i’m gonna kill myself because of tsa

[HundredManSlayer]

i’m going to orlando as i’ve said before and im in line to get my bag checked

as im walking along with my mom some random tsa lady says “13 and under?” directed to me

i say “what the hell” under my voice and just stare at her in disbelief

that probably knocked my confidence down about 7 goddamn pegs, because i’m already wearing fucking elevator shoes

how the actual fuck do you think i’m 13 years old or younger what the actual fuck man i’m so goddamn pissed

and then they took my bag and confiscated my fucking sea salt spray and my parents just said throw it away, like fuck you guys that was 20 bucks and i need that

then when im waiting for my bag some fucking black guy hits on my mom and calls her a beautiful woman in front of my fucking dad

i can’t fucking do this shit this is why i don’t go outside. if you ever ask why i ldar, this is exactly fucking why. and this hour two of day one, i can’t bro. i’m dying my hair and hopping on roids when i get back

@Anamnesis @xzylecrey @Heretic @AustrianMogger

 

[AustrianMogger]

i’m going to orlando as i’ve said before and im in line to get my bag checked

as im walking along with my mom some random tsa lady says “13 and under?” directed to me

i say “what the hell” under my voice and just stare at her in disbelief

that probably knocked my confidence down about 7 goddamn pegs, because i’m already wearing fucking elevator shoes

how the actual fuck do you think i’m 13 years old or younger what the actual fuck man i’m so goddamn pissed

and then they took my bag and confiscated my fucking sea salt spray and my parents just said throw it away, like fuck you guys that was 20 bucks and i need that

then when im waiting for my bag some fucking black guy hits on my mom and calls her a beautiful woman in front of my fucking dad

i can’t fucking do this shit this is why i don’t go outside. if you ever ask why i ldar, this is exactly fucking why. and this hour two of day one, i can’t bro. i’m dying my hair and hopping on roids when i get back

@Anamnesis @xzylecrey @Heretic @AustrianMogger

jfl

 

[HundredManSlayer]

jfl

i can’t bro

i need fucking money for ll

 

[xzylecrey]

i’m going to orlando as i’ve said before and im in line to get my bag checked

as im walking along with my mom some random tsa lady says “13 and under?” directed to me

i say “what the hell” under my voice and just stare at her in disbelief

that probably knocked my confidence down about 7 goddamn pegs, because i’m already wearing fucking elevator shoes

how the actual fuck do you think i’m 13 years old or younger what the actual fuck man i’m so goddamn pissed

and then they took my bag and confiscated my fucking sea salt spray and my parents just said throw it away, like fuck you guys that was 20 bucks and i need that

then when im waiting for my bag some fucking black guy hits on my mom and calls her a beautiful woman in front of my fucking dad

i can’t fucking do this shit this is why i don’t go outside. if you ever ask why i ldar, this is exactly fucking why. and this hour two of day one, i can’t bro. i’m dying my hair and hopping on roids when i get back

@Anamnesis @xzylecrey @Heretic @AustrianMogger

Pure ropefuel sorry bro

 

[iblameocclusalcant]

i’m going to orlando as i’ve said before and im in line to get my bag checked

as im walking along with my mom some random tsa lady says “13 and under?” directed to me

i say “what the hell” under my voice and just stare at her in disbelief

that probably knocked my confidence down about 7 goddamn pegs, because i’m already wearing fucking elevator shoes

how the actual fuck do you think i’m 13 years old or younger what the actual fuck man i’m so goddamn pissed

and then they took my bag and confiscated my fucking sea salt spray and my parents just said throw it away, like fuck you guys that was 20 bucks and i need that

then when im waiting for my bag some fucking black guy hits on my mom and calls her a beautiful woman in front of my fucking dad

i can’t fucking do this shit this is why i don’t go outside. if you ever ask why i ldar, this is exactly fucking why. and this hour two of day one, i can’t bro. i’m dying my hair and hopping on roids when i get back

@Anamnesis @xzylecrey @Heretic @AustrianMogger

Don't you fraud to 5'7 in public ?

