Gaygymmaxx
The Poet.
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It's like all my inceldom was worth it, like I'm getting good karma for all the shit I went through
God's blessing me for not going ER
I figured out a way to make myself heterochromic with almost no effort
I went from undeveloped 4 pack with another 2 peeking at the bottom to now 6 pack with another 2 at the bottom I didn't know I have so it'll be asym 8pack when I finish it
Today I accidentally brought a vape pod to school that was fucking empty and didn't even bring the body and noticed it in my pocket and put it in my bag because I didn't wanna drop it or sum and I shit you not 10 minutes later the cops walk in
"Random drug dog search everyone leave ur bags and wait outside"
AND THEY BROUGHT IN FUCKING DOGS FUCK ME
and they didn't sniff it out
I was so fucking scared my friends thought I was joking at first but realized I was absolutely bugging the fuck out
But those dogs are shit or don't sniff for nicotine idk
Also my crush is giving me Hella attention and eyeing the fuck out of me and randomly called me to join her project for some shit even though I've never spoken to her just from exchanging lustful looks
(never received even a milliliter of female attention in my life and never even had a crush before because i knew i never had a chance with anyone dead srs)
Also realized that my pants I bought 2 months ago are feeling a smidgen tight because...
IM FUCKING SOMEHOW GROWING IN HEIGHT AGAIN AT 18 AFTER STAGNATING FOR MONTHS HOLY FUARKKK I CANT STOP WINNNNNNINGGGGG
LIKE 1.5 CM SOLID 5"7 NOW (still over ik fuck you)
AND I JUST STOPPED TAKING HGH LIKE WTF
I THINK ITS BECAUSE IM JUST DEPRIVING MYSELF OF EVERYTHING BUT PROTEIN KIND OF ON ACCIDENT FROM WEED AND NIC RUINING MY HUNGER I DONT FUCKING KNOW
WHO CARES THO NIGGA WE MADE IT
AND ALMOST ALL THIS OVER THE COURSE OF 1 MONTH
Jfl if ur not winning couldn't be me see ya later incels I'll be seeing myself out
God's blessing me for not going ER
I figured out a way to make myself heterochromic with almost no effort
I went from undeveloped 4 pack with another 2 peeking at the bottom to now 6 pack with another 2 at the bottom I didn't know I have so it'll be asym 8pack when I finish it
Today I accidentally brought a vape pod to school that was fucking empty and didn't even bring the body and noticed it in my pocket and put it in my bag because I didn't wanna drop it or sum and I shit you not 10 minutes later the cops walk in
"Random drug dog search everyone leave ur bags and wait outside"
AND THEY BROUGHT IN FUCKING DOGS FUCK ME
and they didn't sniff it out
I was so fucking scared my friends thought I was joking at first but realized I was absolutely bugging the fuck out
But those dogs are shit or don't sniff for nicotine idk
Also my crush is giving me Hella attention and eyeing the fuck out of me and randomly called me to join her project for some shit even though I've never spoken to her just from exchanging lustful looks
(never received even a milliliter of female attention in my life and never even had a crush before because i knew i never had a chance with anyone dead srs)
Also realized that my pants I bought 2 months ago are feeling a smidgen tight because...
IM FUCKING SOMEHOW GROWING IN HEIGHT AGAIN AT 18 AFTER STAGNATING FOR MONTHS HOLY FUARKKK I CANT STOP WINNNNNNINGGGGG
LIKE 1.5 CM SOLID 5"7 NOW (still over ik fuck you)
AND I JUST STOPPED TAKING HGH LIKE WTF
I THINK ITS BECAUSE IM JUST DEPRIVING MYSELF OF EVERYTHING BUT PROTEIN KIND OF ON ACCIDENT FROM WEED AND NIC RUINING MY HUNGER I DONT FUCKING KNOW
WHO CARES THO NIGGA WE MADE IT
AND ALMOST ALL THIS OVER THE COURSE OF 1 MONTH
@FreakkForLife
@Hiraeth
@balding exprettyboy
@predeterminism
@thompsonz
@FailedNormieManlet
@the BULL
@Vermilioncore
@Xangsane
@Lihito
@Growth Plate
@rupert Pupkin
@8pslcel
@printerandfaxmachin
@alriodai
@RecessedChinCel
@nameless_sunflower
@gamma
@smvmaxxertilllate
@TeenAscender
@nineteen
@cancercell
@beastismug
@cloUder
@Esteban
@HarrierDuBois
@8pslcel
@BongMog
@looksmidder
@hormonetherapy
@BoredPrince
@TRUE_CEL
@enchanted_elixir
@curlyheadjames
@looksmidder
@Ekil73_YT
@veenthed33r
@Hiraeth
@balding exprettyboy
@predeterminism
@thompsonz
@FailedNormieManlet
@the BULL
@Vermilioncore
@Xangsane
@Lihito
@Growth Plate
@rupert Pupkin
@8pslcel
@printerandfaxmachin
@alriodai
@RecessedChinCel
@nameless_sunflower
@gamma
@smvmaxxertilllate
@TeenAscender
@nineteen
@cancercell
@beastismug
@cloUder
@Esteban
@HarrierDuBois
@8pslcel
@BongMog
@looksmidder
@hormonetherapy
@BoredPrince
@TRUE_CEL
@enchanted_elixir
@curlyheadjames
@looksmidder
@Ekil73_YT
@veenthed33r
Jfl if ur not winning couldn't be me see ya later incels I'll be seeing myself out