I'm gonna be completely honest in my job interview

optimisticzoomer

optimisticzoomer

Salutations my children
Joined
May 24, 2020
Posts
12,537
Reputation
17,308
I was gonna cancel but fuck it, I need the practice.

I don't really want the job, and I hate the pretentious, obviously bullshit typical interview answers, so I'm just gonna be honest. Not too far, but just not looking desperate for the job, and make it clear I'm not playing the fake interview game

Should be interesting
 
  • +1
  • JFL
Reactions: Debetro, FascisstChad, Gonthar and 2 others
Also when they ask if I have any questions, I might just ask them some of the same questions they asked me
 
  • +1
  • JFL
  • Woah
Reactions: fukmylyf, Debetro, oily703 and 2 others
tell them to go suck niggers cock fuck them fucking faggots just quit
 
  • +1
Reactions: FascisstChad
tell them to go suck niggers cock fuck them fucking faggots just quit
Nah I gotta at least pretend I'm being somewhat serious, but just answer bluntly and without bullshit. I wanna try sneaking in words like "splendid" and "spectacular" to subtly take the piss
Welcome to my diary
 
I think job interviews are kinda stupid

The whole thing is set up to have wrong and right answers and it's a game, which I think is retarded cause what it really should be for is a sort of induction to the job

Normies set up these stupid social traditions that basically is really a test to gauge your professional neurotypical fuckoffery instead of just seeing how good you are at the actual job
 
  • +1
Reactions: optimisticzoomer
I think job interviews are kinda stupid

The whole thing is set up to have wrong and right answers and it's a game, which I think is retarded cause what it really should be for is a sort of induction to the job

Normies set up these stupid social traditions that basically is really a test to gauge your professional neurotypical fuckoffery instead of just seeing how good you are at the actual job
Especially panel interviews or more than one person present. This one is manager and recruiter. The job is basic shit
 
  • +1
Reactions: crushing sluts@100%
They made me pour the water and then watched to see if my hand shook from nerves.
 
  • JFL
Reactions: fukmylyf, nofap and optimisticzoomer
Good luck mate
 
  • +1
Reactions: optimisticzoomer
They made me pour the water and then watched to see if my hand shook from nerves.
I was nervous thinking about this interview when I was planning on putting up a performance like a suck up normie, but now that I'm basically just gonna be blunt and kind of take the piss idrc
 
No, just lie. Tell them what they want to hear, lightly smile and repeat buzzwords. You want to appear like an npc slave.
 
  • JFL
Reactions: optimisticzoomer
I was gonna cancel but fuck it, I need the practice.

I don't really want the job, and I hate the pretentious, obviously bullshit typical interview answers, so I'm just gonna be honest. Not too far, but just not looking desperate for the job, and make it clear I'm not playing the fake interview game

Should be interesting
Like in that Seinfeld episode when George decides to do the opposite and is hired at the Yankees, even though he criticizes his future boss straight to his face?
 
  • Woah
Reactions: optimisticzoomer
Like in that Seinfeld episode when George decides to do the opposite and is hired at the Yankees, even though he criticizes his future boss straight to his face?

 
  • JFL
Reactions: Gonthar
No, just lie. Tell them what they want to hear, lightly smile and repeat buzzwords. You want to appear like an npc slave.
Absolutely not. I'd rather appear insane than like an npc
 
  • JFL
Reactions: FascisstChad
If they didn't have any other options they wouldn't make job interviews you dumb freak.

You speak as if you were Michael Jordan during free agency or something.
 
  • +1
Reactions: FascisstChad
if they are desperate they will hire no matter what you say
 
  • JFL
Reactions: FascisstChad
If they didn't have any other options they wouldn't make job interviews you dumb freak.

You speak as if you were Michael Jordan during free agency or something.
You missed the part where I don't care about the job
It's listed as days and nights, which is terrible. At least if I'm honest and they still give me it I'd be more likely to take it out of respect
 
You missed the part where I don't care about the job
It's listed as days and nights, which is terrible. At least if I'm honest and they still give me it I'd be more likely to take it out of respect
I know you don't care, otherwise you would be trying like a slave to do the best you can.

They have other options, probably older people with a family and needs, people who are motivated. It's a recipe for disaster. People whose work is to hire hate disengaged people because they are going to f' their name and reputation also if they hire the wrong person, someone who might change jobs quick or who doesn't put effort.
 
I know you don't care, otherwise you would be trying like a slave to do the best you can.

They have other options, probably older people with a family and needs, people who are motivated. It's a recipe for disaster. People whose work is to hire hate disengaged people because they are going to f' their name and reputation also if they hire the wrong person, someone who might change jobs quick or who doesn't put effort.
I'm not sure what you're saying. You're telling me to not go? I need the practice, usually I'm socially awkward, so I wanna go and be myself in a low stakes environment
 

Similar threads

ElySioNs
Replies
23
Views
1K
Clown Show
Clown Show
fluoride1337
Replies
6
Views
400
autistic_tendencies
autistic_tendencies
WishIwasChico
Replies
38
Views
881
crushing sluts@100%
crushing sluts@100%

Users who are viewing this thread

Back
Top