im in the fucking trenches bro poorcels GTFIH

[chudlite]

i just had to shoplift a bag of lays potato chips and a diet coke because im dead broke

poorcels its over

 

[chudlite]

hi pookies im in class now eating my chips
@Imretarded? @Dendoni @dark.max @Juandigomigo22

 

[itzyaboyJJ]

 

[Juandigomigo22]

hi pookies im in class now eating my chips
@Imretarded? @Dendoni @dark.max @Juandigomigo22

Hey pookie, you shouldn’t be eating chips it’s a looksmin and will make you’re breathe smell like shit

 

[chudlite]

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IM JEWISH NOT INDIAN KYS

 

[chudlite]

Hey pookie, you shouldn’t be eating chips it’s a looksmin and will make you’re breathe smell like shit

hmmm true but its a very small bag since i had to be able to fit it in my pocket

 

[chudlite]

Hey pookie, you shouldn’t be eating chips it’s a looksmin and will make you’re breathe smell like shit

what do u think about diet coke

 

[N9wiff•˚₊‧⋆.]

How are you dead broke?

Instant noodles is good poor food.

 

[Juandigomigo22]

what do u think about diet coke

I think it’s like eating healthy chips, if you’re trying to be healthy just don’t eat it, you might as well get the regular

 

[Juandigomigo22]

How are you dead broke?

Instant noodles is good poor food.

Fuck noodles, you can make chipotle chicken burritos like 10 of them for $12

 

[Eriot Lodger]

Vote for the democrats to improve poorcel living standards. Forget the culture wars. They're just there to divert your attention away from the fact that you're BEING ROBBED.

 

[shia.jihadist]

how is nigga jewish and dead broke

idk ask your cousin mark zuckerfag for some cash?

 

[eiegta]

Shoplifting inexpensive items is fun

 

[chudlite]

How are you dead broke?

Instant noodles is good poor food.

im at a lecture i just left for 5 minutes to steal
some shit from the store across the street and came back

 

[N9wiff•˚₊‧⋆.]

Fuck noodles, you can make chipotle chicken burritos like 10 of them for $12

I am not in the Western world so I don't know what that is

Sounds better though! Most popular poverty here is just noodles and eggs.

 

[chudlite]

Shoplifting inexpensive items is fun

i used to steal alot of cough syrup but im sober right now i had a massive addiction i even oded and immediately got my retarded ass on org and made a post

 

[noonespecial]

Your skin and bf% crying rn. Bloated mf

 

[KevinDurder]

Nigga coulda stole anything and he chose goyslop

Get a job lazy ass nigga

 

[chudlite]

Vote for the democrats to improve poorcel living standards. Forget the culture wars. They're just there to divert your attention away from the fact that you're BEING ROBBED.

my nigga i cannot vote i wasnt born in goyim america

 

[Juandigomigo22]

I am not in the Western world so I don't know what that is

Sounds better though! Most popular poverty here is just noodles and eggs.

It’s like bbq chicken but spicy and you put chipotle sauce and tomatoes lettuce, bacon and ranch in a burrito

 

[chudlite]

Nigga coulda stole anything and he chose goyslop

Get a job lazy ass nigga

nigga i have to eat in class do you want me to shoplift a pack of fucking raw chicken breasts

 

[N9wiff•˚₊‧⋆.]

It’s like bbq chicken but spicy and you put chipotle sauce and tomatoes lettuce, bacon and ranch in a burrito

That actually sounds really good tbh

I feel hungry now at 3 AM

Fuck.

 

[N9wiff•˚₊‧⋆.]

nigga i have to eat in class do you want me to shoplift a pack of fucking raw chicken breasts

If you snuck raw beef you could have eaten it raw

Though, it wouldn't be NT

 

[chudlite]

I think it’s like eating healthy chips, if you’re trying to be healthy just don’t eat it, you might as well get the regular

so should i just drink normal coke?

