I'm gonna be completely honest in my job interview

[optimisticzoomer]

I was gonna cancel but fuck it, I need the practice.

I don't really want the job, and I hate the pretentious, obviously bullshit typical interview answers, so I'm just gonna be honest. Not too far, but just not looking desperate for the job, and make it clear I'm not playing the fake interview game

Should be interesting

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Also when they ask if I have any questions, I might just ask them some of the same questions they asked me

 

[MA_ascender]

Aight

 

[wollet2]

tell them to go suck niggers cock fuck them fucking faggots just quit

 

[optimisticzoomer]

tell them to go suck niggers cock fuck them fucking faggots just quit

Nah I gotta at least pretend I'm being somewhat serious, but just answer bluntly and without bullshit. I wanna try sneaking in words like "splendid" and "spectacular" to subtly take the piss

Aight

Welcome to my diary

 

[crushing sluts@100%]

I think job interviews are kinda stupid

The whole thing is set up to have wrong and right answers and it's a game, which I think is retarded cause what it really should be for is a sort of induction to the job

Normies set up these stupid social traditions that basically is really a test to gauge your professional neurotypical fuckoffery instead of just seeing how good you are at the actual job

 

[optimisticzoomer]

I think job interviews are kinda stupid

The whole thing is set up to have wrong and right answers and it's a game, which I think is retarded cause what it really should be for is a sort of induction to the job

Normies set up these stupid social traditions that basically is really a test to gauge your professional neurotypical fuckoffery instead of just seeing how good you are at the actual job

Especially panel interviews or more than one person present. This one is manager and recruiter. The job is basic shit

 

[romanstock]

They made me pour the water and then watched to see if my hand shook from nerves.

 

[zurzolo]

Good luck mate

 

[optimisticzoomer]

They made me pour the water and then watched to see if my hand shook from nerves.

I was nervous thinking about this interview when I was planning on putting up a performance like a suck up normie, but now that I'm basically just gonna be blunt and kind of take the piss idrc

 

[FascisstChad]

No, just lie. Tell them what they want to hear, lightly smile and repeat buzzwords. You want to appear like an npc slave.

 

[Gonthar]

I was gonna cancel but fuck it, I need the practice.

I don't really want the job, and I hate the pretentious, obviously bullshit typical interview answers, so I'm just gonna be honest. Not too far, but just not looking desperate for the job, and make it clear I'm not playing the fake interview game

Should be interesting

Like in that Seinfeld episode when George decides to do the opposite and is hired at the Yankees, even though he criticizes his future boss straight to his face?

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Like in that Seinfeld episode when George decides to do the opposite and is hired at the Yankees, even though he criticizes his future boss straight to his face?

 

[optimisticzoomer]

No, just lie. Tell them what they want to hear, lightly smile and repeat buzzwords. You want to appear like an npc slave.

Absolutely not. I'd rather appear insane than like an npc

 

[MaghrebGator]

If they didn't have any other options they wouldn't make job interviews you dumb freak.

You speak as if you were Michael Jordan during free agency or something.

 

[sub5outsider]

if they are desperate they will hire no matter what you say

 

[crushing sluts@100%]

Especially panel interviews or more than one person present. This one is manager and recruiter. The job is basic shit

Is your interview going to be a panel interview

 

[optimisticzoomer]

If they didn't have any other options they wouldn't make job interviews you dumb freak.

You speak as if you were Michael Jordan during free agency or something.

You missed the part where I don't care about the job
It's listed as days and nights, which is terrible. At least if I'm honest and they still give me it I'd be more likely to take it out of respect

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Is your interview going to be a panel interview

It's the manager and a recruiter. Although I'm not sure what the point in the recruiter is

 

[MaghrebGator]

You missed the part where I don't care about the job
It's listed as days and nights, which is terrible. At least if I'm honest and they still give me it I'd be more likely to take it out of respect

I know you don't care, otherwise you would be trying like a slave to do the best you can.

They have other options, probably older people with a family and needs, people who are motivated. It's a recipe for disaster. People whose work is to hire hate disengaged people because they are going to f' their name and reputation also if they hire the wrong person, someone who might change jobs quick or who doesn't put effort.

 

[optimisticzoomer]

I know you don't care, otherwise you would be trying like a slave to do the best you can.

They have other options, probably older people with a family and needs, people who are motivated. It's a recipe for disaster. People whose work is to hire hate disengaged people because they are going to f' their name and reputation also if they hire the wrong person, someone who might change jobs quick or who doesn't put effort.

I'm not sure what you're saying. You're telling me to not go? I need the practice, usually I'm socially awkward, so I wanna go and be myself in a low stakes environment