I'm going to the Synagogue tomorrow to begin my Conversion to Judaism

[Shahnameh]

when i emailed the Synagogue they reccomended i attend the Intro to Judaism class tomorrow, and if I wanted i could have an interview with the rabbi about my intentions. They mentioned it takes 1 to 2 years of studying to convert and at the end 3 rabbis will approve of my conversion.

 

[5aesar]

Give me a billion dollars

 

[Lefty Rankin]

What's the point of it?

 

[Shahnameh]

What's the point of it?

I'm joining the winning side, cant beat them so I'll just join them.

Give me a billion dollars

A billion Zimbabwe dollars

 

[vrilmaxxer]

 

[FaceandBBC]

Same I need a Jewish wife and Jew drip asap

 

[ihatereddit]

based ngl
jews won, thats the truth

 

[truthhurts]

Are your parents aware of this

 

[deadstock]

Is ur mom jewish?

 

[klip11]

when i emailed the Synagogue they reccomended i attend the Intro to Judaism class tomorrow, and if I wanted i could have an interview with the rabbi about my intentions. They mentioned it takes 1 to 2 years of studying to convert and at the end 3 rabbis will approve of my conversion.

@cromagnon is also a rabbi

 

[cromagnon]

What station are they giving you? I got assigned to BBC hypnogooning propaganda.

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

im 1/4 jew i approve of you bby

 

[Shahnameh]

Are your parents aware of this

Is ur mom jewish?

No to both, but islam is a Jewish spin off religion anyways

What station are they giving you? I got assigned to BBC hypnogooning propaganda.

They want me to promote the Raw GoySlop Diet

 

[deadstock]

No to both

U'll never be accepted as jew then

 

[TechnoBoss]

Very good. Don't tell the goyim what we are working on. If anyone asks, you call them antisemitic and say they're crazy.

 

[Shahnameh]

U'll never be accepted as jew then

Nothing is impossible, my wife will be Jewish too

Very good. Don't tell the goyim what we are working on. If anyone asks, you call them antisemitic and say they're crazy.

The goyim mean nothing to me now

 

[Swarthy Knight]

I'm joining the winning side, cant beat them so I'll just join them.

 

[WanderingBurro]

What's your ethnicity/pheno.

Nothing is impossible, my wife will be Jewish too



The goyim mean nothing to me now

Baruch hashem, your children will at least be Jewish.

 

[chadcel;]

Good goy

Will you have to get a circumcision?

 

[Funnyunenjoyer1]

if anyone steals the org, we know who to blame for

when i emailed the Synagogue they reccomended i attend the Intro to Judaism class tomorrow, and if I wanted i could have an interview with the rabbi about my intentions. They mentioned it takes 1 to 2 years of studying to convert and at the end 3 rabbis will approve of my conversion.

 

[Shahnameh]

Good goy

Will you have to get a circumcision?

Already taken care of my Fellow Jew

 

[Ghoulish]

 

[rory4579]

Having 3 rabbis agreeing to approve of your conversion tells you everyting u need to know about judaism

Rabbis playing God bro

Jesus christ is lord bro

He preached to gentiles,everyone no matter how deep u are u are still worthy in the eyes of God

 

[Shahnameh]

Having 3 rabbis agreeing to approve of your conversion tells you everyting u need to know about judaism

Rabbis playing God bro

Jesus christ is lord bro

He preached to gentiles,everyone no matter how deep u are u are still worthy in the eyes of God

Jesus was Jewish, early christians were Jewish

 

[rory4579]

Jesus was Jewish, early christians were Jewish

I know

He is the messiah