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wishIwasSalludon

wishIwasSalludon

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Idgaf
 
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make sure to wear a condom, unless you really dont give a fuck
 
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and dont get stabbed to death
 
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Imagine paying for rusty saggy run down pussy
 
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I don’t want pussy. I want to be loved :cry:



Also SEND THE FUCKING RULE 34
 
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Imagine paying for rusty saggy run down pussy
Most men will end up an oofy doofy married to some old mtb who settled after getting blown out by chads in her 20s

Who cares bro
 
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imost men will end up an oofy doofy married to some old mtb who settled after getting blown out by chads in her 20s

Who cares bro
You ain’t lying but at least if you going to escortmax she has to be htb or Stacy
 
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At least pick a hot chick. I've seen so many escort threads with pictures of some ugly, fat girl.
 
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At least pick a hot chick. I've seen so many escort threads with pictures of some ugly, fat girl.
yea that’s the plan

Since im neet and live with my parents rn I dont have to worry abt expenses and shit

I’m just gonna go on Eros.com and pick one of those high quality escorts and meet her at a hotel or some shit
 
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yea that’s the plan

Since im neet and live with my parents rn I dont have to worry abt expenses and shit

I’m just gonna go on Eros.com and pick one of those high quality escorts and meet her at a hotel or some shit
Is this your first time ever? Or do you just want to try escorts?
 
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No better way to lose than with a stacylite:feelsokman:
I don’t expect to lose my virginity the “normal” way any time soon

and I don’t care about “muh first time gotta special and sheit!”
 
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I don’t expect to lose my virginity the “normal” way any time soon

and I don’t care about “muh first time gotta special and sheit!”
I did lose it this way too, jfl.

It helped remove the nerves when it was the "real" deal for me.

So yeah, worth it.
 
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dont get kidnapped or robbed
 
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what country if i may ask
 
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