’m actually ascending.

Here’s how it went down:
Her: This Friday is Valentine’s Day again.
Me: Yep, it is.
Me: Mmmm, then we should celebrate it properly, right? What’s your plan?
Her: None, I’ve only celebrated it once.
Me: That needs to change.
Her: How?
Me: We could grab a coffee and chill.
Her: I don’t like coffee, but okay.
Me: Perfect.
Me: Starbucks in the city center, Friday at 6 PM.
Her:Alright hahaha.
Me: See you there.
Her: I’ll dress up nicely then.
Me: Hehehe.
Me:Surprise me with the sexiest outfit you have.
Her: That’s reserved for more intimate moments, isn’t it?
Me: Hehehe, true.
Me: But surprise me anyway, dress up nicely.
Her: Alright, I’ll listen to you.
Me: Perfect.

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Fua bro hablas mucho como un npc

 

[zerotohero]

Fua bro hablas mucho como un npc

¿Por qué?

 

[Vermilioncore]

why don’t you wanna spend Valentine’s Day alone with four lokos, little Caesar’s and Oreo man videos

 

[cadee]

spanish is a cuck language

 

[Bugmaxxed]

im proud kingfish

 

[shia.jihadist]

It’s happening. After years of spending Valentine’s Day alone, I’m finally going on a date with a girl I met on Instagram. We’re going to Starbucks, nothing crazy, but it’s a start. I’m actually ascending.

Here’s how it went down:
Her: This Friday is Valentine’s Day again.
Me: Yep, it is.
Me: Mmmm, then we should celebrate it properly, right? What’s your plan?
Her: None, I’ve only celebrated it once.
Me: That needs to change.
Her: How?
Me: We could grab a coffee and chill.
Her: I don’t like coffee, but okay.
Me: Perfect.
Me: Starbucks in the city center, Friday at 6 PM.
Her:Alright hahaha.
Me: See you there.
Her: I’ll dress up nicely then.
Me: Hehehe.
Me:Surprise me with the sexiest outfit you have.
Her: That’s reserved for more intimate moments, isn’t it?
Me: Hehehe, true.
Me: But surprise me anyway, dress up nicely.
Her: Alright, I’ll listen to you.
Me: Perfect.

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yeah whatever chad im stonecold truecel

 

[autistic_tendencies]

She sounds like a bitch
Pass.

 

[ivantheterrible]

So, so gay.

 

[cuh4cuh]

Latam cuck

Rest in piss

 

[Sayonara]

Ignore those jealous mfs

 

[superpsycho]

holy fuck good luck bro u mog my life

 

[zerotohero]

Latam cuck

Rest in piss

I’m a Spain cuck in that case.

 

[cuh4cuh]

I’m a Spain cuck in that case.

no tienes ni una sola gota de sangre peninsular

 

[Klasik616]

Good you don't sound aspie at all unlike me

 

[afroheadluke]

hats off to you brother

 

[zerotohero]

no tienes ni una sola gota de sangre peninsular

Te enseño el DNI, payaso?

 

[cuh4cuh]

Te enseño el DNI, payaso?

dejanos dar rating a la pava

 

[Kelly Oubre Jr]

i want to learn spanish

 

[zerotohero]

dejanos dar rating a la pava

 

[JeanneDArcAlter]

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Aryan

 

[cuh4cuh]

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ah yes of course let us rate body only because face doesn't matter anyway

pues en ese caso ltb

 

[zemult]

I'm spending Valentine's Day with old Incel TV videos.