I'm gonna put a piece of wood in my palate to expend it

[Blackpilled1027]

Jfl at retards who pay to get stretch

 

[Blackpilled1027]

Take this shit, take your measure and then cut with 3-5mm less to be safe

Put 3 woods

Time to woodmax niggas

 

[Deleted member 26642]

You'll get splinters

 

[Blackpilled1027]

at first I was thinking at this to make a joke

But I don't think it's a joke anymore, i'm gonna stretch the ass of my fucking recessed narrow cuck palate

 

[Blackpilled1027]

You'll get splinters

No pain, no gain

 

[Debetro]

This would have gotten 15 reacts 4 years ago.

 

[mizzy]

Good thinking bhai. Those cheap Chinese phthalate palate expanders slowly microdose you with microplastics turning you into a betabux liberal

 

[Freakbob]

Just ram your palate apart with a steel bar.

 

[Deleted member 29167]

at first I was thinking at this to make a joke

But I don't think it's a joke anymore, i'm gonna stretch the ass of my fucking recessed narrow cuck palate

get MSE retard

 

[mizzy]

get MSE retard

noooooo mse is jewish psyop

 

[halfbloodaryanmaxxe]

lumberjack maxxing

 

[Deleted member 39670]

man someone needs to make some sort of device that pushes your palate for you. that shit would make billions

 

[Deleted member 32640]

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Take this shit, take your measure and then cut with 3-5mm less to be safe
View attachment 2424265 Put 3 woods

Time to woodmax niggas

Make a mold out of some soft foodsafe silicone material that fits above or below tongue, then press up behind the chin where theres no bone maybe with an external thing, easy gaurranteed hard mewing

 

[Deleted member 32640]

Make a mold out of some soft foodsafe silicone material that fits above or below tongue, then press up behind the chin where theres no bone maybe with an external thing, easy gaurranteed hard mewing

Dont criticize me for this i know its probably not that simple

 

[hansmoleman]

Probably because my autism but it’s increasingly difficulty to distinguish parody from real posts on .org