I’m going to start larping as 5’9 while wearing lifts

[whitebitchslayer]

So as some of you know, I am slightly below 6’ is to 6’ somewhere in that range wtv

But I have decided that along with wearing lifts from half an inch to 1 inch depending on the shoe I will purposely lie about my height all the way down to 5’9 or 5’10 when meeting people in person for the first time. (Even tho I will be 6’1-6’2 with shoes/lifts) This will result in a few possible scenarios.

A. They believe me and immediately assume everyone else is shorter or lying.

B. They know I’m bullshitting and think I’m joking.

C. They know I’m bullshitting and ask me what it really is. (I will change my answer to 6’3)

D. A tall girl suddenly becomes miles more insecure

in situation A, I increase my relative standing by lowering the value of the men around me because I am comparatively taller or similar height and make them look like they are lying.

In situation b and c they think I’m funny while also perceiving me as tall

In situation d I am putting a foid in her place and bettering the world

 

[averagenormie]

What a nice guy

 

[Clark]

in situation A, I increase my relative standing by lowering the value of the men around me because I am comparatively taller or similar height and make them look like they are lying.

 

[whitebitchslayer]

What a nice guy

Have to do what I have to do. It’s a competitive world

 

[averagenormie]

Have to do what I have to do. It’s a competitive world

Appreciate the effort

 

[panjeet currycel]

use 2x4s under ur sox

 

[Bugmaxxed]

What everyday scenarios results in you saying your height

 

[whitebitchslayer]

What everyday scenarios results in you saying your height

Idk I’ve been asked plenty

 

[JustASchizophrenGuy]

Dang this is evil, as a 5'9 and 3/4" guy I've been thinking for 5 minutes abt what I would do in a situation where everyones height is asked and I'm standing next to you and u lie abt being 5'9 while next to me. I found no good response, but I would secretely start hating you tho.

 

[whitebitchslayer]

Dang this is evil, as a 5'9 and 3/4" guy I've been thinking for 5 minutes abt what I would do in a situation where everyones height is asked and I'm standing next to you and u lie abt being 5'9 while next to me. I found no good response, but I would secretely start hating you tho.

Yea any guy I do that to would 100% hate me