whitebitchslayer
better luck next time
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So as some of you know, I am slightly below 6’ is to 6’ somewhere in that range wtv
But I have decided that along with wearing lifts from half an inch to 1 inch depending on the shoe I will purposely lie about my height all the way down to 5’9 or 5’10 when meeting people in person for the first time. (Even tho I will be 6’1-6’2 with shoes/lifts) This will result in a few possible scenarios.
A. They believe me and immediately assume everyone else is shorter or lying.
B. They know I’m bullshitting and think I’m joking.
C. They know I’m bullshitting and ask me what it really is. (I will change my answer to 6’3)
D. A tall girl suddenly becomes miles more insecure
in situation A, I increase my relative standing by lowering the value of the men around me because I am comparatively taller or similar height and make them look like they are lying.
In situation b and c they think I’m funny while also perceiving me as tall
In situation d I am putting a foid in her place and bettering the world
But I have decided that along with wearing lifts from half an inch to 1 inch depending on the shoe I will purposely lie about my height all the way down to 5’9 or 5’10 when meeting people in person for the first time. (Even tho I will be 6’1-6’2 with shoes/lifts) This will result in a few possible scenarios.
A. They believe me and immediately assume everyone else is shorter or lying.
B. They know I’m bullshitting and think I’m joking.
C. They know I’m bullshitting and ask me what it really is. (I will change my answer to 6’3)
D. A tall girl suddenly becomes miles more insecure
in situation A, I increase my relative standing by lowering the value of the men around me because I am comparatively taller or similar height and make them look like they are lying.
In situation b and c they think I’m funny while also perceiving me as tall
In situation d I am putting a foid in her place and bettering the world
