I'm going to meet my Online Long Distance Girlfriend Soon

[Shahnameh]

Sorry Incels but i will have a girlfriend now, for REAL.

 

[snowbunnypolice]

Watch it be a chris tran troon

 

[Shahnameh]

Watch it be a chris tran troon

I'm just hoping she isn't a Mossad Agent honey Trap

 

[The Homelander]

It’s me!
I have been your long distance girlfriend this whole time
Surprise!!!
See you on sunday

 

[LKSMAXPerson]

this better be you

 

[snowbunnypolice]

I'm just hoping she isn't a Mossad Agent honey Trap

Glowies after you

 

[Cyrus]

whats your face rating to be slaying like that?

 

[Mosh12]

Chad tbh

 

[Shahnameh]

whats your face rating to be slaying like that?

Here's me

What would u rate

 

[Cyrus]

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Here's me

What would u rate

i asked you a couple times why wont u tell me

 

[qazw]

Sorry Incels but i will have a girlfriend now, for REAL.

Do it but break up with her after you go back home unless you can visit her again regularly.

Long distance relationships are the most pathetic and pointless experience. Once you’ve got used to intimacy, you’ll both just be blueballed the whole time you’re not together and it won’t get better. Additionally, she might end up cheating to scratch the itch.

Where does she live and how long have you been talking?

 

[Shahnameh]

i asked you a couple times why wont u tell me

I guess above average but high body fat

Do it but break up with her after you go back home unless you can visit her again regularly.

Long distance relationships are the most pathetic and pointless experience. Once you’ve got used to intimacy, you’ll both just be blueballed the whole time you’re not together and it won’t get better. Additionally, she might end up cheating to scratch the itch.

Where does she live and how long have you been talking?

So she lived on the other side of the planet and ove been chatting for well over a year now

 

[Cyrus]

I guess above average but high body fat

its literally 3 letters
htn?

 

[Mosh12]

its literally 3 letters
htn?

Leave him alone curry

 

[Shahnameh]

its literally 3 letters
htn?

Yes HTN, definitely not a chad level especially with my 25%+ body fat level

 

[Cyrus]

Yes HTN, definitely not a chad level especially with my 25%+ body fat level

holy mog
htn and 25%+ is goddamn good

describe your face

 

[JeanneDArcAlter]

He

holy mog
htn and 25%+ is goddamn good

describe your face

Is 5 3

 

[Cyrus]

He

Is 5 3

hes 5'10 but still it baffles me how much he slays at 5'10

 

[Richard Spencer]

nigga will be mugged

 

[Shahnameh]

hes 5'10 but still it baffles me how much he slays at 5'10

The average height in Australia is 5'8 don't believe the lies about "chadstralia"

 

[ruslannn2228]

Sorry Incels but i will have a girlfriend now, for REAL.

Is she cute

 

[我需要阴部]

The average height in Australia is 5'8 don't believe the lies about "chadstralia"

Half of them are over weight and are over the age of 30. Occasionally there's a young wog or immigrant tradie that is an actual Chad

 

[Varicella]

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Here's me

What would u rate

Benjeet Shaahpiru

 

[tombradylover]

Same unironically mine is in Poland

 

[ZyzzEnthusiast]

Get ready to meet a 6'5 Stacy moneymaxxed bro

 

[The Grinch]

So she lived on the other side of the planet and ove been chatting for well over a year now

Doesn’t this sound sus or strange to you at all?

 

[Shahnameh]

Doesn’t this sound sus or strange to you at all?

Sorry Old man but this is a modern relationship

Passport bro's and Sex Tourism are now mainstream