I'm gonna be so schizo once I buy a house

[User28823]

- Cameras monitoring every square inch INSIDE and OUTSIDE with motion detection and night vision
- Reinforced doors that will be locked 99% of the time
- Bullet proof walls and windows
- 24/7/365 aerial drone monitoring my perimeter and capable of dropping grenades
- Safe rooms
- Electric fences
- Lethal defense dogs
- Radius surrounded by motion activated sprinklers infused with butyric acid so intruders would leave a easily identifiable stench to law enforcement officers
- Robotic autonomous dogs with suicide vests attached to them
- State of the art alarm system tripped off by lasers
- Thermal imaging cameras
- Arsenal inside

Am I missing anything else?

 

[paveldurovreal]

Where is this house going to be located

 

[User28823]

Where is this house going to be located

somewhere with plentiful land, but not too far from society

 

[Deleted member 91545]

Like your broke ass will afford all this

 

[User28823]

Like your broke ass will afford all this

oh right... i forgot im on an incel forum full of neet niggers who never accomplished anything so much as attain a college degree

yeah time to level up buddy i money mog ur entire lineage to mumbai and back

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Even I'm pretty autistic about these things.

 

[paveldurovreal]

chad sleeps with his front door open

 

[Clavicular]

Mirin OP but that shit is expensive, I already tried similar shit but just settled for armaments' all around the house

 

[Jason Voorhees]

chad sleeps with his front door open

And gets shot by his mexican immigrant neighbour over oweing him pesos and a tequila

 

[Deleted member 83386]

Just move to the superior continent and you wont need all that

 

[gooner23]

wtf yall defending your house from is it gonna be locatedin low income housing

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Mirin OP but that shit is expensive, I already tried similar shit but just settled for armaments' all around the house

Tbh a few guard dogs are more than enough of a detterance for most robbers. They want something that's straightforward and easy not a money heist tier mission all to find pictures of your pedo adventures in thr closet

 

[User28823]

wtf yall defending your house from is it gonna be locatedin low income housing

blacks.
they always find a way

 

[Clavicular]

Tbh a few guard dogs are more than enough of a detterance for most robbers. They want something that's straightforward and easy not a money heist tier mission all to find pictures of your pedo adventures in thr closet

Bro thinks I am a libtard clearly, gaurd dogs would be like a trail of candy corns inviting them in compared to what I have

 

[gooner23]

blacks.
they always find a way

just find a neighborhood with a bunch of old people honestly, people come to my house trying to give me shit for no reason reverse robbing me and things of that nature

 

[User28823]

just find a neighborhood with a bunch of old people honestly, people come to my house trying to give me shit for no reason reverse robbing me and things of that nature

i already live in a similar neighborhood, but I've had some very strange encounters with neighbors

 

[toji.]

- Cameras monitoring every square inch INSIDE and OUTSIDE with motion detection and night vision
- Reinforced doors that will be locked 99% of the time
- Bullet proof walls and windows
- 24/7/365 aerial drone monitoring my perimeter and capable of dropping grenades
- Safe rooms
- Electric fences
- Lethal defense dogs
- Radius surrounded by motion activated sprinklers infused with butyric acid so intruders would leave a easily identifiable stench to law enforcement officers
- Robotic autonomous dogs with suicide vests attached to them
- State of the art alarm system tripped off by lasers
- Thermal imaging cameras
- Arsenal inside

Am I missing anything else?

Maybe a false facade of your house that explodes at first contact. Living in a bunker beneath the fake house and creating a system of caves.

 

[gooner23]

i already live in a similar neighborhood, but I've had some very strange encounters with neighbors

damn i mean supposedly my city is like one of the whitest possible but im pretty most south western elderly cities are like that

 

[User28823]

damn i mean supposedly my city is like one of the whitest possible but im pretty most south western elderly cities are like that

idk how ppl casually sleep in their homes alone with doors open and unlocked, i go on full lock down in case ramirez is lurking

 

[gooner23]

idk how ppl casually sleep in their homes alone with doors open and unlocked, i go on full lock down in case ramirez is lurking

aight i think bro is in the projects or the nootropics are speaking to you

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Bro thinks I am a libtard clearly, gaurd dogs would be like a trail of candy corns inviting them in compared to what I have

I remember reading some stats online. Apparently homes that have large dog on guard are 60% or something less likely to get robbed. Just get two Doggo Argentinos to rip apart thr robbers theory.

 

[User28823]

aight i think bro is in the projects or the nootropics are speaking to you

i dont trust anyone

 

[Deleted member 91545]

oh right... i forgot im on an incel forum full of neet niggers who never accomplished anything so much as attain a college degree

yeah time to level up buddy i money mog ur entire lineage to mumbai and back

You better buy all that shit bud… theres no escaping me

 

[Donkeyballs]

 

[Duluth]

- Cameras monitoring every square inch INSIDE and OUTSIDE with motion detection and night vision
- Reinforced doors that will be locked 99% of the time
- Bullet proof walls and windows
- 24/7/365 aerial drone monitoring my perimeter and capable of dropping grenades
- Safe rooms
- Electric fences
- Lethal defense dogs
- Radius surrounded by motion activated sprinklers infused with butyric acid so intruders would leave a easily identifiable stench to law enforcement officers
- Robotic autonomous dogs with suicide vests attached to them
- State of the art alarm system tripped off by lasers
- Thermal imaging cameras
- Arsenal inside

Am I missing anything else?

Facts I’m going to do the same gotta stay safe from Jews

 

[rand anon]

Man’s living in chiraq

 

[Imretarded?]

Or just live in a country with low crime

 

[edodalic29]

All you need realistically is a killer dog , a gun and maybe a few cameras .

 

[piec]

Or just live in a country with low crime

mirin op tbh but rural poland or shit like that i basically can leave every door and window open for a week in a giant house and nothing will happen. brutal no niggers in the living area pill