Im going to kill an animal

[porn]

For a while I viewed shoplifting as a modern day alternative to traditional hunting and gathering.
I saw many similarities between the two.
Carefulness, tactfulness etc.

But then I had an idea.
Just because people have monopolised all the animals, it doesn't mean that I can't hunt and kill them!

I envisioned my perfect summer activity. Go wild camping. Take a knife, a bucket, some ropes, and some jars.

In my area, there is an abundance of fields, full of sheep.

I plan to slit the throat of one of these sheep into a bucket, then cut them up and store the organs and some meat in the jars.

The problem is, they're heavy as fuck. As heavy as an adult man.

So I will use the ropes to drag them.

I've just got to find a certain field where the farmer wouldn't see me dragging one of the sheep away.

Mogger plan.

Far more equivalent to hunting than shoplifting is.

 

[asdvek]

You'll just get your brains blown out by the shepherd

 

[porn]

You'll just get your brains blown out by the shepherd

That's why picking the correct field is key

 

[4lt.Real]

wtf is this guy killing a sheep for

 

[4lt.Real]

are u retarded

 

[asdvek]

That's why picking the correct field is key

I hope they shoot you btw

 

[porn]

wtf is this guy killing a sheep for

are u retarded

Fucking nigger. You have no clue how much of a fucking nigger you are. You really have no idea.

 

[4lt.Real]

nigga said shoplifting and hunting is the same

 

[porn]

nigga said shoplifting and hunting is the same

80 iq ahh

 

[4lt.Real]

Fucking nigger. You have no clue how much of a fucking nigger you are. You really have no idea.

bro just tell me why ur killing a sheep

 

[robert3]

That's why picking the correct field is key

how will you know its the right field

 

[porn]

bro just tell me why ur killing a sheep

Because hunting is one of the most fulfilling activities a human can do. Plus it'll leave me with 50kg plus of meat.

I would find it fun. Others might not, but that's up to them.

 

[robert3]

bro just tell me why ur killing a sheep

300 dollars of meat free

 

[porn]

how will you know its the right field

Proximity to a house, because then the farmer living there might look out of his window.

Also, closeness to a forest is good. I can drag the sheep in there and not be seen.

 

[Jiaxi]

It’s almost like there’s a reason why it isn’t easy

 

[tweaqo]

For a while I viewed shoplifting as a modern day alternative to traditional hunting and gathering.
I saw many similarities between the two.
Carefulness, tactfulness etc.

But then I had an idea.
Just because people have monopolised all the animals, it doesn't mean that I can't hunt and kill them!

I envisioned my perfect summer activity. Go wild camping. Take a knife, a bucket, some ropes, and some jars.

In my area, there is an abundance of fields, full of sheep.

I plan to slit the throat of one of these sheep into a bucket, then cut them up and store the organs and some meat in the jars.

The problem is, they're heavy as fuck. As heavy as adult man.

So I will use the ropes to drag them.

I've just got to find a certain field where the farmer wouldn't see me dragging one of the sheep away.

Mogger plan.

Far more equivalent to hunting than shoplifting is.

Learn how to do it first so it isn’t messy, not as easy as you’d think

 

[jordanbarrettjaw]

Why not just shoot a deer with a crossbow?

 

[4lt.Real]

Because hunting is one of the most fulfilling activities a human can do. Plus it'll leave me with 50kg plus of meat.

I would find it fun. Others might not, but that's up to them.

A sheep is NOT a wild animal Lil bro. idk what school you go to but they don't teach you that do they?

Just go real hunting or FISHING for fuck sake. killing another man's sheep is not cool.
@asdvek

 

[Andremln]

Also, closeness to a forest is good. I can drag the sheep in there and not be seen.

evil ass nigga

 

[4lt.Real]

fucking retard

 

[porn]

Why not just shoot a deer with a crossbow?

No deer in my area
I don't own a crossbow
I cant shoot a crossbow
I would still need a knife to cut it up. Why not just use a knife in the first place?

 

[jordanbarrettjaw]

No deer in my area
I don't own a crossbow
I cant shoot a crossbow
I would still need a knife to cut it up. Why not just use a knife in the first place?

How do you not have deer in your area? Also a crossbow is easy to shoot.

 

[porn]

A sheep is NOT a wild animal Lil bro. idk what school you go to but they don't teach you that do they?

Just go real hunting or FISHING for fuck sake. killing another man's sheep is not cool.
@asdvek

In what world is it his sheep. Nothing belongs to anyone

The farmer ain't gon let you hit lil nigga

 

[Panzram]

For a while I viewed shoplifting as a modern day alternative to traditional hunting and gathering.
I saw many similarities between the two.
Carefulness, tactfulness etc.

But then I had an idea.
Just because people have monopolised all the animals, it doesn't mean that I can't hunt and kill them!

I envisioned my perfect summer activity. Go wild camping. Take a knife, a bucket, some ropes, and some jars.

In my area, there is an abundance of fields, full of sheep.

I plan to slit the throat of one of these sheep into a bucket, then cut them up and store the organs and some meat in the jars.

The problem is, they're heavy as fuck. As heavy as adult man.

So I will use the ropes to drag them.

I've just got to find a certain field where the farmer wouldn't see me dragging one of the sheep away.

Mogger plan.

Far more equivalent to hunting than shoplifting is.

Lmao you will fail so miserably if you never did that. How will you aproach and stun the animal? Also have you scouted for sheepdogs? The farmers routine? Good luck bud.

 

[4lt.Real]

if stealing and killing sounds fun for you go seek help.

 

[Muttcel foid killer]

For a while I viewed shoplifting as a modern day alternative to traditional hunting and gathering.
I saw many similarities between the two.
Carefulness, tactfulness etc.