 

[asdvek]

Hey pookie, you shouldn’t be eating chips it’s a looksmin and will make you’re breathe smell like shit

He eats my shit on a daily basis his breath is already bad

 

[chudlite]

Fuck noodles, you can make chipotle chicken burritos like 10 of them for $12

how bhai the chicken alone would be pretty expensive

 

[chudlite]

He eats my shit on a daily basis his breath is already bad

shut the fuck up schizo retard

 

[Juandigomigo22]

so should i just drink normal coke?

Yes if you’re going to drink soda just drink normal, but I only drink water

 

[chudlite]

how is nigga jewish and dead broke

idk ask your cousin mark zuckerfag for some cash?

idk nigga i just dont have any money on me

 

[Eriot Lodger]

Vote for the democrats to improve poorcel living standards. Forget the culture wars. They're just there to divert your attention away from the fact that you're BEING ROBBED.

For retards:
This does not apply to you if you do not live in the united states of America.

 

[Juandigomigo22]

how bhai the chicken alone would be pretty expensive

Chicken breast are only $8 and tomatoes and lettuce are about $2 each, then you can add bacon or not if you can’t afford it

 

[chudlite]

If you snuck raw beef you could have eaten it raw

Though, it wouldn't be NT

yeah unseasoned raw beef doesnt sound very appetizing too

 

[Deleted member 78207]

just get a job bro, shits sad

 

[chudlite]

Your skin and bf% crying rn. Bloated mf

come on bro its a small bag with 160 calories

 

[chudlite]

just get a job bro, shits sad

sad indeed but im too lazy for a job and i get groceries delivered to my door via my parents so i dont shoplift shit 24/7 im just broke atm cuz i spend my money like a retard

 

[RICHCELDOM]

your jewish ancestors would be ashamed of you

 

[noonespecial]

come on bro its a small bag with 160 calories

Only if it's cheat day

 

[got.daim]

hi pookies im in class now eating my chips
@Imretarded? @Dendoni @dark.max @Juandigomigo22

why wasn't I tagged

 

[chudlite]

why wasn't I tagged

not my pookie>.< but it okay ill tag u next time those are just my org niggas

 

[chudlite]

Only if it's cheat day

im just hungry as shit bhai i didnt eat i had a oofy doofy secure exam i was late too

 

[chudlite]

your jewish ancestors would be ashamed of you
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here i am stealing a 50 cent bag of chips…. ill be a richcel like them one day

 

[shizuku11111]

i shoplift skittles and other candy all the timr with friend, open them and put them in pocket, recently i also shoplifted a colored contacts

 

[chudlite]

i shoplift skittles and other candy all the timr with friend, open them and put them in pocket, recently i also shoplifted a colored contacts

bro holy shit you reminded me i got a warning for talking about shoplifting last time probably getting one this time

but yeah shoplifting is fun most of the time imo the thrill exists above the value of whatever you stole

 

[shizuku11111]

bro holy shit you reminded me i got a warning for talking about shoplifting last time probably getting one this time

but yeah shoplifting is fun most of the time imo the thrill exists above the value of whatever you stole

true lmao, we both start laughing out loud and sayind dumb things like “actually i dont want this” “lets grt something else” then throw empty bag of gummies away

 

[chudlite]

true lmao, we both start laughing out loud and sayind dumb things like “actually i dont want this” “lets grt something else” then throw empty bag of gummies away

they know me at a bunch of stores already so
my options are limited i only steal expensive shit in stores they dont know me but i’ll blatantly steal low value shit in stores that already have high shoplift rate so they dgaf

 

[shizuku11111]

they know me at a bunch of stores already so
my options are limited i only steal expensive shit in stores they dont know me but i’ll blatantly steal low value shit in stores that already have high shoplift rate so they dgaf

we only do it at big markets, how do you even do it without getting caught, we only steal candies and other goyslop

 

[chudlite]

we only do it at big markets, how do you even do it without getting caught, we only steal candies and other goyslop

i steal shit with tags on it browhen the alarms ring i fucking bolt

 

[gigell]

Go hunt for food

 

[chudlite]

Go hunt for food

a gun is like 300 bro

 

[gigell]

a gun is like 300 bro

Make traps and use hand