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Zyzz brah
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backstory: One of my friends jokingly said to a teacher that im on steroids (3 months ago) when the topic in biology was hormones, and i searched up 'nigga' on the school computers
I got into his office for him to check a daily class report since im 'ill behaved' and after he signed it he pulled out a note which i thought was for ding dong ditching yesterday but turns out it was because of the schmuck telling my teacher im on steroids so AHHH oh well, i ofc fucking told him im not on steroids cuz im not a mug and then he asked me what supplements i take and i said:
taurine
creatine
vitamin d
and this nigga fucking searched up "creatine age limit" with me in the room and then said "if i was you then i would stop it cuz it could have really bad side effects such as stunted growth, liver and kidney damage and hair loss and acne and with a degree in sports science i would never let my kids take creatine until they are 18"
and then i told him "ahh ig its too late sir ive already had 3 hair transplants and 6 kidney and liver donations and also on 1 gram of accutane a day and thats only on a picogram a day but ig its too late" nigga gave me death stare and i looked back at him with a shocked face jfl, he just shook his head and sighed what a cuck.
he then brough up me typing nigga into the search bar on a computer and jfl he fully said nigga infront of me, mustve been a huge relief for him jfl jfl jfl,
he said hes fucking refering me to a indian high position teacher like jfl nigga has to just make it worse for me but idc
i bet he was that typa guy while his friends were going gym and getting huge he was revising for a test just to end up in a school earning minimum wage with everyone hating him and missing out on the fun of being young.
@ey88 @itzyaboyJJ @meathead @sportsmogger @Underdog9494
I got into his office for him to check a daily class report since im 'ill behaved' and after he signed it he pulled out a note which i thought was for ding dong ditching yesterday but turns out it was because of the schmuck telling my teacher im on steroids so AHHH oh well, i ofc fucking told him im not on steroids cuz im not a mug and then he asked me what supplements i take and i said:
taurine
creatine
vitamin d
and this nigga fucking searched up "creatine age limit" with me in the room and then said "if i was you then i would stop it cuz it could have really bad side effects such as stunted growth, liver and kidney damage and hair loss and acne and with a degree in sports science i would never let my kids take creatine until they are 18"
and then i told him "ahh ig its too late sir ive already had 3 hair transplants and 6 kidney and liver donations and also on 1 gram of accutane a day and thats only on a picogram a day but ig its too late" nigga gave me death stare and i looked back at him with a shocked face jfl, he just shook his head and sighed what a cuck.
he then brough up me typing nigga into the search bar on a computer and jfl he fully said nigga infront of me, mustve been a huge relief for him jfl jfl jfl,
he said hes fucking refering me to a indian high position teacher like jfl nigga has to just make it worse for me but idc
i bet he was that typa guy while his friends were going gym and getting huge he was revising for a test just to end up in a school earning minimum wage with everyone hating him and missing out on the fun of being young.
@ey88 @itzyaboyJJ @meathead @sportsmogger @Underdog9494