 

[HundredManSlayer]

Don't you fraud to 5'7 in public ?

i only had my 2 inch elevators on so a bit below 5’6

 

[nocajebudala]

blast anavar

 

[Sceptical]

then when im waiting for my bag some fucking black guy hits on my mom and calls her a beautiful woman in front of my fucking dad

why didn't your dad do anything

 

[AustrianMogger]

i only had my 2 inch elevators on so a bit below 5’6

Tripple LL with 2 osteotomies 24cm increase total is best for you.
from 162 to 186 would mog and with lifts 190

 

[HundredManSlayer]

why didn't your dad do anything

idk the black guy was older and being respectful but i could tell he was hitting on her

 

[fatblackjewishwoman]

Unfortunate, how old are you and what’s your height?

 

[Sceptical]

idk the black guy was older and being respectful but i could tell he was hitting on her

is your mom attractive, objectively speaking

 

[asdvek]

Broooooo that's brutal meanwhile I got called a pornstar when I was wearing this

 

[HundredManSlayer]

Unfortunate, how old are you and what’s your height?

17 and 5’4

but i was wearing elevators

 

[HundredManSlayer]

is your mom attractive, objectively speaking

i mean i guess jfl

above average for a 40 some year old woman

 

[fatblackjewishwoman]

17 and 5’4

but i was wearing elevators

How much did you grow it the past 1-2 years?

 

[HundredManSlayer]

How much did you grow it the past 1-2 years?

an inch in the past two years

it’s over i’m done anyway

 

[Eltrē]

Play to your strengths and cuteboymax, I'm sure you'll find some mommy gf with pedophilic tendencies.

 

[HundredManSlayer]

Play to your strengths and cuteboymax, I'm sure you'll find some mommy gf with pedophilic tendencies.

like winning the lottery man

 

[SplashJuice]

Brutal, you'll see better days

 

[HundredManSlayer]

my mom keeps trying to fucking gaslight me that it doesn’t matter and that they were just “following protocol”

i’m so sick of this bullshit

 

[CorinthianLOX]

Will tsa baby me if I go to the USA and I’m 5’8 with shoes?

 

[HundredManSlayer]

Will tsa baby me if I go to the USA and I’m 5’8 with shoes?

probably not jfl

i think it happened because i have a pretty boy face and im blonde smh

 

[CorinthianLOX]

probably not jfl

i think it happened because i have a pretty boy face and im blonde smh

I always thought you have black hair and dark triad looks.

 

[HundredManSlayer]

I always thought you have black hair and dark triad looks.

after this stupid fucking tsa encounter i might

 

[Anamnesis]

brutal story ngl hope somehow you get better my good friend

 

[popeyesniggle]

Tripple LL with 2 osteotomies 24cm increase total is best for you.
from 162 to 186 would mog and with lifts 190

Yeah bro triple ll and lifts so your legs make up 70% of your body and you can’t walk for 3 years

 

[random subhuman]

i’m going to orlando as i’ve said before and im in line to get my bag checked

as im walking along with my mom some random tsa lady says “13 and under?” directed to me

i say “what the hell” under my voice and just stare at her in disbelief

that probably knocked my confidence down about 7 goddamn pegs, because i’m already wearing fucking elevator shoes

how the actual fuck do you think i’m 13 years old or younger what the actual fuck man i’m so goddamn pissed

and then they took my bag and confiscated my fucking sea salt spray and my parents just said throw it away, like fuck you guys that was 20 bucks and i need that

then when im waiting for my bag some fucking black guy hits on my mom and calls her a beautiful woman in front of my fucking dad

i can’t fucking do this shit this is why i don’t go outside. if you ever ask why i ldar, this is exactly fucking why. and this hour two of day one, i can’t bro. i’m dying my hair and hopping on roids when i get back

@Anamnesis @xzylecrey @Heretic @AustrianMogger

Geomaxx is solution for your problem g

 

[popeyesniggle]

@HundredManSlayer rep me don’t you dare jfl

 

[sick kunt31]

Broooooo that's brutal meanwhile I got called a pornstar when I was wearing this

in Istanbul terms