But then I had an idea.
Just because people have monopolised all the animals, it doesn't mean that I can't hunt and kill them!

I envisioned my perfect summer activity. Go wild camping. Take a knife, a bucket, some ropes, and some jars.

In my area, there is an abundance of fields, full of sheep.

I plan to slit the throat of one of these sheep into a bucket, then cut them up and store the organs and some meat in the jars.

The problem is, they're heavy as fuck. As heavy as adult man.

So I will use the ropes to drag them.

I've just got to find a certain field where the farmer wouldn't see me dragging one of the sheep away.

Mogger plan.

Far more equivalent to hunting than shoplifting is.

Why not just use a gun

 

[porn]

Why not just use a gun

I'm from the UK

 

[4lt.Real]

In what world is it his sheep. Nothing belongs to anyone

The farmer ain't gon let you hit lil nigga

are you jewish nigga? or black?

 

[porn]

are you jewish nigga? or black?

I'm somali Chinese Arabic Turkish Korean balkan Indian Pakistani.

 

[zulca]

For a while I viewed shoplifting as a modern day alternative to traditional hunting and gathering.
I saw many similarities between the two.
Carefulness, tactfulness etc.

But then I had an idea.
Just because people have monopolised all the animals, it doesn't mean that I can't hunt and kill them!

I envisioned my perfect summer activity. Go wild camping. Take a knife, a bucket, some ropes, and some jars.

In my area, there is an abundance of fields, full of sheep.

I plan to slit the throat of one of these sheep into a bucket, then cut them up and store the organs and some meat in the jars.

The problem is, they're heavy as fuck. As heavy as an adult man.

So I will use the ropes to drag them.

I've just got to find a certain field where the farmer wouldn't see me dragging one of the sheep away.

Mogger plan.

Far more equivalent to hunting than shoplifting is.

ur gonna get caught

 

[porn]

ur gonna get caught

No I'm fucking not. Everyone seems to think that.

I'm far too high iq for that shit.

I'll post the corpse on here when I do it and tag all my haters.

 

[Panzram]

No I'm fucking not. Everyone seems to think that.

I'm far too high iq for that shit.

I'll post the corpse on here when I do it and tag all my haters.

Tag me when you get out of jail.

 

[Panzram]

No I'm fucking not. Everyone seems to think that.

I'm far too high iq for that shit.

I'll post the corpse on here when I do it and tag all my haters.

Walk me through your master plan. You see sheeps on a field and do what?

 

[1nonlymogs]

For a while I viewed shoplifting as a modern day alternative to traditional hunting and gathering.
I saw many similarities between the two.
Carefulness, tactfulness etc.

But then I had an idea.
Just because people have monopolised all the animals, it doesn't mean that I can't hunt and kill them!

I envisioned my perfect summer activity. Go wild camping. Take a knife, a bucket, some ropes, and some jars.

In my area, there is an abundance of fields, full of sheep.

I plan to slit the throat of one of these sheep into a bucket, then cut them up and store the organs and some meat in the jars.

The problem is, they're heavy as fuck. As heavy as an adult man.

So I will use the ropes to drag them.

I've just got to find a certain field where the farmer wouldn't see me dragging one of the sheep away.

Mogger plan.

Far more equivalent to hunting than shoplifting is.

fucking killing some poor shepards sheep isnt hunting faggot go and shoot a deer in the forest

 

[porn]

Walk me through your master plan. You see sheeps on a field and do what?

Bear in mind, none of this is taking place until summer. June or July maybe.

This will require some plotting. But it's def possible.

There are a  shitload of sheep fields in my county. Countless. Lots of them secluded.

Idk why people on here are so doubtful.

 

[4lt.Real]

No I'm fucking not. Everyone seems to think that.

I'm far too high iq for that shit.

I'll post the corpse on here when I do it and tag all my haters.

Buddy your not high IQ if you wanna steal and kill a sheep
ts pmo

 

[Panzram]

Bear in mind, none of this is taking place until summer. June or July maybe.

This will require some plotting. But it's def possible.

There are a  shitload of sheep fields in my county. Countless. Lots of them secluded.

Idk why people on here are so doubtful.

It depends on your expertise handling sheep and slaughter and the knowledge of your local terrain. I just doubt some kid rotting on this forum knows fuck all about herding sheep and slaughtering them. Let alone stealing them and getting away with it. It is possible but requiers knowledge. As a matter of fact if you can aproach a sheep you can just put in on your shoulders and carry it away.

 

[ShapeShifterMax]

Bear in mind, none of this is taking place until summer. June or July maybe.

This will require some plotting. But it's def possible.

There are a  shitload of sheep fields in my county. Countless. Lots of them secluded.

Idk why people on here are so doubtful.

saar is eating 30 eggs a day safe ?

 

[porn]

saar is eating 30 eggs a day safe ?

No. They have lots of cholesterol. We all know cholesterol is bad for you. It will give you heart disease!

 

[Youㅤ]

niggas call a human (carnivore) evil for hunting (natural mode of feeding), jfl better to give shekel to eat animals living in cages

 

[ShapeShifterMax]

No. They have lots of cholesterol. We all know cholesterol is bad for you. It will give you heart disease!

so 5 a day saar ?

 

[porn]

so 5 a day saar ?

I was joking. Eat as many as possible.

niggas call a human (carnivore) evil for hunting (natural mode of feeding), jfl better to give shekel to eat animals living in cages

Muh killing animals is bad!
Just pay somebody who kills them!

 

[Youㅤ]

I was joking. Eat as many as possible.

Muh killing animals is bad!
Just pay somebody who kills them!

i was intuitive enough to know as a kid that humanity should hunt for food despite my parents being antihunting

 

[Muttcel foid killer]

I'm from the UK

Over as fuck

 

[Sovvton]

wtf is this guy killing a sheep for

larp