I'm going to Fraud my way into a $150K Job

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Right now im just on 80k a year, forced to work in the office full time. Treated like an absolute slave they piled on 142 new inusrance claims that i need to process with more on the way because a girl got fired so im doing her work. I also have to commute 2 hours to the office and another 2 back.

Enough of being honest, im going to jack up the experience on my resume and put my self to senior or executive level. I'm done with being honest. I will try other industries as well with fake experience.

I will keep faking it till i land a high paying job, the only way to get ahead in this world.

Anyone else done this?
 
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Nah, but good luck.
How’s your Jewish journey going tho?:ogre:
 
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Nah, but good luck.
How’s your Jewish journey going tho?:ogre:

I'm actually so exhausted from this job i havent been able to go to the synagogue, my Rabbi even reccomends i just leave my job

He also said

"Honesty is the best policy, simply gives the lier the supreme advantage"

"In the kingdom of the blind, the one eyed man is king"
 
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I'm actually so exhausted from this job i havent been able to go to the synagogue, my Rabbi even reccomends i just leave my job

He also said

"Honesty is the best policy, simply gives the lier the supreme advantage"

"In the kingdom of the blind, the one eyed man is king"
Bro ain’t repping anymore. It seems like you already adapted the Jewish traits:feelstrash:
 
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why would you ever work? it seems aristotle was right, most people are natural born slaves
 
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Chatgpt has done a lot for me but not too an extent like that
 
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Yes that's what Epstein did
 
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Bro thinks he’s Bernie madoff
 
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80k is good, I’d suggest sticking with it for like 2 more years then geomaxxing to europe
 
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Right now im just on 80k a year, forced to work in the office full time. Treated like an absolute slave they piled on 142 new inusrance claims that i need to process with more on the way because a girl got fired so im doing her work. I also have to commute 2 hours to the office and another 2 back.

Enough of being honest, im going to jack up the experience on my resume and put my self to senior or executive level. I'm done with being honest. I will try other industries as well with fake experience.

I will keep faking it till i land a high paying job, the only way to get ahead in this world.

Anyone else done this?
get a flight to france, throw your passport id everyting in the river, then get on a boat along with other migrants to the uk and you will get free housing and food.
 
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I'm actually so exhausted from this job i havent been able to go to the synagogue, my Rabbi even reccomends i just leave my job

He also said

"Honesty is the best policy, simply gives the lier the supreme advantage"

"In the kingdom of the blind, the one eyed man is king"
lmao imagine being an actual jew in 2024
 
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Bruh, Just what I did to double my salary
 
I'm actually so exhausted from this job i havent been able to go to the synagogue, my Rabbi even reccomends i just leave my job

He also said

"Honesty is the best policy, simply gives the lier the supreme advantage"

"In the kingdom of the blind, the one eyed man is king"
Dajjal astaghfirullah
 
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I'm actually so exhausted from this job i havent been able to go to the synagogue, my Rabbi even reccomends i just leave my job

He also said

"Honesty is the best policy, simply gives the lier the supreme advantage"

"In the kingdom of the blind, the one eyed man is king"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
 

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